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The Emperor Fabulous is offline The Emperor Fabulous
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I know this is kinda late, but

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all i hear from you is communist (bong)pipe dreams, stories about you being unemployed, and your liking of sex and drugs. none of those are recipes for success.


You must not be familiar with Rock & Roll

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no... i'm a rap and rnb man...

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by not surrendering to the dangerous passions of the flesh, i am a superior man. i am always contented by the fact that i am better than you chegitz. i was, am, and always will be better than you and by God one day i will make you regret every decision you made and every road you took that opposed mine... i will make you wish you lived my life and on that day i will spit on your living grave


own goal. by denying what you are, who you are you are inevitably inferior. my, don't we think highly of ourselves...?

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i find you disgusting...

humanity disgusts me... with its drug use and sex... with its theft and ignorance... with its violence and brutal, disgusting acts of immense barbarism... how the **** can you not look at pictures of terrorists beheading people... or look into the yellow eyes of a drug addict begging for change... or hear the tapes of enron executives mocking those who they stole from... or hear about an innocent young girl being raped and murdered... or an innocent man gunned down by police...

how the **** in god's name can you witness those things and not find humanity repulsive and disgusting?


so you want to f*ck monkeys? i never knew you were into beastialty, albert.

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Self opened the thread up to this when he egged on a fight between me and Albert.


and i haven't laughed harder in a very, very long time. but this is still in the spirit of the thread, although it is getting a little hostile... but whomever said it (too lazy to go back and look it up) is right: it sounds more like you're trying to convince yourself, albert, than any of us here.

oh. and [lapis lazuli]

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humanity disgusts me... with its drug use and sex... with its theft and ignorance... with its violence and brutal, disgusting acts of immense barbarism... how the **** can you not look at pictures of terrorists beheading people... or look into the yellow eyes of a drug addict begging for change... or hear the tapes of enron executives mocking those who they stole from... or hear about an innocent young girl being raped and murdered... or an innocent man gunned down by police...

how the **** in god's name can you witness those things and not find humanity repulsive and disgusting?


Do you love yourself, Albert? If so, are you somehow exempt from these?

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I have watched from afar then was lured into this den of Iniquity and saw some nice posts and some not so nice posts

So i sez to me self "SELF" since Gorilla Ugly or Sinfully Sa-WEETness can make it here why not have one of the "BIG UNS" maake her debut..maybe and I suspect old Albert Speer can attest that BIG BUTTS are some kinda Happening, IFIN ya pick up what Im ah puttin down.. (had to me back wuz killing me!! )

Ok without further ado..bring on Lady Love

Just for the record..I like a little more fringe when my women folk wear sezzy thongs!!

So tell me HOT OR NOT?

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I'd harpoon it.

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My comment was wrong.

I am going to suffer from the reciprocal ways of karma for that.

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Ben:

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Do you love yourself, Albert? If so, are you somehow exempt from these?


no i don't love myself. I have much contempt for myself for not being better than what i already am... for somehow being unloveable... i am contented by the fact that i try.

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Self: can I meet that girl? she looks amazing...I don't do the online dating thing, but that girl would definintly be worth breaking that

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I'd harpoon it.


Thats very deep..(or at least would need to be )

I have allways heard this but not that!

This is this

and Dat is Dat!!



PRETTY IN PINK

PANK FER DA SOUTHERNERS!!

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PRETTY IN PINK

PANK FER DA SOUTHERNERS!!


I wonder if she could win the heavyweight UFC title?

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I wonder if she could win the heavyweight UFC title?


Hey! This is not a fight thread!

Its about beauty in a body!

Ok..lets see..Self has some nice "INNOCENT-BUT-Tartly"..some "Dark-'N-Gothic" then we have some "Brown Sugar" from Albert and I believe we had some "BOYZ-TOYZ" fer the mano-e-mano coming here (PLUS many I havenet mentioned!) and fer the "silently-enraged-by-Inner-beauty" I post these pictures, Inspired by Shallow Hal/Albert Speer because we shouldnt merely look at the "outter beauty but the inner as well"

Ok that being said..

Fer da Autralians whom love their Girls "OUTBACKsy Type!!"

Miss "G'day and show me yer Boomerang" Australia's own

Kia "Kick yer @r$e" 'ROO!

(Note:

No animals were hurt in the taking of these pics!!

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We are posting pictures of people we know.
Something you wanted to tell the forum, Grandpa Troll?

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We are posting pictures of people we know.
Something you wanted to tell the forum, Grandpa Troll?


First I simply loved your old red head picture your avatar showed..simply sa-weet!!


Well..ok..Im a bit dilusional..but it was light..then it was dark then light then dark..then i puked..
then I rested...as I slithered away into the dark underbrush...of me foliage...

Ok..No I dun no ANY of these and surely would find me "fitting in" with any of these as I am married..

I will stop posting any more pictures of people I dun know..

I will be on the lookout for some of you others though

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Gramps, I like it better when you posted pics of your cat .

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Gramps, I like it better when you posted pics of your cat .


Now wait Solver..I will post Pictures of Fluffy da Winder Kitty..but I dun know her in anyway,shape or form other than "purrr" or "meow" or..wait

Thats about as close as most of these folks are gonna get to "PROJECT" themselves on these "PROJECTS!!"

Ok..Hers me and me wunder kitty hugging on da couch!!

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This is Ted Striker's favorite kind of woman:


Robot bimbos'.

What a surprise.

We need more Lisa

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Robot bimbos?

That is a down to earth woman with alot of substance and class.

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Hehe, look what I started with a brief update of my personal life.

I do enjoy sex, very much, and am not repressed, however Che's view of humanity as animals good for nothing but f.cking and satisfying themselves bodily is troubling. I do believe that humanity has a higher calling, and purpose than a rabbit or a goat.

I do think there is a problem with having sex with a person before knowing them well, and without any real feelings for the person or no future. Though, when you do find a cutie that meets the above circumstances, I'm certainly a fan of many kinky romps in the sack.

I shoulda gotten a pic of the waitress. After all the BS started by my post, I am sorry y'all couldn't have at least gotten a pic out of it.

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Robot bimbos?

That is a down to earth woman with alot of substance and class.


She looks like the kind of woman who will never fight you for control of the TV remote.

I lost control of the main TV years ago

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She looks like the kind of woman who will never fight you for control of the TV remote.

I lost control of the main TV years ago

Here hope this helps you out Horsie!!

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She looks like the kind of woman who will never fight you for control of the TV remote.



That's a BAD thing?

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Self: can I meet that girl? she looks amazing...I don't do the online dating thing, but that girl would definintly be worth breaking that


sorry, i can't. respect of privacy and whatnot...

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Robot bimbos'.

What a surprise.

We need more Lisa


someone taking a shine to the thread? no wonder you find it facinating.

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That's a BAD thing?


You have so much to learn about women

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Go on.

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In the early years, especially pre-marriage, the TV remote is all yours.

Enjoy it while you can

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The key is avoiding marriage/prison in the first place.

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I hope you like Oprah and Dr Phil, Ted.

Or rather, a spouse who will try and Oprahise you.

Cause that kind of girl likes to improve her man.

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This crazy lady here has this radio show. I mean she is literally crazy, she sabotages all the relationships she gets into and makes it her life mission to make herself and everyone around her unhappy.

She had a funny quote:

"Sometimes we watch the Dr. Phil show and then get mad at you for no reason because of something Dr. Phil said."

The Oprahization (pussification) of the Western World.

 
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