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Samuel Johnson
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The transition is over. I am now in charge. There will be no change to current foreign policy. My cabinet will be announced after the Senate approves them. Until then, Uday Hussein will remain in charge of the military and the my assistant Cara will take over duties on domestic advisement. I will handle foreign policy until my secretary of state comes on board.
Signed,
PRESIDENT Fareeka Rafsannjanni (and yes, that is my picture to the left)
P.S. We still have a great deal available to anybody who wants to supply their populations with blue jeans.
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Samuel Johnson
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Plebecites for Greece.
No on BEER occupying uranium fields if Greeks vote for independence in that region.
Yes on U.N. force, we don't believe it needs to be large. We would prefer someone from outside being in charge such as China or Canada.
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Samuel Johnson
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Iraq accepts US trade for Blue Jeans. Our coffers have some money in them again. We are grateful and hope this trade is the beginning of a closer relationship wtih the US.
PM to USSR. We understand and hope that your research will also aid in fighting bioterrorism. As the new president for Iraq, I would like to know more about whether your past offer to aid in getting rid of the nuclear waste stands. We currently have quite a bit and our environmentalists are complaining about the original, misguided plans to bury it in the desert. We would very much like to know how we might launch this waste into the sun as you have assisted other countries.
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Samuel Johnson
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OOC to 'turtle. So BEER is sort of like China is today?
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Samuel Johnson
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Iraq accepts RPB's solution as fair and generous.
Iraq begins loading transports of nuclear waste to RPB. Should take us about six months. Rafsannjanni has put extra security on this mission as we are now concerned about terrorists using bombs to spread radioactive material.
Signed Rafsannjanni
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Samuel Johnson
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PM TO USSR: Noting that the RPB has only offered to handle the Athens waste in thier rocket, we would like to take you up on offer to share information needed to construct our own rockets for the Syrian desert waste.
With great respect, Rafsannjanni
P.S. Our Dr Alan Turing of Kish has invented some new cryptographic algorithms. We propose that we share this with you so our future communications are not compromised.
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Samuel Johnson
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Press Release from President Rafsannjanni's Office
In the interest of good worldwide relations, President Rafsannjanni announced today that Dr. Turing will publish his results in the new Babylonian Journal of Cryptography. We invite articles from other researchers world wide. We note that the algorithms are key-based and can ensure secure communications given that you have a computer to translate. Subscriptions are only $300/year. We hope to see it in every library worldwide.
President Rafsannjanni has also announced major reforms in Iraqi owned radio and newspapers. The newspapers, International Herald Tribune and Iraqi Today, will now be privately owned - newspapers willl still be offered for sale all over the world (where permitted).
Radio Free Europe will be sold to Greek entrepreneurs and will now be called Radio Athens. Until the Greeks take ownership, it will play only beautiful music (no more rock and roll) and mainly offer news on the hour.
Radio Free Iraq will now be called Babylonian Public Broadcasting and will provide news and analysis of the day. Mr. Walter Winchell has been hired to be an advisor and will be nominated as our culture advisor. It can be heard on short wave radio worldwide.
We think these changes will eliminate criticisms that these radio stations and newspapers were propaganda fronts.
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Samuel Johnson
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Unclassified message to Egypt and Canada. cc to other leaders.
We urge Egypt and Canada to vote for plebesites in Greece.
RAFSANNJANNI
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Metaliturtle
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University of Wisconsin Stevens Point
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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It is a sad day for RPB, two of our most beloved scientists have been thoughtlessly killed by the Jiberyka Jihad. I've done some research, there are no warsaw countries whose leaders would be in a Jihad, it is a muslim holy war, but because these terrorists had information which told them where the shuttle launch was in China, and all information about this Jihad has come directly from China, RPB has reason to believe that this Jihad is China's Problem, if this leader is second in command of a Warsaw nation, it would most likely be China, in which case with the new interim president, he may have already taken control. RPB wishes that China be restricted Warsaw status untill the situation can be reasessed.
RPB alleviates all speculation that it is RPB, as there is no figurehead in RPB, Mack has relenquished all power to the congress of the RPB, in the hopes of a peaceful world.
As these attacks increase however, RPB is already forced to add to the largest Army and Navy in the world, and upgrade it's airforce from Medium to Large.
The people of RPB are no longer trusting non-Bonschnooglians, and are even more anxious to enforce the Bonschnooglian doctrine.
Randall Reginald, Foreign Minister of RPB.
OOC: break it up enough for you trickey? You do control 1/4 of the world's population, and are in warsaw, join the Iraqis, and then we have 2 superpowers vieing for dominance again.  Now you have what you asked for, no more suicide bombers killing valuable personnel in peacetime then OK?
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Rotten999
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Milwaukee, WI
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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The UN was locked in debate over Greek nationalism, when the Secretary General collapsed. The council was immediately shut down, as worried delegates watched Ivan Aronovich being stretchered out. As if that wasn't enough, moments later a page rushed into the chamber, bringing word of new terrorist attacks.
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"It seems to be stress related." The Soviet doctor showed Aronovich the X-Rays. "You suffered a mild heart attack."
Ivan didn't know how to take the news. "What do you suggest?"
"If you continue to lead our great nation, and serve as the world's policy maker, you have six months to live, tops. Your heart needs rest. I suggest an immediate vacation, and for you to put yourself under a strict diet and drug program."
Aronovich sighed. He knew he was no longer a young man, but the news was still hard to take. "Very well."
With much pomp and circumstance Lavrenty Beria was declared the acting Soviet Premier in Red Square. Ivan Aronovich stayed only long enough to wish the NKVD man well, before returning to Estonia to regain his health.
That evening, Beria made a call. "I told you to just be patient, and I was right. Phase two of the plan can now begin."
A truck carrying a Soviet nuclear warhead made steady progress through the warm Greek evening, heading towards a long awaited appointment...
OOC: We'll see how the long-awaited Soviet villian run goes. I really do better playing nice guys, though. 
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