12-12-2004 22:11									#1
	Jesus Christ, my roommate just nearly about attacked me Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

So I'm going to bathroom and one of my two roommates starts coming at me with a stick or something and shouting like a complete madman about how the kitchen is unclean and there's piss on the bathroom floor

(And naturally, before this, he's been nothing but a quiet and polite guy who hasn't complained to me about anything much)

Furthermore, WHAT THE ****

	12-12-2004 22:15									#2
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what kinda of a ***** ass ***** are you? You should go and tease him further, trying to provoke a response. If he dares to attack you, kick his ass. Otherwise, always remind him of this incident, and how he's your *****.

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	12-12-2004 22:16									#3
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Stop pissing in the kitchen.

Damn, but I'm good at this advice stuff.

	12-12-2004 22:16									#4
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A person can only take so much urine on the bathroom floor, you know.

	12-12-2004 22:42									#5
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If your roomate thinks he's Jesus Christ what did you expect? Go out and find a more sane roomate. Of course, if you continue to piss on the floor and fail to do your end to keep the place tidy you may find yourself unable to keep a lucid roomate and you may find yourself back in the same situation. It's something to think about.

	12-12-2004 22:54									#6
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I had been a bit careless when going to the bathroom last night at about 4:00 and a bit too tired to remember to clean it up. It's not like I'm a compulsive floor-pisser or something. And it is possible I could have been a bit neater, but it would have helped if he had, you know, said something about it, in a normal voice and WITHOUT THE STICK-WAVING AND STUFF?

Last edited by Stefu on 12-12-2004 at 23:14

	12-12-2004 22:57									#7
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*****!

	12-12-2004 23:07									#8
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Well, floor pissing can get a reaction out of people.

I had the same problem at an earlier time with one of my roomates. We had got along well before, then one time I asked him to rinse my pot after he uses it if he wants to use it. Apparently that triggered something, and so later he came up to me screaming that there was grease on the stovetop.

The key in dealing with such a situation is not to take it. I told him firmly in a loud voice that he was not my father or anything like that, and that if he had any problems with me he can discuss it with me normally. If you don't stand up for yourself, you risk them doing such things again, you need to send a message that that is not OK.

But then, again, you pissef on the floor. That's ****ing disgusting, and he does have some right to be angry..

	12-12-2004 23:09									#9
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your roomie still goes potty?

	12-12-2004 23:12									#10
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cooking pot, jackass!

	12-12-2004 23:12									#11
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This is pretty weird ****

Cant you guys just be normal?

	12-12-2004 23:14									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi cooking pot, jackass!

What are you going to do, attack me with a broom?

	12-12-2004 23:15									#13
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No, I will INSULT YOU OVER THE INTERNET if you do not cease!

	12-12-2004 23:22									#14
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Wow, you two share a chamber pot?

	12-12-2004 23:23									#15
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Were you drunk when you missed?

I admit my apartment isn't the tidiest but only I live here so only I have to deal with it. When I lived with others I held up my end of the cleaning.

So either pick up (and wipe up) your mess or else get your own place.

	12-12-2004 23:23									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Wow, you two share a chamber pot?

No, BD cooks with it, his roomie pisses in it.

	12-12-2004 23:26									#17
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What was that Theban, I can't hear you! Maybe I should ask your much cooler and much more sopisticated brother for an interpretation of you?

	12-12-2004 23:28									#18
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wow, teh PWNGE.

	12-12-2004 23:29									#19
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Those crazy Finns. They always act so quiet and introverted but little do you know they are ticking time bombs waiting to explode.

	12-12-2004 23:36									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi What was that Theban, I can't hear you! Maybe I should ask your much cooler and much more sopisticated brother for an interpretation of you?

interpretation 'of' me? What are you, an art student? After reading some of your threads, that's probably a good choice...

	12-12-2004 23:40									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Those crazy Finns. They always act so quiet and introverted but little do you know they are ticking time bombs waiting to explode.

He was probably just out of coffee

	12-12-2004 23:44									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Theben interpretation 'of' me? What are you, an art student? After reading some of your threads, that's probably a good choice...

It figures that you would consider being an art student an insult, Theban, seeing as how you are one of those ignorant Red-Staters over their Indiana. I guess if you are here it means they must have started putting the internet in the Wal-Marts, as a Red stater would be nowhere else on a weekend. BTW, I reccomend you have a word with your neighbor after Bible Study tonight, I hear your sheep has been cheating on you with him!

	12-12-2004 23:46									#23
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Clearly what you need to do is defecate all around the apartment, and hurl it at your roommate, as Sir Santa of Claus does. There will be much defecation come Christmas.

	12-12-2004 23:57									#24
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You should have asked which room it would have been okay to piss on the floor in before doing so.

	13-12-2004 00:11									#25
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it's not very nice when you walk into your bathroom and find some **** has pissed all over the floor. but yeah he should have just called you a dirty bastard and got you to clean it up.

	13-12-2004 00:15									#26
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piss on his bed and see what happens.

	13-12-2004 00:17									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi It figures that you would consider being an art student an insult, Theban, seeing as how you are one of those ignorant Red-Staters over their Indiana.

I apologize to any art students that were offended by my lumping Black Dragon with them.
And Indianapolis is a shining blue bastion in an otherwise dreary state.

quote: I guess if you are here it means they must have started putting the internet in the Wal-Marts, as a Red stater would be nowhere else on a weekend.

I've never been in a Wal-mart, let alone made a purchase from one.

quote: BTW, I reccomend you have a word with your neighbor after Bible Study tonight, I hear your sheep has been cheating on you with him!

Where did you get the impression that I was from New Zealand?


Oh, you crazy wannabe Chinese types. Maybe if the Communist party didn't still dictate what you can and can't say, you could create (and interpret) an original thought.

	13-12-2004 00:21									#28
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You share a room? With two other people Yikes, that would drive me insane!

	13-12-2004 00:24									#29
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Stefu, just buy him a bottle of vodka and a brand new switchblade knife, and you know you'll have a friend for life.

	13-12-2004 00:27									#30
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I'm sure by "roommate" he was meaning "housemate" in ye olde English, as in Americun we say "roommate" to mean anyone not related with whom we live.

And this makes me thankful that I live with one of my best friends and we have the exact same level of tidyness. That, and we're not crazy *******s who go around waving sticks at people.