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Rockville, MD
Oct 1999
time: 00:20
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Grothgar - Totally excellent Star Wars ending.
Winston - sha... as if.
Grothgar - Hey Win, what are we doing? The story is over.
Winston - wouldn't you like to see the Scooby-Doo ending?
Grothgar - excellent idea, Party on Win.
Winston - Party on Groth.
Win and Groth turn to the camera and start waving their fingers saying "Doodily-do, Doodily-do, Doodily-do, Doodily-do....."
The Big Bad Scooby-Doo Ending
The fight is still going on. MtG was slashing fast and hard. He always thought Fred drove too slow, and wants to just get behind the wheel of The Mystery Machine and cut loose, but Ming was always holding him back. This was the time he'd show everyone. Ming, though, was ready for every blow. Suddenly, Ming knocked MtG's banning rod out of his hands.
Ming: MtG.. you've been consumed by greed and evil. You know Fred drives the van, its how its always been.
MtG: Markos said this was how supernatural detectives were supposed to act.
Ming: He was working for the ghosts! Can't you see.
MtG thought about this for a while. To make the story MUCH shorter, we won't tell you his thoughts, except one: Heidi Klum on a beach. Plus a bonus one for those who are reading this again: Heidi Klum on a beach dripping with oil.....oh so nice. How this made the difference, no one will ever know, but it did. MtG picked up his banning rod, but turned it on MLeonard, as did Ming.
MLeonard: WHAT? Insolence?
Stunned, he never heard Imran, Siro, Mr Fun, Ozzy and Red_jon sneak into the room and grab a hold of him. Ozzy put on the handcuffs.
Siro: Woohoo!
Imran: We've got you now!
Mr. Fun: whew, I'm glad thats all over.
Siro: Not just yet, lets see who you really are, Mr.
Red_jon steps over and takes off MLeonard's mask. All present collectively gasp.
Imran: Why its Eyes of Night!
Ming: The owner of the haunted amusement park!
Siro: uh... Eyes doesn't own a haunted amusement park.
Ming: oh thats right, sorry I got caught up in the moment.
Ozzy: Its Eyes the Civ2 Multplayer sinister genious! He was trying to destroy Apolyton for his own evil ends!
Eyes: and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you darn snooping kids.
Ozzy: well it looks like thats a wrap, take him away boys.
Mr. Fun: Rear Ro Rozzy?
Everyone looks at Mr. Fun.
Mr. Fun: uhhh.. where to Ozzy?
Ozzy: take him to a world where he can no longer manipulate the Civ playing world, a place where his evil machinations will never be able to manifest themselves online, take him to......New Jersey!
Ming: why New Jersey?
Ozzy: I dunno, it seemed like a fairly humorous anti-climactic thing to say.
Ming: ah....
Winston and Grothgar walk on camera. The other characters look at them puzzled.
Winston: Excellent Scooby-Doo ending Groth.
Grothgar: Sha.. by the way have you seen smellykelli?
Winston: yea, she is a babe and a half.
Grothgar: If she were a pizza topping she'd be babaroni.
Winston: good one, if she was a car she'd be a Mazda MyHottie, 4 cylinder, 250 schwing-power.
Grothgar: yea, if she were an animal she'd be a fox.
Winston: uh... thats kinda lame.
Grothgar: no you see, fox is a name for a pretty girl and its also the name of an animal. See?
Winston: oh yea, i get it.... anyways..... I hope you all enjoyed the Scooby-Doo ending, Win and Groth out.
Both: Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo.
Fade to Black
The End
....or is it.....
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Boris Godunov
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Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:20
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EPILOGUE.
The Turkish soccer team raced into the locker room in jubilation. They had won! The air with filled with hoots and hollars of excitement.
The team began to strip down and hit the showers. As Akyel Fatih took off his shirt, Kormaz passed behind him, patted him on the butt and said "great job, friend!"
"Thanks!" replied Akyel. As Kormaz went to the showers, another hand slapped Akyel's rear end, and Asik shouted "We did it! Terrific game!" Akyel responded in kind, slapping his teammate's palm.
A few seconds later, as Akyel listened to his teammates laughing and cheering in the showers, another hand grabbed his butt. He laughed, turned around...
There was no one there.
Akyel jumped back against the lockers and cried out. He then heard a low, sinister cackle, followed by the sound of footsteps towards the showers.
A few seconds later, pandemonium erupted.
"Oh my golly gosh!"
"Sukur, was that you?"
"Who touched my bottom?!"
"Allah, protect me!"
"I said not to do that around the others, Ercan!"
Akyel could only tremble in terror. A terrible, evil laughter filled the locker room.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
END
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Jon Miller
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what part of "no one remembered to archive it" do you not understand?
Jon Miller
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Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
time: 00:20
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*tip toes in*
But... does anyone still have a copy of it ?
*Runs like hell*
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