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"But they always have enough time to contemplate these things in the holovids!" Kassiopeia protested and started to fire at the kittens.

	19-07-2004 04:11									#32
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Meanwhile Lt-Col Maniac, safe and dry in Santiago Citadel's Command Center, wondered what the hell had happened with Operation Gaian Conquest Freedom.

	19-07-2004 04:52									#33
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.......... He sipped on his xenorum and fiddled with the holograph controls, trying to understand why the Gaians had a Perimeter Defense and why the kittens were burrowing upwards, then with a flash of brilliant insight, he realized that although the holograph glyphs were green - thus confusing everyone that they were Gaian, in fact they were Hive units, rendered green by the previous simulation program that had been run in the Command Center.

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With another flash of brilliant insight, he remembered it was ages ago they had rendered an official Gaian simulation program, so he turned around and shouted: "Hey, Googlie, have you been playing games again on our tactical computer?!?"

	19-07-2004 06:03									#35
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Captain Googlie looked up with a snort - irritated at being interrupted from his tinkering with the Simulation mechanics to see if he could create a missile firing armored mindworm and frustrated that it always came out looking like a kitten - and nodded: "that was at Major Skanky Burns' request, Sir, as he wanted something completely different"

	19-07-2004 12:50									#36
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Meanwhile Jamski and the groundforces were coming to the same conclusion, as kittens wearing Hive uniforms were spotted, and vaporised.

-Jam

	20-07-2004 08:22									#37
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Amidst all this Kassiopeia found himself immersed in thought - if God kills a kitten every time you masturbate, what happens when you kill a kitten?

	21-07-2004 05:57									#38
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On the other side of the world, the Gaian 10 annual pornography meet started.

	21-07-2004 14:59									#39
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God rolled up his sleeve and unzipped his pants.

-Jam

	26-07-2004 08:54									#40
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And torrential rain, the likes of which hadn't been seen on Chiron for almost a millenia, fell on the bedraggled colonists, accompanied by hurricane force winds that swept across the fungus fields and whipped the temporary structures from their foundations, sending them careening across Chiron's menacing sky.

	26-07-2004 14:03									#41
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After the hurricane relocated Spartan Command the Spartans stepped outside and saw the Gaians headquarters next door.

	26-07-2004 15:20									#42
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While the Gaian 10 annual pornography meet was in full progress.

	28-07-2004 05:46									#43
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Lady Deirdre had invited CEO Morgan to the shindig and for a "bit of this, that and the other," but Lt Colonel Maniac was surprised to see his old flame, Datajack Roze, there as well.

	28-07-2004 19:30									#44
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At the same time, Captain Kassiopeia's eyes almost fell out of their sockets when he saw the first Gaian girls.



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	28-07-2004 21:17									#45
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YAY, JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS, screamed his neurons in unison, and in doing so, forgot to keep him conscious.

	30-07-2004 19:31									#46
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Immediately the ever helpful Gaian girls rushed to the rescue, to give Kassipeia mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

	30-07-2004 20:24									#47
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Back at the fight, Primus grumbles 'lost my ticket to the Gaian thicket'.

	30-07-2004 22:33									#48
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Meanwhile Morgan, in a drunken stupor, was bragging to everyone nearby about his numerous and very clever embezzlement schemes.

	31-07-2004 02:23									#49
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Kassiopeia managed to gain consciousness, but noticing his situation decided to fake unconsciousness for a little longer.

	03-08-2004 02:49									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Primus Pilus Back at the fight, Primus grumbles 'lost my ticket to the Gaian thicket'.

Suddenly a dimensional rift opened before Primus Pilus' eyes.

	03-08-2004 03:09									#51
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"What the #$%, am I seeing Gaian Wiccans or Combat Chickens?", as Primus stumbles into the rift.

	03-08-2004 04:28									#52
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"Our intelligence indicates that they are some unholy hybrid of Chicken/Wiccan DNA cooked up after hours in the depths of the Razorbeak Wood Biology Lab." Zeiter replied as he commented to his second-in-command, "Uh oh, the Gaian rhyming gas has taken hold of Primus Pilot."

	03-08-2004 06:38									#53
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...cough, gag, wheeze...

	03-08-2004 07:36									#54
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Zeiter struggled to breathe, "Alpha team: I've decided we can't risk it any more, so we are retreating to sector 4, where we'll attempt an assault on the core, although we might have to fight a wild boar, so hurry, through this door...ah...can't...talk...or...walk...no, no, just...leave...me...behind...and...go..."

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Primus tumbles, hears Zeiter's plea, and levels his Plasma Resonance Rifle at the first thing he sees...FUZZY

	05-08-2004 11:23									#56
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Kassiopeia decided that enough was enough, and to his sadness was forced to leave the care of the Gaian-Japanese schoolgirls to rejoin his group - but his group was nowhere to be found.

	06-08-2004 08:35									#57
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Primus was about to fire, but then saw Kass enter the room with a BIG

	08-08-2004 08:29									#58
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Confused at the sight, Kassiopeia asked, "what the HELL is going on here?"

	08-08-2004 09:07									#59
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"It's not what you think!" Zeiter quickly replied out of habit.

	09-08-2004 08:04									#60
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Zeiter dropped the shovel and attempted to hide the rolled up carpet behind him.