31-01-2005 22:20									#31
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This is why you just call all your woman "dear"... I can't even remember wifey's real name.

	31-01-2005 22:26									#32
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Shouting "Oh God... DEAR!!" is going to win you about as many brownie points as a video entitled "desperate nuns". Sew that badge on that sleeve...

	31-01-2005 22:28									#33
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@ MRT

	31-01-2005 22:32									#34
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I suggest, when talking to her in the next few weeks, using the wrong words every so often. Such as, when you see a dog, say, "What a cute cat, I mean, dog." Make a habit of it.

	31-01-2005 22:35									#35
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Everytime you make a mistake of that caliber, you should take out one tooth with plungers and stab yourself to the thigh but not fatally.

This way you learn surprisingly fast. Or you end up losing all your teeth. Your choice... don't screw up.

	31-01-2005 22:38									#36
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You know Pekka, you were OK - a bit weird but still OK - up until a few weeks ago. Now, i'm not so sure anymore...

	31-01-2005 22:44									#37
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Did you call her Lois?

Whatever the name is, find a really famous supermodel (one that you know she'll think is hot, and that you have never nailed) and tell her that she reminds her of you. "Sorry I though you were hot"

	31-01-2005 22:46									#38
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japher, my girlfriend IS hot. i dont need to think about anyone else.

	31-01-2005 22:47									#39
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Richeliu, well, tell me that plan is not water proof.. it is. Now choose, want to have teeth, or do you feel like slacking around? Basically, my system has lots of benefits, it forces you to excell or you die.

	31-01-2005 22:50									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Basically, my system has lots of benefits, it forces you to excell or you die.

You just reproduced natural selection.

	31-01-2005 22:53									#41
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This is why I don't say anything at all.

Actually, I never say anything because my parents are always two doors down. Not that they try to stifle their noises. Grr.

	31-01-2005 23:09									#42
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Convince her that pretending to be other people is a wonderful idea, and that you should do it more often.

	31-01-2005 23:13									#43
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quote: japher, my girlfriend IS hot. i dont need to think about anyone else.

That is such a lie... not that she is hot, but that you needn't think of anyone else.

Just wait until you are with her for a decade+

and what Snowflake said

	31-01-2005 23:19									#44
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japher, you sound like a bitter old married man

	31-01-2005 23:27									#45
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Well at least you didn't call out your pets name.

	31-01-2005 23:31									#46
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quote: japher, you sound like a bitter old married man

eh?

	01-02-2005 00:03									#47
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Make it a big joke on yourself, one that whenever either of you think/talk about it, you/she would burst into laugh. Pretend crying, kneeling, begging to the extend of ridiculous, and burst into laugh in the middle, and pretend to straighten your face and swear that you are serious, but you just couldn't help to laugh. And then preceed to the pretending stranger idea, and suggest that she should try the same.

	01-02-2005 00:05									#48
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And when she laughs, accusing her of ruining your most sincere idea of love making.

The point is, make her laugh!

	01-02-2005 00:07									#49
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How about:

Your ex was the best lover you ever had, and that your current gf surprised you because she had finally reached the level of expertse that your ex has...

probably get in you trouble, but I'd laugh

	01-02-2005 00:11									#50
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give her orgasm. Take charge. Stop being a victim and start being the bad guy who loves being a baddie.

	01-02-2005 00:45									#51
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And when you do it, make sure you call out 14 different names. This way even if you inadvertently misuse her name again, she wouldn't know which one you were really calling.

And the ultimate preemptive (pekka) solution, is to give each and every one of your SOs the same nick name.

	01-02-2005 00:48									#52
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MRT: was you ex a dude?

	01-02-2005 00:49									#53
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Just call'em all hoes.

	01-02-2005 00:50									#54
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what about the name christina would imply she was a dude?

	01-02-2005 00:53									#55
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 I just did it. And im in the doghouse now. what to do, what to do?

forgive me if I don't believe your story.

For the life of me, I can't figure out how people do this. But I don't have much experience on the subject, so maybe I shouldn't comment.

How hard is it to say the right name?

	01-02-2005 00:57									#56
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quote: what about the name christina would imply she was a dude?

I didn't read the whole thread

	01-02-2005 01:00									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident How hard is it to say the right name?

Not very hard obviously. But this is about 'a moment of passion' when your logical abilities are not at their top and you speak just what's on your mind, which, of course makes saying the wrong name only worse.

	01-02-2005 01:10									#58
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Hence Dashi's advice probably is the best one.

	01-02-2005 01:10									#59
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that and for the past year i had been saying christina and not dacia

	01-02-2005 01:13									#60
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ah, so avoid moments of passion thus avoiding possible future problems.

I agree with the embarassed make em laugh crowd. While thin, better than anything else posted here so far.