03-06-2005 11:34									#301
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girls seem like an alien species to me. They seem so weird. I'll never figure them out.

and women's undergarments still seem weird to me. What's the point of thongs?

	03-06-2005 11:36									#302
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"What's the point of thongs?"

They point to the goal.

	03-06-2005 11:50									#303
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point of thongs - No visible panty line when wearing tight jeans.

	03-06-2005 11:51									#304
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I like those french cut ones better. They don't have the line but don't go all up in the poo hole the way the thong does. Thong just is so dirty.

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Could you please post a pic? I don't know what do you mean.

	03-06-2005 11:54									#306
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident girls seem like an alien species to me. They seem so weird. I'll never figure them out.

You don't have to.

We haven't exactly figure out what gravity is, but we get along fine

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quote: Originally posted by Az point of thongs - No visible panty line when wearing tight jeans.

Panty lines - one of the ways a girl is telling you she's interested

	03-06-2005 12:23									#308
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"We haven't exactly figure out what gravity is, but we get along fine"

Yeah, but gravity doesn't have headaches at inconvenient times.

Gravity doesn't tear your heart out and throw it to the floor and stomp on it till you squeal like a pig.

You don't have to worry if gravity is humping the handsome, young, ripped, hispanic pool cleaner guy.

Gravity won't take you to the cleaners, strip you of all your posessions, and leave you living in a broken down station wagon in the Safeway parking lot dreaming of what might have been.

On the flip side, gravity will never do the wild thing with you.

	03-06-2005 12:26									#309
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quote: Originally posted by Az Could you please post a pic? I don't know what do you mean.

On the front page, the girl on the left is wearing them:


http://www.victoriassecret.com/

	03-06-2005 13:02									#310
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Lancer,

The point is you don't have to understand something to get along fine with it.

Many people might not know how lightning occurs, but they do know what not to do when a thunderstorm approaches.

So there

	03-06-2005 13:03									#311
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This girl Vivien is so confused

Even now, after just one chat last saturday in the park when I met her and two phone talks, she turned out to be so complicated that it'd be impossible to describe the situation to you folks in just one post

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quote: Originally posted by Dissident girls seem like an alien species to me. They seem so weird. I'll never figure them out.

If it's any consolation, you seem like an alien to me.

	03-06-2005 15:32									#314
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Q: How do you tell if a girl is interested in you?

A: Ask her and find out.

few.......i found the simple answer

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You're not accounting for the 'flakiness' factor though; that tends to complicate what should be a black-and-white situation.

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yeah...true. Damn - and i thought i had THE answer

[agonyuncle]

Ok you also need to factor in that if your not a pretty picture yourself - the only real way you'll get a hot chick interested is if you have lots of money. Its one of those awful facts of life

Maybe you might get lucky - but thats a long shot.

OR just aim lower than a super model look alike - ie a real woman. They need love like anyone else, and wont be half the trouble the Super model will be.



Oh and it helps if you love who you are - not in the same way that camp waiter seems to love himself(ie not up your self), but in a calm 'Yeah - i'm not a half bad human being, someone will be lucky to have me' kinda way.

Sometimes this can be very hard - but we all have the capacity for positve change in our lives. Humans are a very resiliant and adaptable speices.

If thats looking impossible to do, then look at why this is the case, and being honest try to work out ways to improve things about yourself until you can feel good about who you are.

If you cant love yourself a little bit(not too much mind!), then no-one else will find it easy too either imho.

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	03-06-2005 16:17									#317
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I would rather have a real women personally, not some twig. But on the other hand, not some walrus either...

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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison I would rather have a real women personally, not some twig. But on the other hand, not some walrus either...

Just try to screw anything that moves. Low standards

	03-06-2005 16:44									#319
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Even a walrus needs love. I find the personality the most attractive thing about a women.

For example i used to work doing some database upgrading for an nhs hospital in wales. There was a lady in my department that i got on with really great. She was a big woman - definatley what most people would call fat, if they saw her and wanted to desribe her.

I was 19, she was 37 with children. I think it was the age gap that stoped me actualy asking her out(she was divorced). But she positively sparkled - i loved going to work to fill in that damn database, cause i knew she was there and we'd talk about all sorts of great things.

Did i care she was fat? No - to be honest i stoped noticing. As far as i was concerned her ex-husband had been an idiot, she was a really fantastic person, and if i'd been 10 years older i would have jumped to go on a date with her.

She never made me feel like she was down about her self or her life, even though her situation looked pretty sad from the outside. She was just great fun to be with - and with no alcohol/drugs in sight. Its cool just thinking about her again.

Things like this do and can really happen

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quote: Originally posted by Bosh Low standards

word.

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Low standards = no self respect

So I'm on a date on saturday

She wasn't even sure if she had time for me, yet she was the one wanting to go out with me. Talk about confused 18 year olds.

She seems nervous about this, I think that fulfills point 2 from the first page.

So we're in a cafe, I have no idea if that is good or bad. Last time I did this it was bad, but since this one seems more interested it might be good. I just think that sitting in front of each other and talking without a break for 2 hours is a sh!t start. not personal at all, just so... stiff!

	03-06-2005 17:40									#322
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low standards

no standards


j/k


Seriously, I find that any 'standards' in this "game" are ****ing stupid. feel like you're attracted to the way this person looks and behaves? cool. No? don't do it.

	03-06-2005 17:59									#323
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer "We haven't exactly figure out what gravity is, but we get along fine" Yeah, but gravity doesn't have headaches at inconvenient times.

Headaches? Your wife still cares enough to fake up an excuse, rather than openly laughing at sheer disbelief of the utter impossibility of your request?

You're a lucky man.

	03-06-2005 18:49									#324
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You need to flash your wealth around a bit more PH. That's the key.

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yeah, wave your big white 19 inches around. This will surely attract the ladies.

	03-06-2005 19:01									#326
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quote: Originally posted by Az yeah, wave your big white 19 inches around. This will surely attract the ladies.

They like clubbed feet?

	03-06-2005 19:06									#327
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I've heard that if a girl touches your arm when talking with eachother in some bar or café, that's generally a good sign...

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quote: Originally posted by JohnT They like clubbed feet?

I was actually referring to his LCD screen, but never mind that.

	03-06-2005 20:23									#329
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quote: Originally posted by child of Thor Ok you also need to factor in that if your not a pretty picture yourself - the only real way you'll get a hot chick interested is if you have lots of money. Its one of those awful facts of life

Hm, no. Not all attractive women are gold diggers. Some are, the rest aren't. Stop painting everything with broad strokes.

	03-06-2005 22:47									#330
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'Broad' strokes? Kind of a demeaning term, UR.

PH, I too would not screw a walrus.

JT, a lucky man I am.