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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002 time: 07:35
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Diss, who knows man.. if cops wanted me to open my bags for them (which wouldn't happen but assuming it would), I woudl HOPE I had 16 inch dildo in there. I love it when people have to go through my stuff at airport, and for example my last batch of clean clothes is on me. I ALWAYS put the underwear exactly in the middle, so they won't see it, but they'll grab it like blinded and then I like to say 'my underwear'. That's usually when they pull their hands out and leave me be.
Best was in these festivals once, where they could check your bags for bottles and weapons, well, I had just put my boxers in there that were sweaty as hell from doing all kinds of summer acitivies the whole day. The poor guy was also some kind of volunteer. I laughed my ass off, and he was pissed off but couldn't shut me up because I have power. So he just submitted and let me in 
It was priceless. I mean he had no rubber gloves or nothing! I didn't do it on purpose, but he said 'looks like you poured some beer in here'. NO! It's my NUTSWEAT! yeaa duuuude!
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Jon Miller
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara
In most states in the U.S., it's illegal for people under the age of 18 to be out past 10pm during school nights unless they are on their way home. During non-school nights, cufew is midnight. |
not states
those laws are generally local things.. so cities..
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