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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002 time: 05:35
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Episode 6
Alva was woken in the middle of the night by a groaning noise from the toiletium. Slowly he crossed the floor, careful not to wake anyone, despite getting a bit tangled in some kind of rope halfway accross the room.
In the toletium Jon Miller was squatting over one of the chutes, with his toga removed.
"Oh by Jupiter it hurts!" he moaned "Letting the grave dance over my brain?"
Alva approached him.
"Are you alright?" he inquired from the suffering librarian
"Just a spot of Dyspepsia, old boy!" replied Jon with a smile "You'd better stand back."
Alva stood back, as Jon's overstrained bowels gave way, releasing a stinking torrent of excrement, followed by his large and small intestines, his liver, and finally his stomach.
Jon lay on the tolietium floor, blood gushing from his ruined anus. Alva shouted for the others.
"Ring a ring a roses...." muttered Jon and died.
"By Saturn! He's d..." spluttered FlameFlash and stopped, Rasputin's hand over his mouth.
"We can all see that," said Rasputin.
"As we can see his green penis," commented DrSpike.
"Pulvis et umbra sumus," said Zopperoni sadly, and covered Jon with his toga.
Time to vote!
-Jam
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Guynemer
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I still think joncha must have something to do with the green penis business.
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