28-05-2002 22:16									#1
	Are homosexuals near extinction? Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

This is excerpt of the full text I got off an internet newsgroup. Discuss.

quote: The UFAH (United Front Against Homosexuals) represents a coalition of organizations dedicated to the removal of homosexuality from the human principle. Their latest project involves the search for the "gay gene." I was able to speak briefly with their Project Director about what exactly this organization is working on currently. What I discovered is very interesting on one hand, and quite frightening on the other. The UFAH is organizing and distributing money indirectly to scientists in research laboratories across the globe that are directed into finding the "gay gene." The UFAH receives funding from private donors, businesses, religious organizations, and hate groups. They are focusing on new genetic technology that will allow the alteration of certain genes with a simple injection into the developing fetus. This technology may become standard use, much like vaccines today, within a few decades to correct birth defects and prevent certain diseases. The UFAH is confident that within two to three generations after the "gay gene" is identified, and technology is used to isolate and correct it, that medical procedures will make homosexuality a thing of the past.

	28-05-2002 22:17									#2
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They're share of population is increasing.

	28-05-2002 22:19									#3
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ROTFLOL

	28-05-2002 22:22									#4
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Why do they put so much energy into finding the "gay gene"? Surely there is more important genetic research that could be done. Stupid.

	28-05-2002 22:25									#5
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Especially since we're overpopulating this planet. Not us Europeans or Americans are. But humans are. Althouhg some of those might stop growing in population. Because bad economies. But still, there's no need tofind that gene as long as the survival of the human populationj on Earth is secured. And that is our smallest problem these days.

	28-05-2002 22:29									#6
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The word Endlösung comes to mind...

How about finding the stupidity gen instead?

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	28-05-2002 22:32									#7
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The word Blitzangriff auf die Niederlande zwecks Wiedergutmachung pleases me a lot more though

	28-05-2002 22:37									#8
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	28-05-2002 22:40									#9
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ROTFLMAO also
I'll look for the 'GAY gene' too, if they'll send me a few millllllllion dollars. I'm sure it's hiding in my basement somewhere.
Wait, I don't have a basement.

	28-05-2002 23:17									#10
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Well, if they ever die out, we can always clone some more - just like the Tasmanian Tiger...

	28-05-2002 23:18									#11
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I will send them a sample of my DNA for $1 million.

	28-05-2002 23:28									#12
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Thread title brings forth an image of world where homosexuals are extinct, except for pair of homosexuals kept in a zoo in Berlin which are hoped to be ones to revive the species.

So far the attempts to mate them haven't produced offspring, but scientists are hopeful.

	28-05-2002 23:32									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Thread title brings forth an image of world where homosexuals are extinct, except for pair of homosexuals kept in a zoo in Berlin which are hoped to be ones to revive the species. So far the attempts to mate them haven't produced offspring, but scientists are hopeful.

	28-05-2002 23:42									#14
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god. imagine looking for the gay gene. what a f*cking species we have here. if people spent a TENTH of the money/time that we spend on regrowing men's hair, getting and sustaining erections, etc, cancer and aids would be no more.

	28-05-2002 23:48									#15
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Do you have trouble getting an erection Uber?

	28-05-2002 23:55									#16
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX god. imagine looking for the gay gene. what a f*cking species we have here. if people spent a TENTH of the money/time that we spend on regrowing men's hair, getting and sustaining erections, etc, cancer and aids would be no more.

Cha, how dumb are you? Don't you know that eradicating two dudes snogging with each other is sooooo much more important than curing cancer? I mean, it's two guys...snogging! What could be worse than that?

	29-05-2002 00:02									#17
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Hmmmmm, maybe this is what happened to the gays in Star Trek, their genes got removed from the human gene pool.

	29-05-2002 00:02									#18
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Something is bad about Mankind. VERY bad...

	29-05-2002 00:14									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove Hmmmmm, maybe this is what happened to the gays in Star Trek, their genes got removed from the human gene pool.

Didn't they have some lesbian stuff on DS9?

	29-05-2002 01:24									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Didn't they have some lesbian stuff on DS9?

::insert homosexual double standard here::

	29-05-2002 01:24									#21
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IIRC , one of the die hard trek fans told that they were all killed by some kind of evil government the humans had , late 21th century , IIRC.

and the lesbian stuff was because one of the gals there was a man once.

oh , and Ec: neither do chinese .

	29-05-2002 01:32									#22
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Thorn, I am soooooo glad you chose so an UNbiased source.

	29-05-2002 01:32									#23
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quote: Originally posted by UberKruX ::insert homosexual double standard here::

Huh? What double standard would that be?

	29-05-2002 01:33									#24
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Thorn, I am soooooo glad you chose so an UNbiased source.

Relax, I'm sure it was posted for the express purpose of people making fun of it as the stupidity it is.

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quote: Originally posted by Oldenbarnevelt The word Endlösung comes to mind... How about finding the stupidity gen instead? -

'Why would they want to destroy themselves?

	29-05-2002 01:42									#26
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quote: and the lesbian stuff was because one of the gals there was a man once.

I assume you're referring to Judsea Dax. Does that really count as homosexuality? A Trill is a symbiotic life form that dwells in a humanoid host. So IIRC the Dax symbiont once resided in a Bajoran male named Kurzon. On DS9 Dax lived in Judsea, a woman, until she was killed during the Dominion War. The next host was also a woman; what was her name again?

Anyway, perhaps this would more accurately described as a transgender thing.

	29-05-2002 02:10									#27
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I get tired of people complaining about rogaine and viagra stuff.

This is quality of life stuff!! What's the point of living thru cancer if you're bald and can't get a stiffy?!!

	29-05-2002 02:16									#28
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Jules: Ezry. .

an episode just ended on TV , AFAIK .

damn. I really should be studying now.

	29-05-2002 04:11									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I get tired of people complaining about rogaine and viagra stuff. This is quality of life stuff!! What's the point of living thru cancer if you're bald and can't get a stiffy?!!

lol...spoken like a capitalist!

	29-05-2002 05:36									#30
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If homosexuality really is in genes, it should be gone in few generations anyway.
The social pressure has been mostly lifted, leaving gay people very unlikely to spread their genes to any descendants.

Unless of course someone decides it would be neat to allow gay-couples to artificially reproduce, at which point we can say goodbye to natural selection.