28-07-2005 01:02									#31
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quote: The country is mostly tribal in it's structure, with ethnic groups and families struggling for as much power as possible in the establishment, but while all the smart kids in the family are sent to make money, the most stupid, undependable, lazy and despisable pieces of **** each generation produces are sent to become politicians. That is the traditional occupation for the single most ****ed up kid in each family.

	28-07-2005 01:04									#32
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quote: Originally posted by zenofeller THIS is solid gold ?

Yes.

	28-07-2005 01:12									#33
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thanks.

	28-07-2005 01:43									#34
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Az are you the old Azazel or just toothpaste?

	28-07-2005 02:07									#35
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a combination

	28-07-2005 03:25									#36
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i dont get it guynemer. guy has a stinky co-worker. whats funny ?

	28-07-2005 03:29									#37
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quote: Az are you the old Azazel or just toothpaste?

stfu n00b. Of course I am azazel - the beginner of the great nick-shortening trend.

quote: dont get it guynemer. guy has a stinky co-worker. whats funny ?

Read some of his other work. Read evil evil finland, for crying out loud.

	28-07-2005 04:54									#38
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Zeno. Your site is dreadful. Your essays are not satire, they are depressing attempts at the style of humour that the internet is so good at propagating to the unsophisticated cackling ****ers. They are miserable attempts at emulating the comedy gods of the internet who understand insult humour oh so many times better than you. Besides the hideously unfunny picture pages, the writing is immature, inarticulate, and plain embarassingly bad. It's even bad at being bad. From the design of your site, I would hazard that you have been heavily influenced by Maddox, but alas, even his crude attempts at taking the piss are a thousandfold superior to yours.

Please do not attempt to be funny again until you have finished high school.

	28-07-2005 05:05									#39
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az, it seems to have been dead ever since xmas 2003, really... and it has the most inane navigation system. in other words, i couldnt find "finland" in that expired pile in five minutes, and i wont spend the 6th

	28-07-2005 05:06									#40
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Speaking of Solid Gold dancers...

	28-07-2005 05:17									#41
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what i dont understand is why do people make posts to say, essentially, that what they are posting about isnt worth posting about ? sort of giving yourself the piss aint it

	28-07-2005 05:42									#42
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so what brought you here, xeno?

	28-07-2005 05:46									#43
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curiosity, i guess.

	28-07-2005 05:56									#44
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quote: Originally posted by zenofeller curiosity, i guess.

You know that curiosity killed the cat, I presume

Well, what you get here is more intelligent insults than you may get on other sites - some of the posters has actually left their cradles . Oh, and if you can't insult people in that way, you'll feel the pain of Ming's banning rod.

Besides, we all get +0 for posting here .

Edit:

Forgot this - must do it since you seems to be an OT hooker :

	28-07-2005 06:12									#45
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actually i got very funny replies on the couple other threads i actually followed up on.

not sure if i should post tho, i might have tried mod's patience enough already. but if you want to see the links, say so.

	28-07-2005 06:34									#46
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Actualy, the sole reason you have survived as long as you have is that you have "annoyed" the mods by giving personal postings - if not, you would have been shut down before many of us would have had a chance to post our "post ante deletion".

It seems that those that has looked at your site gives it a :q, so I can't be bothered to look at it - people here usually only links to good or obnoxious sites.

What you really need is some kind of respect - go out and but SMAX; play it for a couple of years and then return (oh, there are also some that play Civ, but it's a little boring).

	28-07-2005 06:39									#47
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quote: Originally posted by zenofeller what i dont understand is why do people make posts to say, essentially, that what they are posting about isnt worth posting about ? sort of giving yourself the piss aint it

Because they are "pissed" that you advertised here and can't even take criticism of your own work...

	28-07-2005 06:41									#48
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Zeno since you seem to want something constructive I'll see what I can say...

Your articles are nothing new. Everything in them has been said before, and the same "sarcastic in depth essay" style has been on the Internet since as far back as I can remember.

Very few people actually find that style funny. Even when a pro like Maddox writes up an article, it's pretty hard for me to laugh at it. Most people prefer clean, original, spontaneous humor. For example I laughed at the "Unintentionally sexual comic book covers" page, but I didn't even giggle on anything since then. The first thing I could think of that was funny from there was "Going to Thailand? Don't forget your jackass discount card." That one was posted at least a couple years ago.

If you're going to make a humor or satirical website, your biggest job is making people laugh. If you try to make a point about something it will just seem like you're whining.

Sometimes when you're trying to make a point you use some pretty contorted logic.

Are you a Republican? If you are, you should remember one of the biggest rules of comedy...no one laughs at Republicans except for other Republicans.

No one likes shocking statements or unheld rage any more. Everything that is shocking has already been said.

Find something that no one has done before, and it will be worthwhile. Until then, basically everything IW said is true...

	28-07-2005 06:52									#49
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The end of the "Kill yourself right, no survivors" article is just like in format to one of Maddox's articles...this is what I'm talking about. You have to do something original.

	28-07-2005 07:14									#50
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the maddox topic has been raised without fail. let me say yet again that i don't see how the guy relates.

anyway, here it is, for comparison :

maddox bit

my 2nd bit
my 1st bit

now, what's the similarity ?

further, let me clarify the standpoint for the slower amongst you.

i am not exposing my "work". i am not interested in your reaction, or your criticism, whether you deem it constructive or otherwise for anything than a good laugh. what i am doing is in fact allowing your limited human intelects into the realm of divine logic and truth. now, is it my fault that it glares your eyes, used as they are to the darkness of the cave you normally inhabit ?

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	28-07-2005 07:41									#52
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quote: Originally posted by centrifuge

If I may add :

	28-07-2005 07:53									#53
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quote: Originally posted by BlackCat If I may add :

	28-07-2005 07:56									#54
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Man... He's still posting... I thought this would be toast a long time ago

	28-07-2005 08:00									#55
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"for comparison" mrmitchell was talking about this http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...u=manly_suicide

I thought solicitations weren't allowed? I have a few sites to share, in fact I contribute to Foxnews, can I link that? It's all purely for ad revenue.

	28-07-2005 08:08									#56
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quote: Originally posted by zenofeller the maddox topic has been raised without fail. let me say yet again that i don't see how the guy relates. anyway, here it is, for comparison : maddox bit my 2nd bit my 1st bit now, what's the similarity ? further, let me clarify the standpoint for the slower amongst you. i am not exposing my "work". i am not interested in your reaction, or your criticism, whether you deem it constructive or otherwise for anything than a good laugh. what i am doing is in fact allowing your limited human intelects into the realm of divine logic and truth. now, is it my fault that it glares your eyes, used as they are to the darkness of the cave you normally inhabit ?

I think you've kind of proven the point of you being a fool by calling yourself a prophet, or something like it.

	28-07-2005 08:12									#57
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Plagiarist, pompous ass...why didn't I see the light sooner?

	28-07-2005 08:27									#58
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hehe nice to have you ming.

feel like at home in my humble thread

	28-07-2005 08:29									#59
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quote: Originally posted by zenofeller hehe nice to have you ming. feel like at home in my humble thread

I can't tell if this is a bad attempt at sarcasm, or if he totally misread Ming.

	28-07-2005 09:06									#60
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here is the end result of all your efforts :

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