11-08-2004 07:28									#61
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Primus slings his rifle and asks, "What's in the rug?"

	11-08-2004 08:29									#62
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Zeiter gave a sly chuckle and replied, "You don't wanna know..."

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Kassiopeia looked at the commotion for a moment and then asked again, "What the HELL is going on here?"

	11-08-2004 09:12									#64
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Zeiter quickly replied, "Oh, nothing sir, we're just, uh, borrowing this very ordinary rug and taking it to a very ordinary pawn shop where we'll sell the very ordinary fusion core stuffed inside to a very ordinary Morganite mobster...whoops, hehehe, I think I might have said too much."

	11-08-2004 10:12									#65
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Primus yells, "don't call me Sir and show me that Japanese School Girl Kitten in A Gaian Wiccan !!!

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There was a long silence, everyone shuffles their feet all embrassed at that outburst.

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Zeiter suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, wait, I just remembered that I have to...check on the...xeno...psi...mumble mumble..." as he started to tip-toe out of the room with rug in hand.

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Upon which he bumped into Maniac, who was running and trying to hide from an old flame: Sinder Roze (the relationship didn't end well...).

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As a result of his collision with Maniac, Zeiter accidentally dropped the rug, whereupon a shiny metal cylinder slipped out and clattered noisily onto the floor, prompting Zeiter to utter a nervous "uh-oh" right before alarms began to blare throughout the facility.

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To prevent inquiries as to what HE was doing, Maniac quickly asked: "What the HELL is going on here?"

	11-09-2004 06:05									#71
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"Okay, in a second, when I tell you that we're all possibly going to die, try not to overreact." Zeiter hurriedly replied as he sprinted down the hallway.

	20-09-2004 16:21									#72
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"What the hell he was talking about..." Maniac muttered while taking a close look at the object Zeiter dropped.

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(In super slow-motion) Zeiter yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

	01-10-2004 18:09									#74
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Pick how you want to continue...

Suddenly Zeiter woke up screaming, and heard a local Gaian beauty lying next to him in bed whisper sweet-voiced in his ear "Have you had a nightmare, my hero?"

OR

Right in time an Angel debombing squad, led by Datajack Roze, rushed into the facility to deal with the problem.

	02-10-2004 04:28									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Maniac Pick how you want to continue...

I like this one...

quote: Originally posted by Maniac Suddenly Zeiter woke up screaming, and heard a local Gaian beauty lying next to him in bed whisper sweet-voiced in his ear "Have you had a nightmare, my hero?"

I want to see how he handles this.

It will give me an idea about his character and morale values...

	04-10-2004 05:24									#76
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"Damn, somebody must have fungal spiked my Centauri bubbly", Zeiter proclaims, "and who the hell are you"? as he gazes at the nubile Gaian (censored)...

	04-10-2004 16:42									#77
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His eyes suddenly coming into focus, Zeiter quickly added, "Er, oh, it's you, my love...yes, it was a very frightening dream...I think that cold draft has been bothering me in my sleep." as he slid deeper under the covers.

	14-10-2004 19:08									#78
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Zeiter had only just slid under the covers, when suddenly the door to the bedroom was slammed open and a Spartan officer entered.

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Out of habit, Lt. Col Maniac yelled "What the HELL is going on here?" before seeing the beautiful Gaian woman on the bed and adding "Oh, excuse me, Miss but...uh...I was just trying to find Zeiter and tell him that he's wanted in the covert ops room ASAP, so if you happen to see him, you can give him that message."

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Meanwhile, Kassiopeia sat back in his chair sipping xenocoffee at the Covert Ops room and thought back to how they managed to exfiltrate from Gaian territory, and even bring back some nubile Gaian [censored] along with them - ah, the simple pleasures of life.

	15-10-2004 03:51									#81
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The Gaian beauty looked at Zeiter in awe and wonder, and longingly wispered "Oh no, do you think this mission is going to be dangerous?"

	15-10-2004 03:54									#82
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"Certainly dear, but do not worry, there's nothing on this planet that could keep me from coming back to you."

	15-10-2004 03:54									#83
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And Lt Colonel Googlie, his epaulettes still crisp and golden-hued from his recent promotion, looked across at Major Kassiopeia and inquired:

"And what are you grinning so wickedly about ............ it's got naught to do with that crate of Gaian blow-up sex dolls we intercepted, is it?

	15-10-2004 04:02									#84
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Kassiopeia snapped to attention: "Of course not, sir, I was just reminiscing how we managed to wiggle ourselves out of Gaian territory, surrounded by thousands of search patrols for the first two hundred miles of the trip, using only chewing gum, shoe strings and fungus spores, and of course the blow-up dolls - I wonder if anyone bothered to mention to Zeiter that while they're almost like the real thing, even talk and interact and everything, that they're not really... real?"

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Googlie's eyes misted over as he thought about that episode now referred to as "The Crate Escape" when they had intercepted the slow-moving gaian tramp steamer but in turn had been nudged by the Isle of the Deep, traumatizing the crew and leaving the officers stranded on the Gaian shoreline with just their Morgan Nike-clone runners, some boxes of chewing gum that they'd been hoping to trade to the Gaians to fix the cracks on their ancient Unity Rovers ........... and the crate of blow-up dolls

	15-10-2004 04:22									#86
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Out of story comment: Wow, these self-aware machines sure are getting advanced!

"Oh, don't go, my hero, oh please, how I desire to KILL YOU...I mean, be kissed and ravished by you!"

	15-10-2004 04:34									#87
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Out-of-story reply - think of yon movie "Cherry 2000"

Meanwhile, back at Gaia's Landing, Professor Darsnan, the architect of the advanced AI, listened to the intercepts now feeding into his neural receptors and guffawed

BWAHAHA ............ BWAHBWAHAHAH !!

	15-10-2004 05:47									#88
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Major Kassiopeia looked at the monitors on the walls and noticed something peculiar about a certain reading in a certain screen that detailed the output of a frequency analyzer installed in the room in case someone would try to eavesdrop on them using a Gaian half-sentient nubile blow-up [censored] some day - clearly the Spartans had a contingency for any situation.

	15-10-2004 06:20									#89
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Lt Colonel Googlie's eyes followed those of Major Kassiopeia to the screen, where, observing the activity spike, he leapt to his feet and yelled:

"By Chiron, it's the Colonel .......... she's out of her coma"

and rushed from the room in the greates haste

	15-10-2004 06:26									#90
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Kassiopeia looked at the screen and also noticed the electroencephalogram's graph jumping up and down most perkily, and this certainly distracted him from the reading that might have exposed to him Professor Darsnan's nefarious plot ahead of schedule.