18-06-2005 07:28									#1
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http://msn.match.com/msn/article.as...544658>1=6630

I found this on MSN today and found it to be very entertaining. How many of you guys agree that any of these reasons have any merit? Feel free to post your own reasons if you have any.

	18-06-2005 07:30									#2
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It's dead wrong. Number one should have been "You're too fat."

	18-06-2005 07:32									#3
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From the subtitles, (didn't read the thing) I'd say none of them.

	18-06-2005 07:39									#4
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none of these work for me.

mine, off the top of my head:

1. You annoy the hell out of me
2. Boooooring
3. *****y attitude
4. I need my space

	18-06-2005 07:42									#5
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#3 is quite true.

	18-06-2005 07:44									#6
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The top 5 reasons I dump girls:

1) They're whiny *****es
2) They're stupid *****es
3) They're fat/ugly *****es
4) They're boring in the sack
5) They're clingy *****es

	18-06-2005 07:45									#7
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 #3 is quite true.

You'd dump a girl because she made more money than you?

	18-06-2005 07:45									#8
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Did BK hack mono's account?

	18-06-2005 07:45									#9
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None of these work for me either, even though I have never "dumped" anyone

	18-06-2005 07:46									#10
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Always a dumpee, never a dumper, huh?

I'm the other way around...

	18-06-2005 07:47									#11
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse You'd dump a girl because she made more money than you?

dude, I'm all over the suga momma.



My wife should be making substantially more than me in two years. And I'm cool with that.

	18-06-2005 07:48									#12
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5 reasons why gay men dump one another:

1. It's Tuesday.
2. You mentioned possibly moving in together in several years time. Smotherer.
3. You ****ed that guy we once had a threesome with behind my back!
4. It's Thursday.
5. Like I need a reason.

	18-06-2005 07:49									#13
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quote: Originally posted by asleepathewheel none of these work for me. mine, off the top of my head: 1. You annoy the hell out of me 2. Boooooring 3. *****y attitude 4. I need my space

I see to agree with these myself
I have a few more
such your a ****ing nag
Your a slob and lazy
and you dont like to go out
Acting like an idiot
give a few minutes and i can think of a few more.
If i was a man these all listed above would drive me to slit my wrist

	18-06-2005 07:49									#14
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1,2 and 5 are spot on.

	18-06-2005 07:49									#15
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My fiancée makes 3 times as much as I do...

	18-06-2005 07:51									#16
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That "article" was really dumb.

Is there something in women's heads which makes them incapable of writing anything for other women that doesn't make me want to drive a nail through my own skull?

	18-06-2005 07:52									#17
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quote: Did BK hack mono's account?

Uh, I have no problems dating women who make more money than me. After all, I like nurses.

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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov 5 reasons why gay men dump one another: 1. It's Tuesday. 2. You mentioned possibly moving in together in several years time. Smotherer. 3. You ****ed that guy we once had a threesome with behind my back! 4. It's Thursday. 5. Like I need a reason.

I make more the tuberski and dont hear hm *****ing either

	18-06-2005 07:53									#19
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1. Sure way to make me uninterested,
2. First sex is something that happens - often there are just a split second to go the sex way or the friend way. Later, well, planned sex is a sure killer for a relationship.
3. BS.
4. Can't answer - parents got divorced when I was 13 - though a woman trying to control me would be in trouble.
5. Desicding in three secs wether I want 2.1 children; house and two cars isn't enough - maybe 5 secs .

	18-06-2005 07:54									#20
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I agree the article is dumb this is why i said i found it to be entertaining.

	18-06-2005 07:55									#21
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Always a dumpee, never a dumper, huh? I'm the other way around...

Just got dumped a couple of times Other times the relation never really got started or just faded out.

	18-06-2005 07:57									#22
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As for me, this will pretty much do it:

1. Cheating on me.
2. Swearing at me for no good reason.
3. Reading the paper when we are trying to talk because you are just so into me.
4. Not replying to letters
5. Telling lies about my other friends.

All of these were in my first girlfriend...

	18-06-2005 08:00									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi As for me, this will pretty much do it: 1. Cheating on me. 2. Swearing at me for no good reason. 3. Reading the paper when we are trying to talk because you are just so into me. 4. Not replying to letters 5. Telling lies about my other friends. All of these were in my first girlfriend...

Good god ben with a girfriend like that who the f*** needs enemies

	18-06-2005 08:01									#24
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He just has that effect on people...

	18-06-2005 08:02									#25
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I thought of anther one that was used on me the time i got dumped I was attracting to much male attention when we went out and almost got him into a fight evertime we went out. what kinda lame ass **** is that?

	18-06-2005 08:05									#26
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What can I say? She was a good kisser, and it wasn't until we had known each other for awhile, that she got like this.

	18-06-2005 08:05									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi As for me, this will pretty much do it: 1. Cheating on me. 2. Swearing at me for no good reason. 3. Reading the paper when we are trying to talk because you are just so into me. 4. Not replying to letters 5. Telling lies about my other friends. All of these were in my first girlfriend...

Just a little question - did she have horns an a tail - maybe carrying a threefork (not the right word) ?

	18-06-2005 08:06									#28
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse He just has that effect on people...

I can picture a scene in my head with the psycho ***** from hell. Ben: Hi hun how was ur day
gf: leave me alone ******* im reading the ****ing paper anD later im gonna call ur friends and tell them all lies bout u cause i want to stab u in the heart

	18-06-2005 08:06									#29
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quote: I was attracting to much male attention when we went out

I can see that happening.

	18-06-2005 08:09									#30
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quote: Just a little question - did she have horns an a tail - maybe carrying a threefork (not the right word) ?

trident? Nah. She was more into black stuff. It was a good thing she never thought of leather, that would have been a frightening sight.