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Sirotnikov
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
time: 07:20
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(way in N. Korea)
Kamrat Chegitz, we've received a secret transmission from out US agents.
Che Yes?
Kamrat Yes.
Che and?
Kamrat that's it.
Che why don't you read it to me?
Kamrat oh. Ok.
LIBERTARIAN.HORDE.AT.YOUR.STEPS.STOP.BOARD.PLANE.TO.KOREA.STOP.CRASHED.INTO.OTHER.PLANE.STOP.ALL.DEAD.STOP.
Che Oh, well I knew that.
Kamrat how?
Che CNN. Here look.
CNN
Anchor: Again, let's review what we know, two planes have collided over open sea near Korea, both on their way to Seol. One charter flight from Washington, and another from Sidney Australia. It appears that a passenger on the Australian flight has gotten extremely drunk, said he was a captain and took control over the Airplane.
Co-Anchor: How did that became possible? Aren't there security guards or something?
Anchor: Well, the flight crew was actually Canadian, so they believed the drunken man instantly, freed the cockpit for him, and told him to have fun, being so gullible and all.
Co-Anchor: Do we have any idea on who was the man?
Anchor: Some reported sailor, possible and American navy man.
Co-Anchor: How did they establish that?
Anchor: He gulped down 5 bottles of Vodka, and still managed to fly the plane ,more than half way.
Co-Anchor: Oh. And who was on the other flight?
Anchor: Well apparently it was a charter flight, rented by some snotty American kids, and a mercenary team.
Co-Anchor: Oh, so no big loss then. Well that's it with that. On to other news. In the middle east today, following what is described by intelligence sources as a "weird, unexpected phone call" from an unknown source, the Arab council declared
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(Siro : Oh ****. I told you not to do the prank)
(Imran: LOL LOL)
Co-Anchor:
unilateral peace with Israel and promised to concede on all accounts of conflict.
(Imran: What???? #@$%#&$ SH!T SH!T SH!T !!!!)
(Siro: LOL LOL)
*click*
Kamrat: Bah!!! I can't stand to see Israel win!!!
Chegitz: Well we'll just watch BBC later. They'll find a way to report this as an Israeli provocation.
Kamrat: You mean, uncover the Israeli provocation, right?
Che: Nobody from the propaganda dept. talked to you?
Kamrat: What? I thought only the Israelis have propaganda.
Che: Oh ****. Look
>>BEEEP<<< Nevermind now, it's time.
Kamrat immediately dresses in tight bright clothes: DISCO is back?  
Che: Nooo, stupid. Dalgetti is leading the capitalist pigs in our trap. Let's go hunting.
Kamrat (disappointed) : Oh
(outside)
Dal: Ok guys, now wait here.
Chris62 hides in the snow. FG goes to pee on a near by tree.
Suddenly a barrage of bullets hits FG and kills him on the spot.
FG: Damn. I thought I could make a difference, but it's all over so soon.
Siro: I said "kills him on the spot".
FG: Yeah yeah, (drops dead).
Chris: Damn you!
Suddenly the bullets barrage stops.
Dalgetti: What's up with that?
Kamrat: Sorry, no more bullets. We thought that would do, so we never bought more.
FG: See? That's planned economy for you.
Everyone: Just die, huh?
FG: Oh please, I don't need you to tell me what to do. (dies)
(and just to make sure, a large rock falls on him, burying him, and preventing him from moving or speaking even if he comes mysteriously alive again).
FG: (muffled) mmff frrrm brffrm.
Siro: Ignore him.
Che: Ignore who?
Siro: Good 
Che: No seriously. I only get "you chose to block this user's posts".
Siro: Ok, fine, we got the point.
Che: Go back to writing.
Siro: oh, right.
Dalgetti: Oh ****!
Chris: I'll blow you to your 72 virgins!!!
Dalgetti: I'm Israeli!
Spink: Same thing!
*spink gets randomly banned and ip blocked*
PH (hyperventilating): I just got here to help! Spink asked me to start a whining thread in the community forum.
Chegitz: Attack him!
Dalgetti jumps on PH and kills him.
Che: Not him!
Chris, who has been emptying his army uniforms pockets from all sorts of chocolates, Colons and instruction manuals for inflatable
erm
nevermind.
In anycase, he finds a grenade and throws it at Chegitz.
Che: AAAAH!!! (at which point he jumps and throws himself at Kamrat).
Dalgetti walks over to the grenade: You stooges! You have to take the safety pin out first! (takes it out and throws at Chris)
The grenade lands directly in one of Chris's pockets!
Chris: Oh ****! I can't find it now! I guess I'll just have to take as many commies with me as I can!!!
At which point he exclaimed "Allah hua Akbar!" and ran in the Genreal direction of the USSR.
Luckily for him (and unfortunately for Che, Dal and Kamrat) that's exactly where Che was lying on Dal and Kamrat.
Kamrat: Get off ! quick, you stupid hippie!
Che: Am I the only one who sees a sexual hint in the previous sentence?
Dalgetti: I'm sure of my sexuality! Really, I am!
BIG BOLD BOOM
small explanation: the former is funny since those are the actual HTML tags I used to design the text appearance. < big > and < b > . Just like now I used the tag < small >
Imran: Geek!
Asher: Why? I actually found it funny.
Imran: As I said geek!
Asher: You know, I don't like your attitude one bit. Not to mention you have some insulting stereotypes of gay people, not to mention I'm bi.
Imran: Well I have no idea how gay life is, since I'm oh so straight. The closest thing to a man, I ****ed, was a sheep.
MikeH: baaaah 
Imran: Look, it's a free MP3!
MikeH: Where?
Imran: >Smack!< That should work until the end of the thread. Where was I? Oh right. I'm not gay. You're still a geek though.
Asher:  I'll get you.
Imran: You'll have to do it quick though, since I'm about to post the last chapter soon.
Asher: What are you implying? That I am 'too quick'? That I *** too fast? And why does everything I say has to do with sex? Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm a pervert.
Imran: Beats me.
Asher: Exactly. (beats Imran)
Imran: Hey, wait for the Siro's next post.
Siro: I think I'll lay down for a while. Take a nap.
Everyone: WHAT??? 
Siro: kidding!  boy are they tough. I'm just tired. It's late at night and all
The rest couldn't be heard.
(yeah, I know it's an expect smilie. It looks more like :slowly-walks-away: though.)
(next: final stages of the stadium thing)
(kamrat- glad you liked it. participate next time)
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