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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:24
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Day 2: Badger Hunt
Real estate markets continued their upwards rise this morning, as five new cities welcomed the former residents of yesterday's four nuked cities. Prospective buyers can check out the following properties:
For those looking for an ordinary place to blend in to, Darkcloud's NAME: development features highrise apartments and a stately civic center.
In these times, some may want more security. Jonny's Inexpungable Skull Island Fortress offers protection that goes beyond even Jonny's own high standards.
For those who actually enjoy living dangerously, Sparrowhawk's Three Mile Island development offers atomic age living, complete with atomic age side effects.
On the other hand, you may be indifferent and just want cheap housing. In that case, Kuciwalker's city of Name it Whatever features a wide variety of used housing for the refugee on a budget.
Our realtors also were going to investigate Theben's Arise Chicken subdivision, however, special circumstances forced them to cancel the trip.
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Angry about Adagio's nuking, Skanky Burns returned the favor with a 50% bonus, sending 3 nukes and wasting Adagio. All the snakes, scorpions, and spiders perished; only the roaches survived.
A border dispute between Vlad and his northern neighbor Kuciwalker went nuclear this afternoon, as Vlad killed the citizens of I'm gonna die and made *splat* go splat.
Doc grew nervous as Spaced Cowboy launched four missiles in his general direction. Luckily for him, their targets were further downrange, where they made short work of Theben's cities, including his newly built subdivision. The cowboy's press staff accompanied the missiles with the statement: "Our nation is not wetoddedd."
The remaining nations were involved on secret projects. Citizens are advised of a 50% chance of fallout this evening, with a apocalypse watch until 3AM.
Cast of Characters
DarkCloud: Mirage, Illusion, Glass, NAME:
DrSpike: Nuclear, War, XVI
GeneralTacticus: Mayhem, Anarchy, Chaos
Jonny: Invincible, Indestructible, Nuke-Proof, Impregnable, Inexpungable
Kuciwalker: oh ****, Whatever you want, Name it whatever
Ljube: Olympus
Skanky Burns: +1
Spaced Cowboy: 1337, R0X0R, W00t
Sparrowhawk: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Chernobyl, Bhopal, Three Mile Island
Vlad Antlerkov: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Plate
Whoha: Sacrificial Target 1, Sacrificial Target 2, Sacrificial Target 3
Theben: WASTED
Adagio: WASTED
Orders will be processed when all are recieved, or Tuesday evening Pacific Standard, whichever comes first.
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:24
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Day 3: Urban Sacrifice
The nuking shifted west this morning, as an as yet unprecedented barrage of missiles were fired off by four trigger happy commanders.
Finishing the job that had been sitting since Day One, Whoha let loose a pair of nukes at Ljube's mountaintop citadel of Olympus. For good measure, a spy stole the plans for the city of Eden, halting construction. In that grand scheme of things though, Ljube was wasted either way.
Whoha would pay a steep price though despite his thorough plans. Skanky Burns had decided that Whoha would be the next to recieve his triple-warhead delight. As his targets, er, cities were sacrificed on the atomic altar, Whoha found himself wasted.
The Kuciwalker-Vlad Antlerkov nuclear food fight entered the counterattack phase, during which two KW nukes removed Fork and Spoon from the table.
Strangely, Vlad didn't have a response for Kuciwalker. Instead, he had decided to call Jonny's bluff and disprove the guarantees on Nuke-Proof and Indestructible. Jonny's citizens were quite disappointed, but fortunately for Jonny, also quite wasted.
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Aside from Doc building the city of The, the job sites were quiet today. Cement stocks plumetted.
Cast of Characters
DarkCloud: Mirage, Illusion, Glass, NAME:
DrSpike: Nuclear, War, XVI, The
GeneralTacticus: Mayhem, Anarchy, Chaos
Jonny: Invincible, Impregnable, Inexpungable
Kuciwalker: oh ****, Whatever you want, Name it whatever
Skanky Burns: +1
Spaced Cowboy: 1337, R0X0R, W00t
Sparrowhawk: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Chernobyl, Bhopal, Three Mile Island
Vlad Antlerkov: Fork, Plate
Whoha: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED
Theben: WASTED
Adagio: WASTED
Orders will be processed when all are recieved, or Wednesday evening Pacific Standard, whichever comes first.
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