07-03-2002 23:37									#1
	Apolyton Coffee Shop Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

YOU CAN BURN THE OLD SHOP DOWN NOW TIA.... BAD MEMORIES

2 more shots please

	07-03-2002 23:38									#2
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

*carries OJ and eda' out of old coffee shop*

*tosses lit match over shoulder*

	07-03-2002 23:39									#3
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A double columbian please...

*Ming walks to the wall and hangs the Coffee Shop license on the wall with Mao's name crossed out and Blackwidow24's name on it instead*

	07-03-2002 23:40									#4
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Sextuple vodka and coke, and a spam sandwich!

Please!

	07-03-2002 23:41									#5
	Increase Your PM Length

*observes 2 minute silence for BW's takeover*

*downs OJ*

	07-03-2002 23:42									#6
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One double columbian coming right up...brb

**tia walks over to old coffee shop and flames it to the ground with Venom in it looking around stupidly**

Ok! That's done. **slides Ming his coffe**

Here ya' go Blackie

**slides two more shots her way**

**pulls out baseball bat**

Now I'm ready for anything!

	07-03-2002 23:43									#7
	Got spare money?

* ask for a glass of cognac *

Congratulation for the last Café BW : 500 posts ! A round number.

	07-03-2002 23:43									#8
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WAHOOOOOOOO

BW; Jumps for joy...Finally I am recognized...POWER

POWER..I SHALL RULE APOLYTON

MWUHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA

Ming scowls at BW:: BW hangs head in shame..

BW: Sorry your majesty..I get a little carried away when it comes to control!!!!

	07-03-2002 23:44									#9
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Sextuple vodka and coke, and a spam sandwich on it's way

**tia dives into the kitchen*

	07-03-2002 23:45									#10
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quote: **pulls out baseball bat** Now I'm ready for anything!

**pulls out anti-matter baseball bat**

	07-03-2002 23:48									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat **pulls out anti-matter baseball bat**

STOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP

In slow motion IW swings Anti-Matter baseball..NOT LIKE IT MATTERS..

Bu bum CHING..

BOOOOOOOOOO

	07-03-2002 23:49									#12
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cHEERS!

tA!

	07-03-2002 23:49									#13
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Downs two more shot.....

Speech starts to slur.

BW: Yano Tia..I..don't smellllll ..seeee*raises arm*smelllll

TIA: no thanks lil buddy

BW: *shrugs* Whatevr....2 morepleeeese

	07-03-2002 23:51									#14
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* Zobo's hungry *

What do you offer as meal ?

	07-03-2002 23:53									#15
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**whoom.... whoommm.... WHOOMMMM**

**anti-baseball bat swings around**

**physics suddenly realises that a matter wombat holding an anti-matter bat is not a convenient situation**

**wombat's hand and BB bat annihilate**

	07-03-2002 23:54									#16
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*Kamrat X enters fresh from a political rally*

KX: –Do you have anything slightly resembling beer here?

BW: –Stuff your condesending attitude AND DRINK WHAT I SERVE YOU!

KX: –Yes, mam

*Kamrat X whimpers and sips on his Bud light*

*takes a closer look at IW´s baseball bat*

	07-03-2002 23:56									#17
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YA ZOBOZEWARRIOR..We got a big plate of Heartbreak

A large helping of smack talk....
you can have a second helping of leading someone on*hiccup*

TIIIIAAAAAA...where are my shots!!!!*sob*

	07-03-2002 23:56									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X *takes a closer look at IW´s baseball bat*

The one that just blew up?

	07-03-2002 23:57									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 TIIIIAAAAAA...where are my shots!!!!*sob*

*shots BW wiv gun*

	07-03-2002 23:58									#20
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* physics realize too late that E=MC2 *

* Zobo ducks into cover to avoid to be blasted by the Big Boom *


BOOOOMM ...

The Café would survive to that ?

	07-03-2002 23:58									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X *Kamrat X enters fresh from a political rally* KX: –Do you have anything slightly resembling beer here? BW: –Stuff your condesending attitude AND DRINK WHAT I SERVE YOU! KX: –Yes, mam *Kamrat X whimpers and sips on his Bud light* *takes a closer look at IW´s baseball bat*

Pats KX on back

BW: I like you
KX; You do?
BW: Yeah..you wanna ..you know

KX: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BW: Comeon It'll be great up until the time I bite your head off

KX: Uhhhhhhh..i don't wanna be rebound

BW: It's not like it will last!!!!

OH SHUTUP AND DRINK YOUR SISSY BEER

	07-03-2002 23:59									#22
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quote: Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior The Café would survive to that ?

Hell yes.
The Shop survives everything, though a matter-antimatter explosion is pretty heavy for page 1 of the thread...

	08-03-2002 00:00									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat The one that just blew up?

Yep, caught my face in the explosion.

*Kamrat X absently peels skin from his face*

–Anyone got bandages or something?

	08-03-2002 00:00									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat *shots BW wiv gun*

GOOODD I am surrounded by IDIOTS

Tia glares

BW: Not you

YOU CAN'T KILL ME..I OWN THIS PLACE YOU IDGET!

	08-03-2002 00:01									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Yep, caught my face in the explosion. *Kamrat X absently peels skin from his face* –Anyone got bandages or something?

OH SURE USE ME

BW; Spits a fine silk bandage over Kx's face

THERE

	08-03-2002 00:02									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat Hell yes. The Shop survives everything, though a matter-antimatter explosion is pretty heavy for page 1 of the thread...

** kneeling out of under the table **

I hope so. Still the Café is messy now. My hearts plate is on soil.
All those broken hearts at my feet ... how cutty !

	08-03-2002 00:04									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 Pats KX on back BW: I like you KX; You do? BW: Yeah..you wanna ..you know KX: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BW: Comeon It'll be great up until the time I bite your head off KX: Uhhhhhhh..i don't wanna be rebound BW: It's not like it will last!!!! OH SHUTUP AND DRINK YOUR SISSY BEER

KX: –You like me? I promise I won´t mention bananas ever again

–Oh, and can you make me an All-galactic gargle blaster. This beer tastes like...nothing really...

	08-03-2002 00:04									#28
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I gotta get some fresh air.......UUGGGHHHH...I am so depressed.........WAHAHAHAH* Sniff* *hiccup*

	08-03-2002 00:06									#29
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Not a Pan-galactic gargle blaster?

	08-03-2002 00:06									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 OH SURE USE ME BW; Spits a fine silk bandage over Kx's face THERE

–Thanks, dear. Now I look like the invisible man