03-06-2001 22:57									#1
	Citizens of KruXidia Revolt Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Citizens of KruXidia Revolt against Firaxian rule. They are tired of being thrown pictures and video of people play the game that they want so damn bad. They want a demo. The mayor flees in panic.

	04-06-2001 02:31									#2
	Tired of ads?

*firaxis tries to rush-buy a sedative for UberKrux, the leader of the Kurxian revolt, but soon realizes it has spent all it's money trying to avoid putting new updates on their website, and leaving mysterious half-clues in posts on a website called apolyton.



(watch: after a week of absence from apolyton, a firaxian will suddenly 'stumble' on this thread and be insulted, making sure to display their agony instead of posting useful thoughts in certain threads (a,(b,(c,(d)

	04-06-2001 02:49									#3
	Inflate your Upload Space

Firaxis' website suddenly becomes inaccessible: coincidence, or does the government just not want us to have CivIII?

	05-06-2001 01:19									#4
	Inflate your Upload Space

The citizens of Kruxidia are swayed by Sim Golf's enroaching culture, and join their civ.

	05-06-2001 06:04									#5
	Increase the size of your Attachments

Since Kruxidia was the capital of Apolytown, it soon splits into two different civs (with different cultures or the same? we may never know) named KrazeHorsiea and DBTOWN

	05-06-2001 20:08									#6
	Support Apolyton

Unfortunately, RTStrategia chooses this inauspicious moment to attack. Man the barricades!

	05-06-2001 21:22									#7
	Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

RTStrategia launches a full scale assault toward DBTOWN and sits back, confident of victory. After ten minutes of watching the screen waiting for something to move they assume their connection has been lost and reset. Meanwhile DBTOWN continues to ponder how to most effectively utilise its two musketeer units in defence and refuses to end turn.

	06-06-2001 01:06									#8
	Full PM-box? Change here!

RTStrategia is unable to reconnect, having lost the games IP. (is there a bookmark, or buddylist type thing? we may never know). The AI takes over RTStrategia, and immediately "acquires" nuclear fission and rocketry, which obviously branch off of metallugury. The next turn they attack with several dozen nuclear weapons, despite having only 5 cities over 40 squares away.

	06-06-2001 01:25									#9
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

But DBTOWN has one sdi defense, so therefore all 24 nuclear weapons shot at them were obliterated with no chance of failure, and no reprecussions whatsoever.