07-05-2004 22:22									#31
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Dear Tiamat,

What does it mean when a woman says,

1. I know a man named Urban Ranger -- he's very sexy. Are you sexy?

2. Ooo, he's so cute!

3. I am forever grateful.

4. You could be my boyfriend.

5. You're so touching.

	07-05-2004 22:25									#32
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Tiamat:

I continue to look and post, because I try to make you stop.

	07-05-2004 22:27									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger What does it mean when a woman says, . 5. You're so touching.

It means, "If you don't cut it out, I'm going to call the sexual harrassment officer!"

	07-05-2004 22:37									#34
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Why will women sometimes remark to their boyfriend that a guy walking by is "cute", but if the guy remarks that a girl is "hot", the girlfriend gets offended?

	07-05-2004 22:45									#35
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat Why will women sometimes remark to their boyfriend that a guy walking by is "cute", but if the guy remarks that a girl is "hot", the girlfriend gets offended?

That ones easy....double standard. It's ok for us to do it but you'd better not. Besides 9 times out of 10 no man is going to feel threatned if some guy walks by and their girl says oh he's cute. You guys just blow that off but we.....well we immediately look her up and down and start to pick apart what you think is cute and why we don't look like that and then we go into complete dementia and think that you want to sleep with her in about 3.5 seconds.

	07-05-2004 22:45									#36
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I love you

"Thanks for the check!"

Come here and keep me warm

"Oh, all right. We can do it as long as you stop that pitiful begging."

Whatever you say honey...

"... goes in one ear and out the other."

	07-05-2004 22:48									#37
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1. I know a man named Urban Ranger -- he's very sexy. Are you sexy?

Not sure I follow that one.

2. Ooo, he's so cute!

See post to Diplomat

3. I am forever grateful.

Oh that was so nice what you did but you're still not getting in my panties

4. You could be my boyfriend.

Except that you won't.

5. You're so touching.

How sweet you are but again not boyfriend material so keep trying and keep showering me with all those gifts but it just ain't gonna happen....but you are welcome to keep trying.

	07-05-2004 22:49									#38
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT I love you "Thanks for the check!" Come here and keep me warm "Oh, all right. We can do it as long as you stop that pitiful begging." Whatever you say honey... "... goes in one ear and out the other."

You must be married

	07-05-2004 22:55									#39
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What she says, and what I hear

Will you do me a favor

"Don't get to comfortable I have the most agonizing chore for you to do"

Why don't you ask for directions?

"I'm a stupid idiot, but you are dumber than me"

Honey...
"Slave"

What do you want to do today?
"What are you going to do for me today"

My parents are coming over
"Run away!!!"

How can you watch baseball on T.V? It's so boring.
"Your lazy."

Help
"Do by yourself"

Honey, can you take my car to the car wash?
"Slave, take the car to get washed and then stop by the bar for an hour or two, and make sure to park in the back so that if I come looking for you I won't see it, and you will have more time to come up with an elaborate lie as to how you somehow managed to take 5 hours to get the car washed and wound up too drunk to drive it home."

Lets go shopping
"I saw your credit card statement."

Do you think she's cute
"Stop looking at her or I will rip your eyes out."

	07-05-2004 23:12									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat 4. You could be my boyfriend. Except that you won't.

You only got this part right, even then, it's not what you were thinking. I let her down gently.

Hm, not doing very well here, Tia, are we?

	07-05-2004 23:14									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon It means, "If you don't cut it out, I'm going to call the sexual harrassment officer!"

When she was putting her hands on my thighs at the same time?

	07-05-2004 23:21									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat That ones easy....double standard. It's ok for us to do it but you'd better not. Besides 9 times out of 10 no man is going to feel threatned if some guy walks by and their girl says oh he's cute. You guys just blow that off but we.....well we immediately look her up and down and start to pick apart what you think is cute and why we don't look like that and then we go into complete dementia and think that you want to sleep with her in about 3.5 seconds.

women are nuts!

	07-05-2004 23:26									#44
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Agathon, your list is too long.

As Chris Rock says, there are just four things a woman can do to make her man happy.

1. Give him sex.
2. Give him a blowjob.
3. Give him a sandwich.
4. Shut the hell up.

	07-05-2004 23:30									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

I have once fallen for that one...

I though I had most definently had made a mistake, and tried to apologize. She said it was ok, and I assumed she meant it. Of course then I got hell for it, and couldn't figure out why.

	07-05-2004 23:30									#46
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Agathon, your list is too long. As Chris Rock says, there are just four things a woman can do to make her man happy. 1. Give him sex. 2. Give him a blowjob. 3. Give him a sandwich. 4. Shut the hell up.

i thought that was dave chappelle in "killing them softly" give a blowjob, play with their balls, make them a sandwich and stop talking so much.

	07-05-2004 23:42									#47
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat I hope this is on topic: what does a woman mean when she says something like "you are so sweet, I wish my boyfriend were more like you!"?

REad: Intellectual whore.

	07-05-2004 23:56									#48
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quote: what does a woman mean when she says something like "you are so sweet, I wish my boyfriend were more like you!"?

If you weren't so a)god damn ugly b)gay c)bad for my image, I would dump my bf and hook up with you...

	08-05-2004 00:06									#49
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wat about, "shut up, ur making me blush!"

	08-05-2004 00:16									#50
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quote: Originally posted by The diplomat Why will women sometimes remark to their boyfriend that a guy walking by is "cute", but if the guy remarks that a girl is "hot", the girlfriend gets offended?

Because this particular couple didn't speak about it, and because the man is a pushover.
In many cases, men feel it is ok to give "the look" (and far more than that) to other women, while they expect their own woman to be perfectly true, and never to look at other men. Often, violence emerges from this mindset.

In my own case, I discussed about it with my gf, and we concluded it was ok and natural to feel attracted to other people. We both do it

	08-05-2004 00:40									#51
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 i thought that was dave chappelle in "killing them softly" give a blowjob, play with their balls, make them a sandwich and stop talking so much.

I heard it 2nd hand, so maybe it was Chapelle.

	08-05-2004 00:50									#52
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quote: 1. Give him sex. 2. Give him a blowjob. 3. Give him a sandwich. 4. Shut the hell up.

Ahhhh but you left out one....unlimited time on the computer so he can play his silly little games

quote: I have once fallen for that one... I though I had most definently had made a mistake, and tried to apologize. She said it was ok, and I assumed she meant it. Of course then I got hell for it, and couldn't figure out why.

OOoooooo ouch! And how long did you have to pay for it? I'm guessing at least two days

	08-05-2004 00:53									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Ahhhh but you left out one....unlimited time on the computer so he can play his silly little games

Ain't it among the "shut up" thing?

	08-05-2004 00:56									#54
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Trust me I live that one everyday. And no that isn't in the shut up thing. Computer games is a catagory all by itself! Right honey? ( this is because he's at home lurking on this thread)

	08-05-2004 00:58									#55
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Don't tell me...

Your husband wouldn't be CHEGITZ ?

	08-05-2004 00:59									#56
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Watching you flirt on the net with little boys, is he?

	08-05-2004 00:59									#57
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Well, if you'd shut up, he'd be able to play on the computer in peace.

Yes, I'm projecting.

	08-05-2004 01:00									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Your husband wouldn't be CHEGITZ ?

I would never date a redhead (Gloria Stephani excepted, but that was really pink anyway).

	08-05-2004 01:00									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Don't tell me... Your husband wouldn't be CHEGITZ ?

There's a big difference between a dragon and a bunny.

	08-05-2004 01:02									#60
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Apparently not in chest size though.