28-07-2005 09:24									#61
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There's nobody from our site on that page d1ckhead.

But can you add my review:

YOU SUCK

	28-07-2005 09:24									#62
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat Zeno. Your site is dreadful. Your essays are not satire, they are depressing attempts at the style of humour that the internet is so good at propagating to the unsophisticated cackling ****ers. They are miserable attempts at emulating the comedy gods of the internet who understand insult humour oh so many times better than you. Besides the hideously unfunny picture pages, the writing is immature, inarticulate, and plain embarassingly bad. It's even bad at being bad. From the design of your site, I would hazard that you have been heavily influenced by Maddox, but alas, even his crude attempts at taking the piss are a thousandfold superior to yours. Please do not attempt to be funny again until you have finished high school.

PWN3D

	28-07-2005 09:29									#63
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Zenofeller's momma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

	28-07-2005 09:33									#64
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Oh Gawd, Ted Striker is my hero.

	28-07-2005 09:41									#66
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quote: Originally posted by zenofeller in the few other instances i did condescend to post, the topic went over 1k views in 24 hours. they might not want to close it

We don't go by views here. Who cares how many people viewed a thread. There are 65000 registered users here, get 1000 views is no big deal.

If this goes on long enough you may get 500 posts, but if I were a mod, I'd close it at 499, just to piss you off.

ACK!

	28-07-2005 09:48									#67
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If I were a mod, I'd delete the thread and perma-ban zenofeller. His first post is admittedly from a spam-bot advertising another site, we know nothing about him, and all the rests of his posts have been in this thread trolling.

	28-07-2005 09:54									#68
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I would say the problem with your 'humor' even without visiting the website is, that yo don't have personal touch to it, it's not unique and it's definitely NOT FUNNY.

I know it's subjective matter, and you might find it funny, but if there's not a single soul on this planet outher than you finding it funny.. hey it prolly isn't. Then most likely it just .. well sucks. But like teenage boys, every now and then few of them grows to be really skilled lovers like I am. So I encourage you to continue and rise from the zone of suckiness. I know you can do it. It is up to you.

For oneliners(spelling?), you can buy 5 dollars per joke, average one. 20 bucks for SOLID GOLD. Here's one average (stolen one): Why do you have to pay 20 bucks to see 50 cent? For SOLID GOLD, you need to make requests.

To learn freestyle storytelling, I can give you lecturing and teaching for 30 bucks an hour, with minimum hours of 40. For ramblings, 20 bucks an hour, 30 hour minimum, plus required studying material can be found on the internet, mainly this website.

Thank you and don't get depressed. Maybe God has other plans for you my earthly friend!

	28-07-2005 09:58									#69
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But I kind of like you. You are not afraid to quote praising comments on you on your website! I'm an egomaniac as well, but I bet you're not making a tribute video of yourself to yourself? You see.. you're still an amateur

But much love, don't let these fools get to you, just do what you do and that's it.. these cynical bastards will try to make you feel depressed and not so good at what you do, but it's only because they are losers and never had the guts to go for what they wanted to do and PS. 90% of Polytoners are still virgins.

	28-07-2005 10:31									#70
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quote: "Damn dude, next thing you know youll have a show on MSNBC. Love, Bling"

	28-07-2005 10:41									#71
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Pekka: First you say his work sucks , but then you say that we are cynical bastards because we are telling him that his work is bad? Way to be a hypocrite.

I'm beginning to think more and more that Pekka is an internet rat. He always insults others, and always goes on about his ridiculous stories. If you constantly insult us, calling us bastards, why do still post here?

	28-07-2005 10:44									#72
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Hey don't get jealous when I spread the love.. You ARE cynical bastards. This doesn't change anything now does it. I just wanted to put some .. comforting words forward, since his work does suck. I didn't say you are cynical people BECAUSE you say his work sucks. There's a difference.

And I post here to keep your lives interesting.

	28-07-2005 10:56									#73
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Hey don't get jealous when I spread the love.. You ARE cynical bastards. This doesn't change anything now does it. I just wanted to put some .. comforting words forward, since his work does suck. I didn't say you are cynical people BECAUSE you say his work sucks. There's a difference. And I post here to keep your lives interesting.

You're not doing anyone a favour by posting.

	28-07-2005 10:57									#74
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ohh my feelings are now hurt!



TRY HARDER!

	28-07-2005 11:02									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka ohh my feelings are now hurt! TRY HARDER!

Please note that I'm stating facts, not trying to hurt your feelings.

Considering that your whole personality is made up, that none of the events you speak of have happened, and that you are just an internet rat, I find it hard to believe that you make our lives "interesting," or change our lives in any way, shape, or form.

	28-07-2005 11:04									#76
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*tear*

	28-07-2005 11:10									#77
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Is the internet rat crying?

	28-07-2005 11:13									#78
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not any more than the troll is .. *tear*

	28-07-2005 11:42									#79
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quote: Originally posted by zenofeller stuff [sic] further, let me clarify the standpoint for the slower amongst you. i am not exposing my "work". i am not interested in your reaction, or your criticism, whether you deem it constructive or otherwise for anything than a good laugh. what i am doing is in fact allowing your limited human intelects into the realm of divine logic and truth. now, is it my fault that it glares your eyes, used as they are to the darkness of the cave you normally inhabit ?

Now where have I heard this kind of talk before... hmmm... ZOMFG it's Epub Rex!1!

	28-07-2005 11:42									#80
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btw you spelled 'intellects' wrong.

	28-07-2005 12:18									#81
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well i dont know why you guys jumped all over him. i dont think its funny either, but no need to rip him a new one.

	28-07-2005 13:35									#82
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His site's not funny.

And there should have been some warning about the poo porn.

	28-07-2005 17:46									#83
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bump

	28-07-2005 17:57									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka I would say the problem with your 'humor' even without visiting the website is, that yo don't have personal touch to it, it's not unique and it's definitely NOT FUNNY. I know it's subjective matter, and you might find it funny, but if there's not a single soul on this planet outher than you finding it funny.. hey it prolly isn't. Then most likely it just .. well sucks. But like teenage boys, every now and then few of them grows to be really skilled lovers like I am. So I encourage you to continue and rise from the zone of suckiness. I know you can do it. It is up to you. For oneliners(spelling?), you can buy 5 dollars per joke, average one. 20 bucks for SOLID GOLD. Here's one average (stolen one): Why do you have to pay 20 bucks to see 50 cent? For SOLID GOLD, you need to make requests. To learn freestyle storytelling, I can give you lecturing and teaching for 30 bucks an hour, with minimum hours of 40. For ramblings, 20 bucks an hour, 30 hour minimum, plus required studying material can be found on the internet, mainly this website. Thank you and don't get depressed. Maybe God has other plans for you my earthly friend!

hehehehehehe

you actually are trying to whore your shitty italian english out for money ?

skilled lover ey ?

hehehehehehe

	28-07-2005 18:00									#85
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Actually no, but as your comedy is not exactly gold, you also have no irony.

Ta-ta!

	28-07-2005 18:05									#86
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He's not really Italian.

	28-07-2005 18:07									#87
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his english mistakes would go with italian as a native language tho

	28-07-2005 18:09									#88
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adn MSNBC is mostly business news channel.

And you suck.

And you flood forums all over the internet and expect to get good feedback.

And just like me, you spell.. bad. I'm not native speaker, what's your excuse?

Oh and please, learn HTML.

	28-07-2005 18:10									#89
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AND I HAVE MASSIVE ... penis.

	28-07-2005 18:18									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka AND I HAVE MASSIVE ... penis.

which would explain why your avatar is a cow.