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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:35
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Anyway, time is already more than 30 minutes over, so its too late...
Episode 3
The Romans left Spiffor's body lying in the toiletium, although ADG complained that it would start to smell bad.
"What are you talking about?" asked Alva "The toiletia always smell."
"I mean it would smell worse," countered ADG
"What worse than your stinking fish?" snapped Zopperoni.
Kassi put a hand on Zopperoni's shoulder.
"Did I give you permission to speak, slave?" he asked.
Zoppi shook his head.
"Now that Spiffor is dead, I'll be collecting the debts he owes me, starting with the slave, he never paid for," continued Kassi "Now, anyone want a cheap slave?"
"Let's see how the voting goes, before I decide," said Rah.
And it was good that Rah waited, because after 24 hours discussion, the Romans decided he mas most likely to have poisoned poor Spiffor, and voted to kill him.
The Romans drew lots, and Theben was selected to use his big butcher's knife to remove Rah's liver. Rasputin placed the organ on a gold plate and offered prayers to Jupiter, then it was given to the sacred chickens of Venus to nibble.
Hercules lifted Rah's still-living body up and tied it to the back of Tuberski's chariot, who then dragged it round in circles while DrSpike showed Snowfire how to fire arrows at it. Rah was soon dead.
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When the Romans awoke the next morning they were treated to an even more gorey sight than the night before. Chaunk's chickens were calmly picking the eyes out of his head as it laid sideways on the bar counter in Rah's former Taverna. The poor man's body was again nowhere to be seen, but the trails of blood indicated it had been dragged to the river and dumped.
On the wall above the head, another horizontal line had been painted in blood, about 2 inches beneath the first one, but otherwise identical.
"By Jupiter!" exclaimed Jonny "He's dead!"
Rasputin looked at him sternly.
"Vita mutatur, non tollitur," commented Zopperoni
"What?" demanded GhengisFarb
"Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur," said Zopperoni to himself, and sat down.
"That's two beheadings now!" cried FlameFlash, "And the great god Saturn shall not l..."
Rapsutin was there in time again.
"And the great god Jupiter," he corrected "Shall not let us vote for the wrong man this time!"
Time to vote, my precious ones*
*Level of preciousness may vary with use.
-Jam
Last edited by Jamski on 29-04-2004 at 15:28
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:35
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code:
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Rasputin
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| 10. Jon Miller
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| 12. Jonny
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| 13. Guynemer
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Antlerkov
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: The * after
people's names indicates the number of consecutive rounds they failed
to vote.
i.e. Two *'s mean
they did not vote in the last two rounds, etc.
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Come on vote you lot! A third of the 24 hours has already elapsed!
-Jam
Last edited by Jamski on 29-04-2004 at 23:52
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Jon Miller
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ceremonial guard?
General Ludd
JM
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Guynemer
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Who am I to stop the tide of a docpile?
Farberius
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29-04-2004 14:46
...or is it because you want to appear genuinely interested in finding the killer?
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