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Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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quote:
Originally posted by Ming
If you want to add a little "zip", I would rather have vodka


OH yeah sorry Ming..Extracs the spider arser hair and adds a dash of vodka..THERE YA GO

ZT: How was the word QUEER used and I'll tell you wether it is bad or good??...I mean BAD or harmless

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ZT: How was the word QUEER used and I'll tell you wether it is bad or good??...I mean BAD or harmless


Huh, isn't the word "queer" a synonim for "gay"?

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Queer can also mean Odd..out of place..But yes bigots and *******s use the word to mean GAY!!!


WERE YOU USING THAT WORD ZZZZZZ ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS HAPPENS TO BE GAYYYYYY!!!

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I AM GONNA BEAT YOUR AZZZZZZZ IF I FIND OUT YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE LIL PECKERED HOMOPHOBES WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN CRITISIZE OTHERS FOR THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCES>>>

ZT: ummmmm please stop yelling

BW: YELLING I AM NOT YELLING YOU WILL KNOW WHEN I AM YELLING AND THIS IS NOT YELLING!!!

ZT: Geeez sorry for asking
BW:

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Queer can also mean Odd..out of place..But yes bigots and *******s use the word to mean GAY!!!


WERE YOU USING THAT WORD ZZZZZZ ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS HAPPEN TO BE GAYYYYYY!!!


Oh, so you mean "gay" is insulting?
I keep digging my own grave!

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ummmmm please stop yelling!

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And yeah, sorry for asking!

I only used the word because we have here in Portugal an american tv program called "QueerTV", so I thought it was ok to use the word!

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BW is raging and sweating and beating her chest like an oversized MONKEY


ZT: It's just a TV show

BW: HUH

ZT: Yeah I was just curious..I mean I can't ask questions like that at a BAR?

BW: THIS IS A COFFEE SHOP

ZT: WHATEVER

BW: ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

ZT: NO I AM NOT YELLING YOU WILL KNOW WHEN I AM YELLING AND THIS IS NOT YELLING.

BW: OKAY THEN
ZT:FINE
BW:WHATEVER
ZT:Hmph
BW: So what do you want to drink??

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  Old Post 08-03-2002 19:06
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*Kamrat X pops in for a after scool special*

–Actually, queer is also a word used by homosexuals to define themselves. There´s also Queer theory and other academic stuff. But I´m sure Mr Fun knows more about this than I do.

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BW: So what do you want to drink??


Hum, something sweet.
Blue Curaçao with 7-up, please.

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Originally posted by Kamrat X
*Kamrat X pops in for a after scool special*

–Actually, queer is also a word used by homosexuals to define themselves. There´s also Queer theory and other academic stuff. But I´m sure Mr Fun knows more about this than I do.



YES WE KNOW THIS KX..now can we drop the subject ???? I turn into an evil creature everytime someone says that words...

BW: I have no idea what you just asked for ZT..Tiamat usually bartends I just own the place...

*bw opens a can of 7 up..then adds some Fuzzy navel in a shaker...adds the 7 up..puts a dash of vodka and a tsp of rum...a small explosion happens within the shaker and a smoke cloud rolls off of the top of the shaker*

BW: here yeah go

ZT: ughhhhh

BW: Well drink it

ZT: but..buttttt

BW: DRINK THE DAMN DRINK

ZT: I don't wanna....

BW: Fine make your own damn drink then

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YES WE KNOW THIS KX..now can we drop the subject ???? I turn into an evil creature everytime someone says that words...


You mean more evil than usual?

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BW: I have no idea what you just asked for ZT..Tiamat usually bartends I just own the place...



Can I have some rum with pineapple juice then ?

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Can I have some rum with pineapple juice then ?


BW: Yes KX..MORE...

*bw chucks a pineapple at ZT and it hits him in the face..them slides a bottle of rum down the bar..which he misses because he is sprawled on the floor from being hit in the head with a pinneapple. The Rum slides past him and straight to KX*

KX: Hmmmm Thanks man.... Anyone got a light for my DOOBIE??

BW: NO..this is the non dobbie smoking section..you wanna smoke..go over there.
*points to the outside of the coffee shop where all the bums are pissing and puking*

KX: Ah I get it

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Nice Avatar, reismark! Champion, mate.

Damn straight. And let's hope it stays that way!

My usual, please, BW/Tiamat... please try to control your temper. I don't want anyone else in this bar to meet the same fate Lonestar did.

*opens safe door to see Lonestar's head sticking through. Lonestar is out cold*

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BW: Yes KX..MORE...

*bw chucks a pineapple at ZT and it hits him in the face..them slides a bottle of rum down the bar..which he misses because he is sprawled on the floor from being hit in the head with a pinneapple. The Rum slides past him and straight to KX*

KX: Hmmmm Thanks man.... Anyone got a light for my DOOBIE??

BW: NO..this is the non dobbie smoking section..you wanna smoke..go over there.
*points to the outside of the coffee shop where all the bums are pissing and puking*

KX: Ah I get it


*Kamrat X decides to save the reefer for later*

–Maybe you should send someone out with the baseball bat, bums puking outside the coffee shop can´t be good for business

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*bw chucks a pineapple at ZT and it hits him in the face..them slides a bottle of rum down the bar..which he misses because he is sprawled on the floor from being hit in the head with a pinneapple. The Rum slides past him and straight to KX*


Did I say something to make you this mad?

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BW Looks at RM:

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN..THE USUAL... Like I keep tabs of what you drink..now tell me what you want and I will get it..
BW: KX you are right can you take care of that for me???

and ZT: I am NOT ANGRY..GAWDDDD..I get stuck with a sensitive man drinking pineapple rum drinks at 8 am in the morning..GEEEZZZZZ...*throws ZT a tequila shot and pours one for herself*
BW: Down it and then I shall respect you..chicken out and I will always rag on you!!!!!\

ZT Okay GULP

BW&ZT: down the shot

ZT: WahoooooOOOOOOOOOOO

Give me another

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and ZT: I am NOT ANGRY..GAWDDDD..I get stuck with a sensitive man drinking pineapple rum drinks at 8 am in the morning..GEEEZZZZZ...*throws ZT a tequila shot and pours one for herself*




It's 14:49 in Portugal, missy!

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I own the damn place we are running on CENTRAL STANDARD TIME..it is 8 am MKAY!

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How about a large coffee with a hefty shot of Frangelico in it?

(Where's the bleary eyed emoticon???)

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BW: KX you are right can you take care of that for me???


–Of course BW, your wish is my command

*goes outside with baseball bat held high*

*whacks several bums with baseball bat, then whacks them again for good measure*

–And stay away, you no good bums! Go pester Starbucks instead, this is a respectable establisment!

*comes back in, wiping blood of the bat*

–Ah, keeping the surroundings bum-free is thirsty work, indeed.

–Give me a pint of Tetleys ale, m´dear

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN..THE USUAL... Like I keep tabs of what you drink..now tell me what you want and I will get it..

The same thing I got yesterday - double hot chocolate. That's all I EVER get

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Throws KX some Tetley's Ale...

Looks at Thoth's order:a large coffee with a hefty shot of Frangelico in it?

BW: looks at labels on liquor bottles while flipping pancake for Vel and her breakfast date....
BW: AHHA here it is...*flips pancake and grabs bottle of RAT POISON that sits next to the Frangelico by mistake*

Serves Thoth...Here ya go sweetie.
*looks at Vel seductivly*
NOW WHERE IS THE ORDER OF SAUSAGE I Rquested....GrrRRRrrrRrr

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The same thing I got yesterday - double hot chocolate. That's all I EVER get


BW; writes downof chalk board....RM..Double hot chocolate...
Boils a pot of water..pours in the chocolate mix adds some special marshmellows and a small dose of female hormones and sends it downthe bar....

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*sips coffee* AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Blessed Bean Juice!

All Hail The Holy Goddess Cafeina!

*tips BW*

Thanks dear

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Somebody see a lovely BlackWidow in here?

I heard a rumor she had a sudden craving for.....orange juice...yep, that was it!

-=Vel=-
(OJ in hand)

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Hiya there Big BOy...

Flips pancake on dish infront of Vel...
So tell me..are you and Ishie an item yet??*winkwink*
I have this THING for taken men!!! GrrrrRRrrrRrrRrr
Takes a peice of pancake and feeds it to Vel..OHHH And I guaruntee You will be seeing STARS after I am done with you!!

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RUN VEL RUN!

She's got a baseball bat!

 
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