02-09-2004 05:40									#61
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Begin a national policy of subsidizing hashish and hookahs, to prices lower than Irish and Russian alcohol.

	02-09-2004 07:13									#62
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To ease Belize's concerns, conduct an investigation on how Edwards became president.

	02-09-2004 09:33									#63
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UK drinks more tea, and bans travel to China. Again,

	03-09-2004 02:18									#64
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only two hours left! get 'em in, folks!

	03-09-2004 02:22									#65
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Arrange a celebration at Mäntyniemi for our olympic heroes. Make sure the wheelchair ramp is working.

Tell border patrols to keep an eye on any one crossing. If they appear feverish, halt them and inform them that they might want to see a doctor about it.

	03-09-2004 05:29									#66
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Breaking News
The new flu strain has become widespread in China! A case has been reported in Ireland, India, and the United States as well. In response, the US has given aid to India, banned travel to the US from China, and delayed all troop movements until they can be reasonably sure that a soldier doesn't pick up the flu and take it back home with them. President Edwards's approval rating drops to 51%.

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Tourism Report: Top Nations for Vacations
(1) Ireland
(2) France
(3) USA
(12) Russia
(39) China
(111) Lesotho
(209) Poland

Lesotho has released an official report on "Why Edwards Became President". It details the Florida Militia Crisis of late 2004 and got a B+ from the small nation's history teacher.

Secret: World Leaders Communication
Confirmed Death Toll:
China 26,500
Confirmed Infections:
China 90,000
Ireland 1
United States 1
India 2

	03-09-2004 05:31									#67
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moderator's hint: the end has come upon us all

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	03-09-2004 05:37									#68
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From the Desk of the Supreme Ruler of Syria:

ATTN: Hookah and Hash for Health campaign
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The Syrian Institute of Advanced Research is directed to begin a crash program to develop antibiotic hashish to neutralize any airborne diseases.
Additionally, a National Hash Week shall be declared during which all citizens can claim a free ration of Purple Haze.
Also, import or manufacture as many grow lamps as possible, though not from China.

	03-09-2004 06:32									#69
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Belize will sign an amistice with the US over recent revelations about how Edwards became president(and also to keep those evil imperialists from using the new flu strain as a bio weapon).

	03-09-2004 07:28									#70
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Put the one reported case in complete quarantine... with plenty of beer to console him.

Also cut off all immigration and trade to/from China.

We also tell Rupert Murdoch and Grover Norquist that we think Jamaica has WMDs and plans to give them to terrorists.

	03-09-2004 07:58									#71
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quote: Chechnya is granted full independance : Thus, no Chechen will be covered by the... Healthcare program!

Brilliant!

	03-09-2004 17:02									#72
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Russia is isolated. World peace ensues.

	03-09-2004 17:11									#73
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Japan denies any travel to/from China no matter how well thought out your reasons are. Health inspections are now required for anyone entering Japan. International travel is generally discouraged. Japan also offers to assist the WHO in studying the new flu strain.

	04-09-2004 02:09									#74
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has retreated to an underground shelter with fifty servants and five hundred women, NK state television reports. The door to the shelter was welded shut and buried upon the entrance of the last woman. Speaking to a crowd of loyal citizens the day before, Kim advised them to go ahead and commit all the sins they want to now, and that he'd "get out of this hellhole while there's still time." Kim has stated that the bunker will be exited once the "flu strain, heh heh heh" is eradicated and that he will "lead the Glorious *cough*illegible Korean Race into a new era of enlightened rule over the entire planet".

	04-09-2004 04:43									#75
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...honorable medals will shine...

	04-09-2004 05:20									#76
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Lesotho would like to close borders to all non-African Nations.

	04-09-2004 05:35									#77
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In response, Ireland tries to ship an empty box to Lesotho.

	04-09-2004 05:43									#78
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Syrian agents alters LCS (Lesotho Cartography Society) maps so that Syria is a part of Africa.

	04-09-2004 06:12									#79
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Britain gives Northern Ireland to ROI, and patrols the Irish sea.

	04-09-2004 07:54									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Kalius Britain gives Northern Ireland to ROI, and patrols the Irish sea.

We are glad to help liberate the people of Northern Ireland from non-Irish beer.

	04-09-2004 09:06									#81
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1. Continues to produce oil...
2. Calls on the UN to declare North Korea a rogue nation and that all force possible be used against it to aquire possible information regarding this new strain and the possibility of bioengineering.
3. To that end, Saudi Arabia promises a large sum of money (to be negotiated later) with whoever can recover notes or strain materials from N. Korea labs.

	04-09-2004 09:35									#82
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BREAKING NEWS
(the game heats up)

North Korean soldiers have laid down their arms and crossed the border with China en masse, declaring surrender. Behind them march citizens that appear to have been evacuated. Satellite photos reveal that most government facilities in Pyongyang are ablaze.

Meanwhile, Kim Jong Il sends a message to us by cell phone, in well spoken English: "Sorry suckers. *cough* If any of you dare to survive *sneeze* we will massacre you at the start of the New Korean Era. *sniff sniff* Don't try finding us, as we are far from where you AH-CHOO! think."

	04-09-2004 09:46									#83
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Belize will subsidize the manufacture of flame throwers.

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Burkina Faso remains blissfully unaware.

	05-09-2004 05:14									#85
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Breaking News
Flu XJ15 has spread as marked by the map below. The UN has declared southeast Asia to be a Crisis Zone.

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American troops cross the border into North Korea and find...nothing. Scientific and research labs are completely empty, as though they had never been used at all. Meanwhille, no NK citizens have even been sighted.

	05-09-2004 05:19									#86
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the world's preparedness is sadly lacking

btw, in case it's hard to see, just ask

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	05-09-2004 05:20									#87
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And here I was thinking that the troops would cross the border and find the country empty save for Kim himself. It would have been one of the greatest surprise twists in the history of the world.

	05-09-2004 05:59									#88
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Burkina Faso closes its borders and hands out free vitamin C to every citizen.

	05-09-2004 06:10									#89
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Syria:
Militarizes border with Iraq, gives shoot on sight orders.
As failed tourism campaign is leaving government with excess hashish, mandates all citizens to chainsmoke while in public.

	05-09-2004 06:15									#90
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Ireland declares martial law. Any citizen not visibly drunk or carrying a bottle or can of Irish beer will be shot. This includes military and police officers, but excludes the prime minister and cabinet.