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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:35
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Napoleon III suffered from nephroliths.
However, they do not, as a rule, burst out of the victims' bodies in the way described by Jamskius.
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No, but otherwise you wouldn't have seen them, would you? 
And Ras... HongHu is often mentioning grapefruit. You just need to keep "mafia records" on everyone that is likely to play
Anyway... time has expired for you...
Episode 9
Once again the Romans voted, and the priest of Jupiter, Rasputin was selected.
"Perhaps we'll finally hear what FlameFlash is trying to tell us," complained Guynemer.
"I wouldn't bet on it," snarled Rasputin.
Theben hammered a stake into the priest's heart.
"He was a vampire, right?" asked the butcher.
The others just laughed.
"Well," said FlameFlash, "Its certainly nice to be able to speak at length."
The others indicated that he should continue.
"Ummm," hesitated the priest, "You know what, I heard a poem once that Jonny might like... er... I forget... I rember how it started...ummm..."
The others sighed.
"Come back Rasputin!" cried Snowfire.
"Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum..." commented Zopperoni
Wake up Mafia, send those orders
-Jam
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Guynemer
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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
But our very own med student (who else) Guynemer did already tell us that they are kidney stones. So there. |
Thanks for paying attention, Kassi... unlike some people I could mention... *cough* Jamskius *cough*
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Jamski
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lol ED&D is officially full PvP LOL
May 2002
time: 05:35
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Episode 10
As usual, someone woke up in the night, and this night it was Zopperoni that heard the wailing from the toiletia. He woke the others, and they headed off together, only tripping over a small chain and a ring in the dark, to see Guynemer writhing in agony, with all the usual symptoms, first the green penis, waved on display, then the raving as the headlice devoured his brain. Thirdly the rumbling noise from his bowels, imminent to their explosion, fourthly the nethroliths sprouting wildly from his back, this sending him into a final foaming fit, teeth clenched, and his death.
The Romans applauded a totally overdone death.
"I think I'm being s..." started FlameFlash
"Shut it!" chorused everyone together, "We know you are!"
"I was SURE we got the killer this time," said Jonny "And I started a poem that rhyme(d)"
"Sapiens nihil affirmat quod non probat," offered Zoppi, by way of warning.
code:
mafia
| Name
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Job
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Status
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| 1. Zopperoni
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Slave
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Alive
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| 2. Theben
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Butcher
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Alive |
| 3. Alva
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Retired
Legionary
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Dead - All kinds of stuff
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| 4. Snowfire
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Aspiring Gladiator
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Alive |
| 5. General Ludd
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Pretorian
Prefect
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Dead - Romans
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| 6. Joncha
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Pimp
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Dead - Romans
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| 7. ADG
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Fish
Trader
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Dead - Romans
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| 8. Kassiopeia
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Slave Dealer
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Alive |
| 9. DrSpike
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Champion Gladiator
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Alive |
| 10. Jon Miller
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Librarian
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Dead - Dsypepsia
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| 11. Rah
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Brothel
Owner
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Dead - Romans
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| 12. Jonny
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Poet
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Alive |
| 13. Guynemer
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Blacksmith
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Dead - All kinds of stuff
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| 14. Spiffor
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Senator
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Dead - Green Penis
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| 15. GJRamsey
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Scribe
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Dead - Romans
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| 16. Chaunk
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Keeper
of the Sacred Chickens
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Dead - Beheaded
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| 17. MattH
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Tribune
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Dead - All kinds of stuff
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| 18. FlameFlash
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Saturnine Pontifex
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Alive |
| 19. Vlad
Antlerkov
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Gladiator
Trainer
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Dead - raving with headlice
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| 20. Rasputin
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Jovian
Pontifex
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Dead - Romans
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| 21. Hercules
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Strongman
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Alive |
| 22. Skanky Burns
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Tavern
Owner
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Dead - Beheaded
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| 23. Tuberski
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Chariot Racer
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Alive |
| 24. Ghengis Farb |
Mosaic
Artist
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Dead - Romans
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Time to vote!
-Jam
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Guynemer
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Originally posted by Jamski
And I know how to spell your name every time now without checking it.
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I think you have me confused with Trouhebeane.
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SnowFire
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New York City, NY
Jan 1970
time: 00:35
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Ras: And while voting for you about 3 times before, I didn't vote for you the last time, no?
Okay, we've got a smart mafia, since most of the unlikely suspects are dead.
1. Zopperoni Slave Alive
Very possible. Slaves were messing with food, after all, and he has a ready made motive. Been kinda posting under the radar.
2. Theben Butcher Alive
This weird style of murder just might fit Theben. Plus knows how to season food.
4. Snowfire Aspiring Gladiator Alive
Is a gladiator, like Dr. Spike. But innocent, 'cause Jam didn't send me a message. Also due to the fact that I wouldn't be a lazy mafia.
8. Kassiopeia Slave Dealer Alive
See Theben. May enjoy killing in bizarre ways.
9. DrSpike Champion Gladiator Alive
If the stuff people tripped over really was evidence and Dr. Spike was dumb enough to leave it lying around the place he knew his poisoned victims would stop by (not even the murder site)... well, it makes no sense, but that didn't stop me from voting for him last round.
Speaking of which, if it really is poison, can't we all, you know, go live on the land for awhile? Become hearty Roman hunter-gatherers?
12. Jonny Poet Alive
Hasn't posted much. We know that the Mafia is lazy.
18. FlameFlash Saturnine Pontifex Alive
The "cursing" theory which made Ras look suspicious might work on him as well.
21. Hercules Strongman Alive
Um, no particular reason to suspect Hercules so far.
23. Tuberski Chariot Racer Alive
Somebody said that the stuff tripped over might be a chariot racer's stuff.
People who are most likely innocent since they posted in the thread on page 8 when the mafia was being slow with the kill orders:
SnowFire
Hercules
FlameFlash
Tuberski
Kassiopeia
Unless of course they were being devilishly clever and posting while holding off sending Jam a PM. Or perhaps "annoying for slowing down the game," but whatever.
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06-05-2004 15:40
I mean only Duck even knows what a nethrolith is... and he missed the sign-up for this one...*sigh* ...Google is your friend... Google loves you...
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