01-06-2002 21:40									#1
	How to successfully enter Britain illegally. Increase Your PM Length

A Bugs masterclass in how to become an illegal alien in Britain, avoiding all those nasty immigration types. Just follow these steps.

1- Be white.

2- Speak English.

3- Travel to Britain on a return air ticket, with a fixed date of returm within 3 weeks of departure. Rip it up after you arrive, as you won't be using it.

4- Take a bit of cash- enough to plausibly support you for a couple of weeks.

5- Stroll nonchalently through the airport, and head for the London bars. Listen for bar staff with a vaguely similar accent to your own and strike up conversation by saying "Where are you from, mate?". Ask about work.

6- Relax. You're in. No-one will question you.


It's a fact. If you're white, English-speaking and just fancy bumming around in Britain entering illegally is a piece of cake.

If you're non-white, don't speak English and are fleeing for your life, you're screwed. Bad luck, mate. No darkies.

This is why I love anti-immigration discussions.

	01-06-2002 21:43									#2
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Thats totally true. Last I heard there were 300,000 aussies and kiwis living in London. I did the same thing youre talking about (pub work) except I didnt have to do it illegally because I have a british passport. Pub work is incredibly easy to get for white english speakers in London, and accommodation is often included with the job.

	01-06-2002 21:47									#3
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It's reckoned that Australia is the biggest supplier of illegal aliens to Britain. The "Daily Mail" couldn't give a ****.

Let a couple of Falun Gong adherants try stowing away into Portsmouth on a boat and the Little Englanders start foaming at the mouth. Bastards.

	01-06-2002 22:00									#4
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What are "Little Englanders"?

	01-06-2002 22:03									#5
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If you asked me, I'm not sure I would agree completely. In any event CW cits can apply for a working holiday visa for two years anyway and are allowed to work on it. Why bother lying if you can do that?

	01-06-2002 22:12									#6
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Eastern Europeans arn`t black and they get turned away.

	01-06-2002 22:16									#7
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Hm. As I understand it there is a sizeable fraction of white people who cannot illegally immigrate to England.

Another recipe:
- Have friends/relatives in England (legal or illegal doesn't matter).
- Immigrate illegally to France.
- Get caught.
- Manage to get into the immigrant camp near Boulogne.
- Escape and enter the big hole in the earth.
- Manage not to get flattened by a train
- Walk 35 km.
- Get not caught.

... Or why did France build the camp just there???

	01-06-2002 22:19									#8
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quote: Originally posted by BlackStone Eastern Europeans arn`t black and they get turned away.

Do they all speak English?

	01-06-2002 22:39									#9
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quote: Originally posted by JohnIII Do they all speak English?

No they usually have their own languages!

	01-06-2002 23:27									#10
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Then read step 2.

	02-06-2002 01:06									#11
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quote: Originally posted by JohnIII Then read step 2.

Your a fast believer John




Many of the ones that can speak English still get kick out. To argue that there are some fast and loose methods of immigration control is an exercise for the naive. And as has been pointed out many countries with close relationships have very easy access for their citizens and for ours.

If the author is claiming that it is harder to catch people who most close reflect the host population then that is also true of any country.

Its the usual banging with no background or forethought.

	02-06-2002 01:14									#12
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By a snorkling kit and start the dive in France get out on the other side.

That's how I got in

	02-06-2002 01:21									#13
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You don't need to snorkel. Just cover yoursef in lard.

BlackStone, you have just done a rather poor job of changing the subject. 1/10.

	02-06-2002 01:31									#14
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quote: Originally posted by JohnIII BlackStone, you have just done a rather poor job of changing the subject. 1/10.

Changing the subject what have you been sniffing?

Still your lack of any related response says it all.

	02-06-2002 02:35									#15
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quote: Originally posted by BlackStone If the author is claiming that it is harder to catch people who most close reflect the host population then that is also true of any country. Its the usual banging with no background or forethought.

It's also true. What's more, the point of this thread is to illustrate the fact that the Little Englanders only get a bee in their bonnets about people who don't resemble them.

I maintain that the scapegoating of "asylum seekers" is just plain old xenophobia and veiled racism. If you want to banging on that, then bang away.

	02-06-2002 02:39									#16
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Who in Britain has been scapegoating asylum seekers?

	02-06-2002 02:39									#17
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The Mail, duh.

	02-06-2002 02:40									#18
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Is that a right-wing newspaper?

	02-06-2002 02:48									#19
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Strangely, no; it has a reputation for being one of the least reverential papers towards the Royal Family, and supports the legalisation of cannabis.

	02-06-2002 02:50									#20
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Do you think theyre racist?

	02-06-2002 02:50									#21
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I still haven't had my question about who the Little Englanders are answered.

	02-06-2002 02:51									#22
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Theyre the ones with smaller than average brains.

	02-06-2002 02:52									#23
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Flag-waving ignorant bastards who remain spititually rooted in 1950.

	02-06-2002 02:53									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny Flag-waving ignorant bastards who remain spititually rooted in 1950.

So what you're saying that they're Americans?

	02-06-2002 02:54									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu I still haven't had my question about who the Little Englanders are answered.

People who think that the Empire still exists and that foreigners are best kept at a distance. They love the Queen etc.

	02-06-2002 02:56									#26
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I must apologise for my sloppy spelling. I've been drinking.

	02-06-2002 02:57									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny Flag-waving ignorant bastards who remain spititually rooted in 1950.

Now thats the kind of spelling that I can relate to.

	02-06-2002 02:58									#28
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Was "spiritually" what you mean to say? Better lay of the spirits...

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quote: Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny I must apologise for my sloppy spelling. I've been drinking.

I should hope so with an argument like that.

	02-06-2002 03:02									#30
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You lag behind in conversations, don't you?