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#91

Chapter 4: We All Hate the President

“Nothing can save you now- you killer!” The President’s remaining bodyguard was incensed. “You killed my partner, but for no reason at all- we could not defend you. Therefore, I demand your death.”

General Ludd was silent.

DrSpike chuckled.

Campaign Manager Siddiqui slowly shook his head and expressed his hope that the General wouldn’t be brought back to life a second time.

Vice President Skanky Burns, grinning cruelly, took out his gun with his good arm and aimed, then shot the General right between the eyes. As the General fell, he stood and announced his ascension to the Presidency now that General Ludd’s reign of terror had ended.

Doctor Urban Ranger shook his head, disgusted by the needless death. “He could not have done the killing.” He started.

Nuclear Master and Joncha, carrying the body away, noticed a metal thing gleaming in the General’s pocket. A crowbar. Broken off from the water main, Joncha realized.

So the good General had been up to something.

“See.” Skanky stated. “He was the assassin we were looking for.”

Everyone visibly relaxed.

After dragging Ludd away, Joncha and Nuclear Master went down to repair the watermain.

DarkCloud

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#92

Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

ah, blast. I have to leave the computer for a few hours- but I have a name to kill now. So don't worry, I will update soon.

duke o' york

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#93

Are you writing the chapters in two halves, or did we just win?

[edit] Aha. He is writing them in two halves. Oh well. If only LL was playing this game, because I haven't been looking for any clues. [/edit]

Rasputin

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28-06-2004 19:50

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#94

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two assasins now... so we got the 2nd who was general ludd, we need to get the first now...

Lord Nuclear

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28-06-2004 20:14

#95

Did not think Ludd was the mafia.

Jon Miller

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28-06-2004 20:32

#96

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I'm dead?

sbhoot

JOn Miller

Lord Nuclear

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28-06-2004 20:34

#97

Inflate your Upload Space

You were killed by the Assassin in Round Three.

DarkCloud

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#98

Doctor-PHD Urban Ranger was incredulous, all his hard work had gone to waste. General Ludd had been killed, and all his heroics were useless.

He brooded among the crates of food, looking at the dried-out leaves of fried tomatoes, broccoli, and asparagus and wondering how he could make them into a sort of soup or salad cocktail that might cure a wound to the brain.

He sighed. It was useless. Nothing could bring the Good General back from the dead now.

Shaking his head, he put back on his glasses and started down the hallway toward MOD party temporary headquarters.

As he walked, he thought he heard footsteps behind him. He quickened his pace.

“Doctor Ranger?” The voice asked.

He did not turn back.

“Doctor- Doctor-“ the voice called.

Urban Ranger turned and saw the man, he was hazy and he couldn’t quite make him out, but he was pointing at something... or someone past him. Urban Ranger turned. He heard a shriek, he couldn’t tell which direction it came from. He heard running. Then he fell to the ground.

*

When Joncha and Nuclear Master found him dead in the hall, they turned away. The sight was simply too grotesque to behold. Urban Ranger was dead; strangled by asparagus- a fried green tomato stuffed in his mouth.

DarkCloud

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#99

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Alive

Name
Role
 
Name
Role

duke o' york Bodyguard (MOD)
 
Zopperoni Presidential Candidate (SPAM)

Spaced Cowboy Party Chairman (MOD)
 
Joncha Speechwriter (SPAM)

Skanky Burns Vice President (MOD)
 
Rasputin Vice Presidential Candidate (SPAM)

Imran Siddiqui Campaign Manager (SPAM)
 
Vovan Presidential Candidate (LU)

Nuclear Master Secretariat (LU)
 
Dr. Spike Vice Presidential Candidate (LU)

gjramsey Campaign Manager (LU)
 
   





Dead

Name
Cause of Death
 
Name
Cause of Death

Theben (MOD) Neck Wounds
 
General Ludd (MOD) Throat Cut

Jonny (LU) Hung
 
Chaunk (SPAM) Shot in Head

Jon Miller (MOD) Strangled
 
General Ludd (MOD) Shot in Head

Urban Ranger (MOD) Strangled
 
    


Status
 
Votes

DAY
 

Round 1-General Ludd (4 votes)



   
 
Round 2- Chaunk (3 votes)

DarkCloud

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#100

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you may now vote.

(correction to chart- Round 3- General Ludd (MOD DEMANDED DEATH)

vovan

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28-06-2004 22:43

#101

Put an end to popups!

Very nice. Though admittedly I fail to see how one could be strangled by asparagus.

Vote sent.

Ahem, yeah, I think this is one of the very few presidential elections, where the candidates don't want to say "vote for me".

Rasputin

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28-06-2004 23:00

#102

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DarkCloud

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#103

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Looks like most of the MOD leadership is going by the deathside market

Imran Siddiqui

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29-06-2004 00:54

#104

Put an end to popups!

Neck... neck... neck... perhaps there is a clue in the manner of the killing? Not the head, but one which supports the head?

vovan

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Oct 2001
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29-06-2004 01:04

#105

Put an end to popups!

Yes! Blame Skanky!

Zopperoni

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#106

Put an end to popups!

I got a mySQL-error when submitting the PM. Did you receive my vote though?

joncha

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#107

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Wow. Doctor sure was mentioned alot in that chapter.

vote sent

Lord Nuclear

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#108

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Vote being sent.

vovan

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#109

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Nuclear, clean your PM box!

I just wrote a nice long PM to you, and lost the whole thing, because I got the message that your box is full. Now look what you've done - I'll have to retype it all.

gjramsey

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Nov 2001
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29-06-2004 03:50

#110

vote sent. Nice neck theory!!

DrSpike

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#111

Inflate your Upload Space

Sent

Lord Nuclear

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#112

quote:
Originally posted by vovan
Nuclear, clean your PM box!

I just wrote a nice long PM to you, and lost the whole thing, because I got the message that your box is full. Now look what you've done - I'll have to retype it all.

It should be clean now.

Spaced Cowboy

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Nov 2001
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#113

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shcent

vovan

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#114

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quote:
This user's mailbox is currently full, and cannot be sent any messages until it is cleaned out. An email has been sent notifying the user of this. Please try your request at a later time.

You sure?

Lord Nuclear

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29-06-2004 06:00

#115

Inflate your Upload Space

There is NO way it's still full now, I've cleaned out a lot.

Skanky Burns

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Aug 2001
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29-06-2004 08:55

#116

Increase Your PM Length

Vote may or may not be sent, depending on the server.
* Skanky Burns kicks Settler.

Rasputin

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29-06-2004 11:05

#117

Increase Your PM Length

hope you voted for youself skanky !!

DarkCloud

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#118

quote:
got a mySQL-error when submitting the PM. Did you receive my vote though

No, sorry Zopperoni, I haven't had any votes from you since Round 2. I received neither your Round 3 or 4 votes.

DarkCloud