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Elok
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Land of Ramen Dragons
Mar 2003 time: 00:30
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First things first, George W. Bush is not eligible, as he has not yet concluded his allotted time as President. Even if you are one of the many, many people who were about to vote for him, you must admit that he still has four years to vindicate himself somehow, although I personally don't see a way. He's about sixty years too late to defeat Hitler...
Ahem. Moving along, there have been too many Presidents to have a formal poll, so it'll have to be written. Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and both Roosevelts are hopefully not on anybody's ballot, and William Henry Harrison did a superb job for the month he spent attending inaugural balls before he died, but even with those eliminated there are still over thirty options.
I nominate James Buchanan, for doing nothing constructive to preserve the Union in the face of civil war, and for looking like the fruit of an illicit tryst between Beethoven and a cockatiel (Van Buren looked like a koala, which is arguably worse, but I don't know if he did anything wrong). Bad president, bad!
Other strong contenders IMO include Warren G. "Corruption? Where?" Harding, Herbert Hoover for his Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf routine of ignoring the Great Depression and hoping it would go away, and Jimmy Carter, the most moral yet least competent man to occupy the White House in living memory.
Any other nominations?
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mrmitchell
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Grant, Hoover, and Nixon
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Rufus T. Firefly
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is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000 time: 07:30
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I'm going for two who never get mentioned in threads like these:
Franklin Pierce, who, through both advocated policies and feckless leadership, did more to hasten the inevitibility of Civil War than any other president, including Buchanan.
Rutherford B. Hayes who, like he-who-shall-not-be-named-in-this-thread, stole his election to the presidency, and paid back his South Carolinian supporters by ending Reconstruction, a move that cost black Americans their life, liberty, and property well into the 20th century.
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Jaguar
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Montgomery County, MD
Apr 2000 time: 00:30
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Rutherford B. Hayes who, like he-who-shall-not-be-named-in-this-thread, stole his election to the presidency, and paid back his South Carolinian supporters by ending Reconstruction, a move that cost black Americans their life, liberty, and property well into the 20th century. |
Hayes was a truly awful president. If FDR is a 9, Clinton is a 5, Hoover is a 0, and Bush is a -4, Hayes is about a -30. Tied with Jackson.
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Rufus T. Firefly
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is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000 time: 07:30
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quote: Originally posted by Elok
Yes, I'm ignorant. I feel ashamed to admit that I have no idea what Millard Fillmore, Chester A. Arthur, James Garfield, or any of the other late-1800s filler presidents did at all. I sorta started this thread to gain some historical perspective on what stinkers have occupied the WH in years past. |
None of those 3 even served a full term, and so could do little harm. Chester Arthur, however, was one of the most surprising presidents in history. He was a machine politician, protege of powerful NY boss Roscoe Conkling, and was muscled on the ticket as veep to make sure goody-goody Midwestern "reform" impulses didn't go too far. Upon becoming president after Garfield's assassination, though, he had a Road-to-Damascus-like conversion and actually presided over the end of the "spoils system" that had dominated federal appointments since Jackson, replacing it with an (in theory, anyway) apolitical, meritocratic civil service system. His old friends and sponsors in NY were furious, but he stuck to his guns and probably struck the biggest blow for Clean Government of any president.
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Rufus T. Firefly
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is one way of saying it, though I prefer "mensch"
Sep 2000 time: 07:30
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quote: Originally posted by GePap
BUt, of course, Blaine, the Continental loser from the state of Maine.
Was it "continental"? I forget that piece of the rhyme.
That was a dirty election. |
I believe it was "continental liar"; my presidential trivia geekery seems to know no bounds.
My favority bit from that election though, was when some public figure -- a newspaper editor, probably, but maybe a Democrat politician -- opined that (I'm paraphrasing), "since Mr. Blaine has led an exemplary private life but a questionable public one, while Mr. Cleveland's record shows exemplary public service but a questionable private life, it behooves the electorate to return each man to the sphere to which he is best suited." 
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