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nostromo
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Montréal, Québec
Mar 2002 time: 00:36
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Reminds me of something I read on the Onion
A note for lazy readers: read the last paragraph, that's the funny part! 
quote: CHICAGO, IL. In spite of billions of dollars spent and decades of research, scientists at the University of Chicago said Monday that the scientific community is no closer to finding a cure for the potentially fatal disease of obesity.
"The obesity epidemic in this country has public-health authorities panicking, and with good reason," said Dr. Seong-Hun Kim, a research associate at the university's department of neurobiology, pharmacology, and physiology. "According to the latest government statistics, 30.6 percent of the adult population and 16.5 percent of children under 19 are obese. As researchers, we feel the same sort of helplessness that many victims of obesity feel."
"Basically, the clock continues to tick as we search for that golden key that will give every American a chance at a healthy, normal life," Kim added.
Many obesity sufferers have expressed frustration over the medical community's inability to cure them.
"I came down with obesity two years after I got married," 41-year-old Oklahoma City resident Fran Torley said. "I know it was hard for my husband to watch me suffer from this disease. When he caught obesity a year later, he got so depressed, he couldn't do anything but sit on the couch. Some days, we sit and watch television from dawn till dusk, hoping for news of a breakthrough." |
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chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000 time: 00:36
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I'd hoped to inherit my father's metabolism, and while I was young, everyone thought I had. I could put away food like it was going out of style. Alas, I inherited my mother's metabolism, and started gaining weight when I hit 21. The last fifty were the worst. That's when all sorts of nasty things ame along, like my asthma got worse, my snoring got worse, my joints started hurting, and of course, most embaressingly of all, man boobs. 
I really can't stand it anymore. My weight loss, however, is noticable already, so I'm kinda happy about that. I've had to cinch in my belts and my watch. 
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002 time: 21:36
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agathon is the anti spink
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002 time: 21:36
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NZs are lazy and worthless. doesnt the media and ADVERTISING industry tell you anything?
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002 time: 21:36
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human being?
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All times are GMT. The time now is 05:36. Apolyton Time is 00:36. |
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