08-03-2002 01:31									#61
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**slides two shots Blackie's way**

See you tomorrow

Well I would say dark makeup. I used to be a fag hag in my younger days and the ones who always wore the dark makeup looked so much better

	08-03-2002 01:33									#62
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::walks in::

I guess this place is okay. Bottle of Corona Gold, please.

	08-03-2002 01:46									#63
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*****sneaks in, and secretly mixes a hysterical-laughing potion in everyone's drink*****

	08-03-2002 01:53									#64
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Of course this place is ok! Why wouldn't it be with a 5 headed dragon in charge?

**gives Lonstar his Corona.......waits to see if he starts laughing hystericaly**

	08-03-2002 02:05									#65
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Of course this place is ok! Why wouldn't it be with a 5 headed dragon in charge? **gives Lonstar his Corona.......waits to see if he starts laughing hystericaly**

Hahahahah!!!

Oh wait, that wasn't funny at all!

	08-03-2002 02:28									#66
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*stumbles in*

what happened to that old place?

Hawaiian punch please

	08-03-2002 02:37									#67
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower *stumbles in* what happened to that old place? Hawaiian punch please

burned it for the insurance money.

	08-03-2002 02:58									#68
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**punches HTower**

Opppppssssss sorry......you wanted a Hawaiian punch to drink

**slides him his drink**

Lonestar......be nice I don't want to have to spit in your drink again!

	08-03-2002 04:07									#69
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*walks in in police fatigues*

A double hot chocolate, please.

*overhears Lonestar talking about burning the old Coffee Shop for insurance money*

So it was you who torched the old Starbucks! You know what this means...

Lonestar: No, not that! Anything but that!

Yes... that.

*A 15-ton safe falls on Lonestar*

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back in my moment

	08-03-2002 04:19									#70
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Reismark! Yes you are! And just for that you get a triple hot chocolate!!!

**makes triple hot chocolate with whip cream**

Here ya' go!

	08-03-2002 04:29									#71
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat **punches HTower**

owwwww, that hurt.

*to lonestar in a whisper* she's hitting on me man! i think she likes me

	08-03-2002 04:53									#72
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Me thinks I need to create a stronger hysterical-laughing potion.

	08-03-2002 05:14									#73
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Whisky please. And some food, I'm getting literal-midnight cravings...

	08-03-2002 05:15									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Well I would say dark makeup. I used to be a fag hag in my younger days and the ones who always wore the dark makeup looked so much better

Dark enough?

	08-03-2002 07:29									#75
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And I'd burn it down again, for a Klondike Bar.

	08-03-2002 11:33									#76
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Nice Avatar, reismark! Champion, mate.

And a couple of shots -Quick F**ks please - it's been a hard week.

Oh, and watch out, Uni's finished, so here come the masses of NZ students (or maybe just me.)

	08-03-2002 11:34									#77
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Wait. This is a coffee place, right? I REALLY hope it's the licensed sort.

	08-03-2002 12:30									#78
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*Damn, nobody else here?*
*Makes himself a Pan-galactic gargle blaster before his text-communication class*
*Leaves money on the counter and saunters off*

	08-03-2002 12:58									#79
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I don't believe it! What am I, invisible? How didn't Kamrat see me?

But, I HAVE been here alone for an hour. With just a baseball bat and my drink for company. And I guess it IS 8am GMT... Hmm, how did I get in then?

	08-03-2002 13:36									#80
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*KX sticks head back into coffee shop*

–Sorry Mr W, didn´t see you there in the corner. Everything cool?

	08-03-2002 13:40									#81
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Er, yeah. Just found a TV and am watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre until the barperson turns up and gives me my QF's.

What time do you make it? I think all the regulars like BW are asleep. It must be night where they are in their crazy countries.

	08-03-2002 17:02									#82
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*Tingkai walks into the bar. Over in the corner, Wombat is still wondering why, with just one stroke of his hand, his bat exploded into Kamrat X's face. Meanwhile, Kamrat X is flat on his back on the floor with BW crouched over his head spitting out a silk bandage.*

Hmm, this looks like my kind of place.

*Looks at the bartender and is tempted to say "Tia, maria please," but realises that this could be dangerous and instead holds up two fingers crossed in an X.*

*Seconds later, a cold Molson Export slides down the bar."

"Ahh, nothing like a good armadillo."


(Look at the ship on the label.)

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	08-03-2002 17:04									#83
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turn it sideways and: (Trust me, it looks like an armadillo). Yet another bar trick that will truely amaze all, who are drunk.

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	08-03-2002 17:53									#84
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Ish notices new place on the block...comes in to start a Friday...

Hey Everybody!!

Can I have a couple shots Tequila Rose and a Mind Eraser to start the day?

Thanks...got a long day ahead...gotta go. Maybe I can get back tonight to meet everyone!

Ish

	08-03-2002 18:24									#85
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Stretches all eight legs with a triumphant yawn..

BW: GOODMORNING WORLD..I AM THE QUEEN TODAY....ALLLLLL DAYYYY LONGGG

*BW thinks about the old times, about how nobody respected a female KING....*

BW: WELL MR.FUN you got your request..I AM THE QUEEN OF APOLYTON NOW!!!!!

*swings down into the empty bar to prepare for the morning rush of drunks and caffine addicts......*

BW: I am ready for you guys..THE COFFEE SHOP IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!!

	08-03-2002 18:26									#86
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A double columbian please... No... better make that a quad...

	08-03-2002 18:30									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 BW: WELL MR.FUN you got your request..I AM THE QUEEN OF APOLYTON NOW!!!!!

Hey, why not make Mr. Fun the QUEER OF APOLYTON?

	08-03-2002 18:31									#88
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quote: Originally posted by Ming A double columbian please... No... better make that a quad...

Turns on the columbian music and dances aroung while preparing the shaker.....

BW: *singing* I am queen..Ha ha..Queen of all these men...HA HA

Finishes preparation adds a spider hair for ZING and sends it down to MING.

BW: Good morning Gracious DEITY!!! ENJOY

	08-03-2002 18:32									#89
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"Queer" is not an insulting word, right?

	08-03-2002 18:39									#90
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If you want to add a little "zip", I would rather have vodka