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Zopperoni
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OK, General Ludd.
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Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:35
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Ludd's reverse psychology has failed him.
Last edited by Kassiopeia on 05-05-2004 at 13:29
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:35
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Episode 8
The surviving Romans assembled and cast their votes again, with General Ludd once again voting for himself, sealing his fate.
"Are you insane?" asked Tuberski
"He must be," said Guynemer "Is it my turn to do the honours?"
The blacksmith held General Ludd's head down on his anvil, and raised a hammer.
"You have to ask me to do it," he told Ludd "Ask me to kill you."
"No!" said Ludd "Do you think I want to die?"
"Fine," said Rasputin "Jonny will start to read his poems to you."
Jonny took out a scroll, cleared his throat and recited:
"The pretty little bunny,
That grazed upon the daffodils,
Is sadly not that funny,
And has one ear more than slightly bigger than the other..."
"KILL ME NOW!" screamed General Ludd, and Guynemer brought the hammer down.
The Romans left for another night of free wine at the expense of Rah's cellars.
* * * * * *
In the middle of the night however, Hercules needed to go for a pee, and he stumbled in the darkness over some kind of flat wooden object.
Upon entering the toiletia he encountered Alva, groaning and cluching at his head, his groin, his stomach and the small of his back. He was having some sort of fit or seizure as well.
"...abnormal electrical activity is taking place in my brain..." complained Alva through clenched teeth as he shook and writhed, scattering headlice over the floor "...and its caused by... OW!"
Alva shouted as two nephroliths burst the small of his back, followed by a complete rectal collapse.
The noise gathered the Romans into the toletia, where they witnessed Alva falling down dead, headfirst into one of the chutes.
"Check his penis," suggested DrSpike
"Its turning green," replied Tuberski, "Just like the others."
"I really feel that this u..." started FlameFlash...
"This used to be a nice place to live," completed Rasputin "Oh, by Jupiter, of course."
"Dum tempus habemus, operemur bonum," said Zoppi, and nearly everyone agreed with him.
Its is now time to vote
-Jam
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