08-05-2002 00:21									#151
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The UN can economically sponsor the venture to seal that menace to the mankind, Alexander's Horse, to enprisonment. Without court, if needed.

	08-05-2002 00:24									#152
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten How about a deal? I'll cede any remaining claim I have to Australia in exchange for the extradition of Alexander's Horse to my empire. I would also accept a promise from you that you will keep him under solitary confinement on Tasmania for the rest of his natural life. As long as the world's number one troll is behind bars, the rest of us can live in peace. Isn't that what we all want?

I can't promise solitary confinement as space is getting kinda tight over there (I'm a humane conquerer, I don't eradicate my enimies I simply imprison them). Also I can't promise anything as far as "natural life" is conserned as such concepts as "survivale" and "hunger" have taken over "morality" and distant stigmas of "cannibalism" on tasmania. otherwise, you've got a deal.

	08-05-2002 00:30									#153
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Sounds fine to me, morb. Locking him up with a particularly large and randy Australian might be more fun anyway...

Also, make sure that he has a few cats to keep him company in his cell. I'm sure you can get the UN to provide funding for that.

Peace is achieved yet again! I'm on a roll today.

	08-05-2002 00:30									#154
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Hi, I know I don't post here much, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I have New Zealand (which I will rename Lew Zealand in honor of the muppet), or maybe Bermuda?

Thanks!
CA

	08-05-2002 00:35									#155
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So, LZ - Captain Antilles.

	08-05-2002 00:35									#156
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Btw, Cpt. Antilles, your handle is so cool that it could keep my freezer in a nice frost for a couple of months without an external power source.

	08-05-2002 00:36									#157
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quote: Originally posted by Captain Antilles Hi, I know I don't post here much, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I have New Zealand (which I will rename Lew Zealand in honor of the muppet), or maybe Bermuda? Thanks! CA

howdy-ho neighbor.

	08-05-2002 00:39									#158
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Yes, welcome to the neighborhood Cpt. Antilles.

So morb, which one of us should he be forced to pay tribute to?

	08-05-2002 00:41									#159
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Captain, you might want to consider the option of moving to Bermuda? I'm fine with Lew Zealand, and so is Greater Finland and Kassland, and UN is agreeing too.

	08-05-2002 00:51									#160
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Thanks for having me. It's so nice to be out of New Jersey.

I'm capable of hating everyone, so I'm sure we can all start bickering right away. Who wants to sign a toxic waste disposal agreement that I can quickly break?

	08-05-2002 00:55									#161
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All right, I guess Captain is sticking to LZ for good

	08-05-2002 00:57									#162
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Large S.E. African Island seeks allies for impending bid for conquest and world domination. Have own military and transports. Needs funding and allies for pronged attacks on helpless, unwitting coastal African nations. Looking for empire builders. Non-smokers preferred, but not necessary. Asian despotisms a +!!! Respond to # 544431

	08-05-2002 01:00									#163
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I was just thinking, China and India have just sent request forms to be annexed to Greater Finland...

	08-05-2002 01:01									#164
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Mongolia would get into a tight spot there, so they would probably join as well...

	08-05-2002 01:03									#165
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Oh...I forgot. I hereby annex Zimbabwe. I simply must do this, as I will arrest, try and convict Robert Mugabe on charges of crimes against humanity and utter being-a-fat-pr!ckishness. He will be forced to share an 8 X 10 cell with a very large convict who likes his men old and flabby, just like Mugabe. The evil man is going down...!

	08-05-2002 01:06									#166
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I'm veery, veery tired and I have a hoot of schoolwork to do. Tomorrow!

	08-05-2002 01:06									#167
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Uh... Greater Finland and Kassland calls China. I think well think about India later on.

	08-05-2002 01:08									#168
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OOOH! OOOH!
Can i claim Taiwan too ?
I just want to have front row seats to see what you're going to do with China and India.


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	08-05-2002 01:09									#169
	Boris: proposal accepted. Got spare money?

I claim Peru , Bolivia , Northen Argentina , Urugway and Parauay. they now become a part of a federation , ruled from Buenos Aires, which is declared the capital of the The Southern Federation.

I claim Namibia and South Africa for the people.They will now be known as the states of Southern Africa and Namibia, and will be run by governors appointed by me , an integral part of the SF. It will provide the SF with the needed hard cash to build up our economy , and thwart any possible expansion plans by aaglo, or the Serbs.

I ask Orange and Boris Godunov to join me in a glorious southern alliance. The US are our friends too , as well , as primary suppliers of ice

also , I would like to turn your attention to the network of terrorist safeheavens that Dr. Stiby has silently put all over the world

	08-05-2002 01:11									#170
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Hey if you can claim that much territory, then I am annexing South Africa, Botswana, Nambia, Zambia, Angola and that country south of Zimbabwe as well. I won't be left behind, darn it.

	08-05-2002 01:14									#171
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quote: Originally posted by Dalgetti I claim Namibia and South Africa for the people.They will now be known as the states of Southern Africa and Namibia, and will be run by governors appointed by me , an integral part of the PRS. It will provide the PRS with the needed hard cash to build up our economy , and thwart any possible expansion plans by aaglo, or the Serbs. I ask orange and Boris Godunov to join me in a glorious southern alliance. The US are our friends too , as well , as primary suppliers of ice

Stay on your own continent, I want S. Africa and Nambia. But an Alliance would be terrific. I will hold off my invasion fleet for Mozambique in that case and be nice-nice with Orange

	08-05-2002 01:15									#172
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ehh, SA ,and Namibia are MINE!

	08-05-2002 01:15									#173
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I'm feeling imperialistic too. I think I'll make Bermuda a protectorate of Lew Zealand, and call it the People's Protectorate of John "Bermuda" Schwartz or PPoJBS.

	08-05-2002 01:18									#174
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I need a foothold there ! and hell, look at the size of Greater Finland! . anyhow, these lands will enjoy much more development under me ! . You'll just want to build gay bars, and order love parades with the money you got from the resources ...

	08-05-2002 01:20									#175
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quote: Originally posted by Dalgetti ehh, SA ,and Namibia are MINE!

No way. You've got a huge chunk in South Africa. I will not cede them. Well, maybe Nambia. But since I'm an African power, I have the better claim to them. You can claim something else in S. America if you like as compensation.

	08-05-2002 01:22									#176
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quote: Originally posted by Dalgetti I need a foothold there ! and hell, look at the size of Greater Finland! . anyhow, these lands will enjoy much more development under me ! . You'll just want to build gay bars, and order love parades with the money you got from the resources ...

It is a proven statistic that the more gay people who move into an area, the more affluent and well-decorated it becomes. The standard of living rises. Ergo, I am the best for these people.

Let's not go into what happens when communists move into a neighborhood...

	08-05-2002 01:22									#177
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Oh, I'm definitely redrawing it tomorrow.

	08-05-2002 01:22									#178
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let's make a deal . I get Namibia, you get SA. deal?

	08-05-2002 01:23									#179
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Dalgetti could take Mexico instead of Namibia? Just suggesting.

	08-05-2002 01:24									#180
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quote: Originally posted by kassiopeia Dalgetti could take Mexico instead of Namibia? Just suggesting.

Dal :
Take it!

We'll be able to attack Canada from two directions!