23-04-2002 11:57									#61
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The Tragically Hip, woo!

	23-04-2002 12:04									#62
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With a Toronto accent, this rhymes.

There was a strange man named Asher
And many people said, he’s a moral hazard
Against Ottawa he did rail
And the French he did flail
And on Toronto, just don’t get him started

	23-04-2002 15:37									#64
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could someone write one about me?

ah, I take it if you can't say anything nice you better don't say anything at all

	23-04-2002 15:56									#65
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Ecthelion is a little hard to rhyme.

	23-04-2002 17:10									#66
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Think of how hard a time you are going to have making a rhyme out of 'orange'

And people, stop killing my name. It's Harrison, it sounds nothing whatsoever like woman.

	23-04-2002 17:11									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion could someone write one about me? ah, I take it if you can't say anything nice you better don't say anything at all

There was a young man called Vick,
Who was a bit of a d...

	23-04-2002 17:17									#68
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heh, arse!

	23-04-2002 17:18									#69
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And well, anything would rhyme with 'orange' if 'women' rhymes with 'Harrison'

	23-04-2002 17:22									#70
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There once was a guy called Civnation,
who believed the reason for his creation
was come to our board
and say "Only the LORD,
that I speak for can save from damnation."


There once was a admin from Greece,
whom the OT on his site did not please
But it was good enough,
To talk about the stuff,
The English did so brutally... euhm...lease

	23-04-2002 17:22									#71
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Well nothing rhymes with either of those...

I am still working on Ecthelion, but nothing comes to mind...

	23-04-2002 17:35									#72
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Poor Gianni's so fragile and brittle
He cries if you poke him a little
But though inside he's sad
he comes across as quite mad
when he covers his answers in spittle

	23-04-2002 17:38									#73
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Ming, I think that last one by Snapcase should not be tolerated. It is poking fun on another site member.

PH, think of one with "Andy" instead of that damn elvish thing

	23-04-2002 17:44									#74
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There was a young man called Andy
Who was a bit of a pansy
He'd cry to his mum
He'd suck on his thumb
If you picked on him when you did fancy.

Quite tame, but you get the idea

	23-04-2002 18:04									#75
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Be friendly to Andy or WHAM!
Your thread will be covered in spam
If he's somewhat upset
he'll post smilies I bet
And when irked he'll "+1" like damn

	23-04-2002 18:13									#76
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hehe

	23-04-2002 18:26									#77
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singular

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	23-04-2002 18:27									#78
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plural

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	23-04-2002 18:27									#79
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conclusion

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	23-04-2002 19:03									#80
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I remember Andz83
BOY what a big pervert was He
When things got out of control
He changed his handle
and now Ecthelion cries that was the OLD ME!

Don't get mad Ecthelion..just playing around..not being serious..

	23-04-2002 20:37									#81
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I've got some ideas about Eli and Siro, but just always get 4 lines together only...

	23-04-2002 20:46									#82
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There once was lad called Eli:
A strapping young Israeli.
He spoke on this forum,
and caused quite a quorum,
but can't be compared to Ben Disraeli.

	23-04-2002 20:48									#83
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nah... my attempt contained "spam" and "zion"... those just have to be in...

	23-04-2002 20:53									#84
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Drop the Ben from the last line. However, it only works if Eli is pronounced "Ay-lee", which I doubt.

	23-04-2002 20:55									#85
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Supposed to be like "ell-ee" with emphasis on the last syllable, but the source is only some old Provost Harrison. If one of you has a newer one, we might get a bit more secure about the exact pronunciation.

	23-04-2002 21:05									#86
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There once was a dragon named Tiamat
Who's flames can make you burn red hot
She can be charming and whitty
She'll even sing you a ditty
Just as long as you keep your hands off her kitty

	23-04-2002 21:14									#87
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Tiamat is a friend of mine
SHe likes eating Sea Men all of the time
She has a red striped cravat
she ties around her bat
that she'll beat you senseless with if you get out of line!

	23-04-2002 21:20									#88
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Blackwidow's a dangerous spider
Each contract she makes has a rider:
You must moisten her feelers
with many tequilas
Or her comments get snider and snider!

	23-04-2002 21:22									#89
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It's hard to get things to rhyme with Tiamat besides gay twa*!

	23-04-2002 21:26									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui quote: When did we adopt Imran? I'm already an honorary Finn, am I an honorary Canuck as well?

Since when? There are only two to my recollect; GP and Gramphos.