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Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
Queen
and the center of your universe
Jun 2000
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Chris62 wants BW's body
His dreams are full of them being naughty
But she don't play that
And he can just forgetabout ever seeing her tat
she'll be saving it for Asher..THAT HOTTIE

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Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by rah
There once was a poster named Zylka
Whos avatar looked like she wanted to milkya.
But a kiddie Complained
so she was flushed down the drain.
And the new one wants to bilkya.

Yeah yeah, I know, but you try to come up with two rymes for that.

RAH



See,,,,,it's not as easy as you think. It's really hard to find things that rhyme with some of our names.

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Zylka was so much of a perv
that he got what he rightly deserved
Making fun of the posters
sent him on a spamacoaster
that the Mods were a bit Perturbed

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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you don't have to use the name at the end..UUUGH

Asher is offline Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Chris62 wants BW's body
His dreams are full of them being naughty
But she don't play that
And he can just forgetabout ever seiing her tat
she'll be saving it for Asher..THAT HOTTIE

rah is offline rah
Apolyton Prince of Moderators, Master of Reason
Lord of the Ferrets
Jan 1970
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quote:
Originally posted by Blackwidow24
you don't have to use the name at the end..UUUGH



DOH


RAH

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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Got spare money?

EDIT:
what are you guys talking about???????

Hee hee

Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui

Deity
The Potterverse
Jan 1970
time: 00:19
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Oh oh... Ming's Banning Rod is going to be upset .

Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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They're identical twins, so I'd assume the physical attributes are identical. Not that we should go into that anymore.

rah is offline rah
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Lord of the Ferrets
Jan 1970
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I can say with absolute authority that Ming wouldn't want Asher to go there.

RAH

KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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RAH and Ming were twin brothers
Who cared quite deeply for each other
Vicious rumours say
That they got that way
Being fili-erotically smothered.

orange is offline orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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There once was a gent from manchester
who made fame as a great DL tester
he went off to Uni,
and though he was puny,
the posters he always did pester

Chowlett is offline Chowlett
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of Candle'Bre
May 1999
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Best I can do, I'm afraid. Please read in a Bronx accent.

The poster named after a fruit
Thought "payment in kind" was quite cute
So one night our Orange
Did oil his pub's door-hinge
And then got as tight as a newt.

Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
King
<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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Excellent thread.

Stefu & BFB

Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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There was once a poster named Siro
In Israel he was a hero
He fought vigorously back
At any anti-Israeli attack
With the style of Robert Deniro

He said "All your sources are biased"
"made up by an arab with an alias"
"Stop trashing the zionist scheme"
"You're a nazi, or so it seems"
"To a Jew with a Zionist pious"

Goingonit is offline Goingonit
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Toronto, Canada - AECCP member
Apr 2001
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MLeonard and Michael and Ming,
Plenty of bannings did bring,
OK, just the last two,
For MLeonard's one who,
Can hardly be view-ed posting.

Goingonit is offline Goingonit
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Toronto, Canada - AECCP member
Apr 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Ecthelion
could someone write one about me?

ah, I take it if you can't say anything nice you better don't say anything at all


Well, this one's a bit late:

Now everyone's been singled out,
Except for one guy who's a Kraut,
Ecthelion's his name,
He's got no claim to fame,
He's the one no-one's talking about.

Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Don't die, funny thread, don't die!

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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that comes pretty close actually

 
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