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Stefu is offline Stefu
Emperor
CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Imran's a honorary Finn, that much I can say. How he made it as honorary Finn, I can't remember, but he's honorary Finn.

Mercator is offline Mercator
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Sorekara no Nanimo
Jan 1970
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There once was a Finn named ottok
The English language he did mock
A genius he might've been
As eloquent as any Finn
Or maybe it was all just a crock

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
time: 05:19
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There once was a thread about ME
It raged on and on in the OT
It got nowhere,
Cos no-one could care,
About what was said by Eli.

Seneca is offline Seneca
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Bristol
Jun 2000
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Got spare money?

Seneca abandoned the forum
He hoped his departure would floor 'em.
There wasn't a protest,
'Fact nobody noticed,
That's what happens to one with decorum.

Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui

Deity
The Potterverse
Jan 1970
time: 00:19
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Imran's a honorary Finn, that much I can say. How he made it as honorary Finn, I can't remember, but he's honorary Finn.


I think I defended you against Swedes .

--

And Etch... it is all in the accent, I guess.

I say Harrison like Har-ra-sun and woman like wo-mun

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Jan 1970
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Hahaha! Imran forgot to say 'womyn', the feminist form he uses just because it annoys us by looking so moronic! Hohoho!

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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Chowlett was mighty brave
is what the tombstone said at the head of his grave
He made Blackwidow so mad
No chance did he have
of ever becoming her love slave!

Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui

Deity
The Potterverse
Jan 1970
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Hahaha! Imran forgot to say 'womyn', the feminist form he uses just because it annoys us by looking so moronic! Hohoho!


****... um... wommon, that's right

Chowlett is offline Chowlett
King
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May 1999
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quote:
Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Chowlett was mighty brave
is what the tombstone said at the head of his grave
He made Blackwidow so mad
No chance did he have
of ever becoming her love slave!


Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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glad you are pleased..

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Jan 1970
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BlackWidow is one poster's nick.
And we all know that she is a chick.
So to her we're polite,
All day and all night,
we're men and we think with our dick.

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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well done, posh Lenin

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HAHAHA that is great

Stefu thinks he's rather slick
making limmericks about his ****
but blackwidow knows
down there nothing will grow
once she uses it as a toothpick!

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Jan 1970
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Wa hey hey!

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Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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back at ya.

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Blackwidow is ruler of all
She likes men at her feet.. that is all
When asked if she'd share
she spat on the questionare
and then kicked our question guy in the ball...s

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000
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Our resident ladyboy Finn
Gave Blackwidow causes to grin
Though he talks up his parts
she suspects if he starts
she'd never know if he was in.

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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There once was a young lad named Stefu
Who thought he was the brightest I'll bet you
His one claim to fame
was his huge huge brain
But a girl in the sack that won't get you

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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BFB is somewhat a fool
to think BW would let lil finny Stefu
stick his thing into her Eden
Because Stefu is lacking one thing he would be needing
and I think you guys call it your tool

Asher is offline Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:19
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Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
Our resident ladyboy Finn
Gave Blackwidow causes to grin
Though he talks up his parts
she suspects if he starts
she'd never know if he was in.

Best. Limerick. Ever.

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Wait..that could mean one of two things..

He is small orr
I AM NOT


Clarify
clarify

Stefu is offline Stefu
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That Anglo, that Bugs ****ing Bunny
He thinks that he's so ****ing funny
But if he didn't speak like Brit
with words 'bollocks' and 'git'
His career would not be so sunny.

Al Speer, who is fascist from Philly
wanted Lee Ann to be his own filly
But no luck for hater,
she went out with skater,
so now he just wanks himself silly.

Chris 62 is offline Chris 62
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But I'm feeling MUCH better now
Jan 2001
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BW is a chick with raven colored hair,
which it is said is coffered with great care,
Guys desire to see,
Her tat she once displayed with glee,
But YOU will never see it, so there!

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000
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Sometimes the most bizarre and evil images pop into my head. Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area, thanks to BW's suggestion I've now got a mental picture of him going "Oooooh. An echo."

Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area


My life's been so much easier ever since I bought that wheelbarrow.

Asher is offline Asher
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Nov 1999
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I just wrap it around my thighs so it looks like I've got tons of muscle. Don't ever take me to a stripclub though...

rah is offline rah
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Lord of the Ferrets
Jan 1970
time: 23:19
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There once was a poster named Zylka
Whos avatar looked like she wanted to milkya.
But a kiddie Complained
so she was flushed down the drain.
And the new one wants to bilkya.

Yeah yeah, I know, but you try to come up with two rymes for that.

RAH

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
Sometimes the most bizarre and evil images pop into my head. Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area, thanks to BW's suggestion I've now got a mental picture of him going "Oooooh. An echo."


HAHAHAHAHAHA

 
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