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Actually, If you look closely at the map, you'll notice Denmark is white.
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of the Martian Empire
Jun 2001
time: 23:19
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civman2000 reviewed the reports he had been given. Blueb Heaven and Denmark had been admitted into NATO. Fortunately, he had Russia on his side.
The big problem was that any further offensive against Blueb Heaven would trigger world war.
He grinned evilly, and called his military advisor.
"Resume offensive. Don't wait for any more orders until we have the panama canal."
"But NATO will be pulled into the war!"
"Yes, but remember, the Russians can do the same to NATO they did to India." He hung up.
The military advisor, named Arky Morton, had made up his mind. civman was insane, Italy and France would crush them from behind. He called up the new Guyanan President, Guy Ana.
"President Ana?"
"Speaking."
"This is Arky Morton, leader of the Martian miltary."
"Ah yes. We met at the grand conference in Bogota."
"Yes." He paused. "civman is insane."
"I'm not surprised."
"He wants to resume the offensive on Blueb Heaven."
"And...?"
"They are now members of NATO."
"Oh God no. SO why did you call me?"
"TO tell you that I intend to fuse the MArtian Empire and Guyana. Under you. And we can stay neutral in the world. I have control of the army, they're more loyal to me than to civman."
"OK. Do it. But I get control afterwards."
"Don't worry, don't worry."
Arky is in the process of conquering Mars for Guyana, but civman thinks he's just rebelling to seize power for himself. Mars is now in Anarchy, Guyana has made peace with the BLuebs and the rest of the native alliance, and a new map is attached.
 Attachment: map.bmp
This has been downloaded 5 time(s).
Last edited by civman2000 on 10-05-2002 at 21:43
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civman2000
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of the Martian Empire
Jun 2001
time: 23:19
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Warsaw Pact:
USSR
China
Greece
Poland
Canada
At war with Blueb Heaven
NATO:
US
Britain
Germany
France
Italy
Blueb Heaven
Blueb Heaven is at war with the warsaw pact but fighting has ceased.
Band of the Jihad:
Babylon
Egypt
Persia
Plotting a nuclear holocaust against everyone
Native Alliance:
Japan
Zulus
Newly neutral
Neutral/Out of alliances:
India (neutral)
Guyana (secretly applying for Band of the Jihad membership).
Last edited by civman2000 on 11-05-2002 at 04:35
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Milwaukee, WI
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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It looks as though the war with the Native Alliance has ended...although there are rumors of Communist sympathizers plotting revolution in the defeated Nations...
Last edited by Rotten999 on 10-05-2002 at 21:59
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Samuel Johnson
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The following tape fell into the hands of CNN yesterday.
THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT FOR CIV NEWS NETWORK
Scene: Grungey basement somewhere in one of Saddam's basements. Spy camera is apparently imbedded in the middle of the round table around which four charter members of the Band of Jihad sit:
“I can’t keep it straight anymore!” Saddam threw up his hands in disgust. “Blueb? Buuuhlllooobe? Martians? Ghana, f’*S*S* sake… And what kind of name for a leaders is Civman2000? I …ask…you…gentlemen. What the **** are these infidels smoking?”
Camera pans left.
Abul Nasser (leaning back on chair): “if its anything like Halie Selasie’s weed, then good on ‘em, man!”
Camera pans again.
Ayatollah Khomeni (snubs out joint):“Did you hear that? Saddam, are your secret police out there?”
Camera pans.
Halie Sellassi laughs. “Mon, he just will chop off their heads if they bust ‘im.”
Camera pans back to Saddam.
“What is it with that mon, stuff, Halie, anyway?”
Halie laughs again. Saddam’s face turned red and pretty soon Ayatollah and Nassar were also cracking up.
“OK,” said Saddam, “Let’s get to the business at hand.” Halie cracked, “I’d rather if the Big Kho just hanned me the bidness, mon,” flicking his Bic at the the Big K’s beard. “Now, knock if off” said Saddam. “Let’s get serious here.”
“Um…now what was I saying,” Saddam said foggily. “Oh yeah, let’s, like, you know, do, I mean, join an alliance.”
Nasser: “Whaaa?”
“Well, everyone else is doing it.”
Nasser: “Oooohkay. First, you nincompoop, we already are in an alliance. And it’s a supercool alliance. Band of the ****ing Jihad, man. We got us a super-secret clubhouse and it’s cool that you have stocked it with your Dad’s Playboys even if Big K. won’t look at nekkid chicks. Like, what else do we need, Saddaam???”
“Uh..” Saddam placed his left hand girlishly on his hips and then stroked his new Fu Manchu mustache…. “First, no one says nincompoop anymore. OK. Second, we, like have to do something rather than just stare at my Dad’s old playboys and smoke dope. Third, um, what’s was I saying again…”
Big K. reumbles, “um, about that, um, Band of Jihad or Hand of Jihad, whatever… hey, I gotta cool idea, let’s get a nuclear bomb and plant it in every Capital of every country that we hate… which would be, um, EVERYONE.”
Halie smiled, “oooh, evil sh** man. Yeh, everyone would, like, respect us an’ all. I’m game.”
Saddam: “hey, you aren’t even in our alliance. Who invited you anyway?”
Nasser (leans over): “Um, he, um, brought the, y’know, sh*t.”
Saddam: “Oh yeah, that’s some pretty good shi..”
Khomeni: “Shut up already. Let’s talk about the nukes. So, like where do we get a nuke, anyway?”
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civman2000
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of the Martian Empire
Jun 2001
time: 23:19
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Guy Ana sat back and relaxed while he watched videos of Arky's advancing army. SO close, so close, and he would gain neutrality. THe native alliance was neutral and planned to stay that way (they kicked out the bluebs) but could not be depended on. Perhaps, then the band of jihad might be a reliable defensive alliance.
He took out the tape and began flipping through the channels. Ads, ads, ads, infomercial, ads, infomercial, boxing, infomercial, ads, news. He stopped at CNN.
After the special report ended, he hit the emergency cabinet meeting button that had been conveniently placed in every room of the presidential palace.
Guy explained what had been in the report. Then there was a long silence as all of them thought about what to do.
"Let us make a grand alliance to oppose the Band of Jihad," the foreign advisor finally said. "An alliance of everyone."
"Except Mars," said the miltary advisor.
"If Mars is excluded the whole Warsaw pact will opt out."
"Well then we must include Mars," said Guy.
"But how can the invasion continue if we ally with them?" asked the military advisor worriedly.
"No one knows that Morton is working for us," pointed out trade advisor.
"But when his conquests are complete and he hands Mars to us--I fear that eh nations of the world will be outraged."
"SO we can't create an alliance without Mars and can't make one with Mars," summarized Guy. "So...we don't create an alliance." He hesitated before spreaking again. "We join the band of Jihad. In secret."
THe next morning the Egyptian embassy in Georgetown (GUyanan capital) was destroyed and all inside sent by ship back to Africa.
No one else knew that some top secret negotiations took place before they were sent off, and many other nations followed the Guyanan lead in punishing the Band of Jihad for their plotting and destroyed the embassies in their own capitals.
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civman2000
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of the Martian Empire
Jun 2001
time: 23:19
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Guyanan foreign minister Jerry Pattison, as ordered, encrypted a radio message to be sent to Arky Morton. It was not, however, the message Guy had told him to send.
THe army intelligence officer decrypted it like every other message. And when he was done doing so, he began to get up to deliver it to the general when he stopped and looked at the message closely. He ripped it up carefully, got a new piece of paper, and wrote a routine weather message, so many of which he had decrypted, encrypted it above the message, and put it on the stack labeled "Weather Reports."
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Samuel Johnson
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I was going to take Saddam (Babylon), Big K. (Persia) and Nassar (Egypt) but if someone else wants one of them , cool by me Civman.
Sam
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I only have "paint"...could someone download that and post it in the proper format to show up directly? 
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