16-07-2004 04:06									#1
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"It was a dark night as Chiron's two suns had both set."

For those who don't know IC stories. When you want to participate, you're supposed to post one sentence continuing the story, or starting another plotline. You can't post two times in a row. Oh yes, consistency isn't a high demand in this kind of roleplay. The crazier, the better.

	16-07-2004 06:12									#2
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"And all that could be heard was the gentle soughing of the evening breeze ruffling the fungus tendrils outside the mess tent."

	16-07-2004 08:31									#3
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Occasionally the scent of burnt fungus would softly drift into the tent - a subtle, but haunting reminder of past trials.

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Out there, somewhere out there, over a hundred Spartan soldiers moved swiftly and silently.

	16-07-2004 09:47									#5
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On a mission - a highly secret and sensitive mission - whose true intent only Major Skanky Burns, their commanding officer, knew

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Suddenly, a loud, short crackling noise was heard.

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Skanky Burns had just incorrectly hotwired a rover.

	16-07-2004 13:19									#8
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"Blast, don't these Gaian's know how to use standard wiring in their damned vehicles?" complained the Major to himself.

	16-07-2004 13:47									#9
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Skanky pulled a mindworm out of the nearby fungus bit it's head off and started using the insides as an insulated kind of glue to repair the burnt wiring.

	16-07-2004 16:17									#10
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"Sir, the remainder of the perimeter defence have been eliminated" stated Lieutenant Kassiopeia, not even breathing heavy despite the fierce fighting which had just taken place.

	16-07-2004 18:44									#11
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Meanwhile, in the Command Center, Lt. Col. Maniac poured himself another cup of xenojava and grunted in satisfaction as he watched the vidfeed of the military exercise currently underway in the fungus outside Santiago Citadel, and wondered what could go wrong this time.

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(Don't you just love these long sentences !!! )

	16-07-2004 19:34									#12
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(Run-on sentences are considered an exploit. )

	17-07-2004 01:15									#13
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Jamski couldn't wait any longer and rammed his impact rover though the Gaian perimiter fences.

-Jam

	17-07-2004 07:34									#14
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After the impact Jamski felt dizzy, and saw images of a cat emerging from a boiler.

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They were clearly suffering from post-crash flash-backs.

-Jam

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Even in through his dizziness though, Jamski saw that the cats had guns, the model which typically were employed by Gaians.

	17-07-2004 17:04									#17
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the leap over to one of the cats and nervestapled it before it could fire its gun.

	17-07-2004 17:10									#18
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Only to realize that it was a mindworm, exercising its psi-powers to cause Jamski to hallucinate that he was indeed seeing cats, as he belatedly realized that it was immune to the Spartan issue nervestapler RC-4155 ....... or had he nervestaped himself by mistake?

	17-07-2004 23:06									#19
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mean while other spartan teams move inside the destroyed defense perimeter.

	18-07-2004 10:49									#20
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But suddenly, a bright flash blinded all the Spartans, and when they regained their senses they found themselves alone in the middle of an unnaturally smooth, bare plateau that stretched to the horizon all around them.

	18-07-2004 11:50									#21
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That must have been some party last night, Jamski commented.

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"It looks like a psi attack, but it doesn't feel like it", Kassiopeia said.

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"Right psi attack. Ofcourse", Jamski says while sniffing his shirt gingerly.

	18-07-2004 15:59									#24
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The ground beneath the Spartans began to boil with millions of kittens burrowing their ways to the surface.

-Jam

	18-07-2004 16:31									#25
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"This doesn't sound good. " Major Burns commented.

	18-07-2004 19:45									#26
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"Then again, I am rather hungry."

	18-07-2004 20:35									#27
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"They can't be used as a source of food, for they are so small that a single hit from an impact rifle will evaporate them", Kassiopeia said.

	18-07-2004 21:05									#28
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"Then let's use flamethrowers: they'll be roasted right away!"

	19-07-2004 01:45									#29
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"But we only have a few flamethrowers and the kittens seem to be reproducing at an exponential rate!"

	19-07-2004 02:09									#30
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While Skanky and Kassiopeia were wasting time discussing the latest haute cuisine de chat, the ground burst open, signalling the start of The Attack of the Kittens.