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Primus Pilus is offline Primus Pilus
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Primus hears the Alarm Bells, falls out of the rack, and mutters "I've got to stop hanging-out with Zeiter before Googlie and Maniac busts my...stripes, and what's this rug doing on my floor?"

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Over at the research hospital Doctor Bonaventura was giving Santiago first care after awakening from her coma.

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...... and he looked up as Lieutenant-Colonels Maniac and Googlie burst simultaneously into the room, and upon seeing the Doctor sitting on the bedside stroking Corazon's hair and muttering "there now, my dear Colonel, there now" as she looked vacantly at him, drool dribbling from the corner of her mouth, said in unison "What the HELL is going in here?", apparently one of the first interrogation phrases learnt at the Officers Training School in Sparta Command

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The Doctor hastily jumped to his feet and snapped to attention, saying "It's worse than you think, Sirs, as I believe that somehow the neural implants of the Colonel have been tampered with while she was in a coma and now she thinks she is a Gaian sex doll, Sirs!!"

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"Oh how awful!" Major Kassiopeia, who had followed the Lt-Colonels, exclaimed, starting to dream about the possibilities this could give.

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Meanwhile, over at Zeiter's bedroom, his Gaian sex doll awoke, and cried out "What the HELL am I, Corazon Santiago, doing in this bed!?!"

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Back in the hospital ward Lt Col Googlie looked over at Lt Colonel Maniac and said: "This does not look good"

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"Hmm, seeing this new situation", Maniac suggested turning to Googlie "how about we promote ourselves to Colonel?"

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A mindworm appears with two colonel badges attached to it, and waits expectantly.

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MWUHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!, Doctor Darsnan bellowed back in his research lair, "I wonder whether they'll fall for my trap this time!"

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Colonel Googlie's wrist watch beeped, and after looking at it, he announced: "Aha, the operation at the Straits of Sorrow was succesful. Time already for a next round of promotions! Carry away those colonel badges!"

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Maniac was about to take his colonel badge, when Googlie pondered since when they were breeding mind worms, upon which the realization dawned they weren't, meaning this worm had to be a Gaian intruder; Googlie's warning shout came too late however as Maniac touched the badge triggering a nuclear explosion levelling whole Sparta Command and killing everyone.

~o0 THE END 0o~
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We could start a new one and see how it'll do. This one was losing too much coherence for my taste, I think. Plus we can wrap the story up in the next Phalanx.

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Any idea how we could give this story some short but fitting end, so we can publish it in the nex Phalanx? Or should we just post it as is?

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wow this has been some crazy reading... kinda incoherent for the phanlanx

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One of the charms of a One Sentence Story.

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In the meantime in the secret headquaters of Phalanx, a crazed desk clerk was busy writing the incoherent one sentence story into the newspaper.

 
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