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introduce myself ? i wouldn't know where to begin.
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mrmitchell
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The sentiment everyone has, is, if you don't contribute to our community, why should we to yours?
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mrmitchell
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His stuff isn't that funny anyways.
Now, LazBlog, is that still even open? That was prime funny, there.
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zenofeller
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quote:
Originally posted by mrmitchell
The sentiment everyone has, is, if you don't contribute to our community, why should we to yours? |
ehh ? firstly, its not a community. secondly, im not selling anything, and thus we can't bargain. and thirdly, there's no way you can actually contribute.
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quote:
ehh ? firstly, its not a community. secondly, im not selling anything, and thus we can't bargain. and thirdly, there's no way you can actually contribute. |
Then why are you here? You want us to give you our time.
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zenofeller
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hehehe.
you could always spam my emails. hows that ?
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zenofeller
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quote:
Originally posted by mrmitchell
Then why are you here? You want us to give you our time. |
wrong. im here because i feel incline to do you a favor.
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zenofeller
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you pride yourselves in the content of the off topic forum ?
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zenofeller
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"1- The bloke on the desk next to me was seriously stinky. In fact, let's be precise. He stunk like he'd been ******** all night and had skipped a shower before jogging in to work. It was those sort of smells.
What made it worse was that, being in a professional workplace, I couldn't handle matters as I would under normal circumstances- yelling "JESUS CHRIST! I CAN SMELL YOUR KNACKERS FROM TEN FEET AWAY, YOU DIRTY ****ER!". I tried keeping my coffee under my nose, but that made my glasses steam up and left me looking a bit of a *****. So I ended up having to go across the road to my training site, and phone his manager so that she could educate him in basic bodily hygiene.
2- A senior manager has burned out, and wants to move to another job. HR asked him what job he'd like. It turned out he wanted a specialist project-based training management job. My job, in other words. So from Monday, I'm being shunted into Account Management. It's technically a promotion, but not to the extent of paying me any more, and I've no desire to be an Account Manager. It's all grovelling and brown-nosing corporate customers, and I have too much barely-suppressed rage to be safe in such a role.
3- I had to go to a Parent's Evening, and in front of a hall full of 200 parents and teachers, I fell over a chair.
4- While washing-up, I dropped a fork and it went into my foot like a ****ing harpoon. Ow. Ow. Bleed. Ow.
Sympathy now, or I'll kill you in your beds."
THIS is solid gold ?
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zenofeller
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well i cant die in any sort of sircumstances or circumstances, what with being a god and all.
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