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Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Aug 2000
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Because it's just far too serious here right now.

Poor Provost's a sorrowful thing
with Apolyton status of "King",
and this makes him batey.
It used to be "Deity"
until he fell foul of Ming.
Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Wiggy's obsessed with the Brits
whom he claims are malingering gits.
Since they're fighting Al-Quaidr
he's clearly on cider
and constantly ripped to the tits.
Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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The succession of names used by Spink
has given us reason to think
from his choices in punk
and what he's just drunk
that his critical faculties stink.
Ming is offline Ming
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Just remember to keep em "clean" folks...

Good stuff

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Who's hiding out by the bins?
It's Bugs on account of his sins.
Three years being sarky
made everyone narky
and now he gets death threats from Finns.
Chris 62 is offline Chris 62
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But I'm feeling MUCH better now
Jan 2001
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There was a gent called Laz and the Gimp,
who in fights with Biker chicks proved he's no wimp,
When stabbed in the leg,
This git didn't beg,
Instead he split the b!tch's lip!
Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Mar 2000
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Timexwatch is offline Timexwatch
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Columbia Heights, Washington D.C.
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quote:
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Just remember to keep em "clean" folks...

Good stuff


So I shouldn't share the one about the man named Ming from Nantucket?

Garth Vader is offline Garth Vader
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Saskatoon, SK, CA
Oct 1999
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Chris, lip doesn't go well with gimp and wimp. I would try

He just beat her like he was her pimp!

For your last line
Buck Birdseed is offline Buck Birdseed
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Khoon Ki Pyasi Dayan (1988)
Nov 2000
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The so-aptly-named Urban Ranger
Will rescue you if there is danger
From that strange preturbation
Your windows installation
To Linux, which is even stranger
Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Nice one.
Ming is offline Ming
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So I shouldn't share the one about the man named Ming from Nantucket?


Good Idea... but feel free to PM it to me

Chris 62 is offline Chris 62
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Chris, lip doesn't go well with gimp and wimp. I would try

He just beat her like he was her pimp!

For your last line
The limmerick is from something Laz once said, he split her lip after being stabbed, so it stays.
Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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and the center of your universe
Jun 2000
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There once was a Diety named Ming
and I liked him so much I would cream
the milk into butter
WHAT THINGS I WOULD UTTER
He makes me wanna go SCHWINGGGG!!!!
Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Snapcase claimed rap music was rock!
For this, others used him to mock,
but before he grew lonely
we saw it was only
mere stroking of virtual cock.
Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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quote:
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The limmerick is from something Laz once said, he split her lip after being stabbed, so it stays.


The truth is far less glamorous/brutal. It was a panicky swing that sort of bounced off the side of her head. Then I ran away.
KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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May 2001
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You lead a fascinating life, Laz.
Chowlett is offline Chowlett
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May 1999
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And Michael - a brain truly great
Intelligent posts did create
They were tricky to follow
The masses did wallow
And so all his threads did stagnate
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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The Potterverse
Jan 1970
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Nice one guys (Stefu's was very nice )
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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There was a young man called Siddiqui
Who people thought was a bit geeky
His Republican views.
People loved to abuse.
And in threads would invariably lose.
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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Bah, Provost is just jealous .

Btw, that wasn't a limerick.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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So what is it then?

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The once was a man named Harrison
Who really was in need of some fun
In nightclubs he was scared
And badly, he did fair
So his dressed up his hand like a woman
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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quote:
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So what is it then?


5th line has to rhyme with lines 1 & 2.
Chris 62 is offline Chris 62
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There once was a man named Harison,
Who never wanted to serve in a garison.
He said with a gist, as he looked at his fist,
Time to give myself a hammerin!
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Alright, easy, unless you want your arse kicking!

Damn, I never said I was a poet!
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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There once was a guy named Rich
Who had dropped his studies in a hitch
He sat around all day
And recieved no play
So he had to make his hand his *****
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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That insecure where you have to take the piss out of others to make your day better Imran. Go pick on someone else...
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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Sorry, that is only a British tradition, is it not?

Asher is offline Asher
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I would make some glorious poems, but my poetry only I can understand. And even then, the next day I have no idea what it means.
 
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