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I eat my own poop
Dec 1999 time: 00:20
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A Cossack/Gurkha who was trained in Germany with American weapons and an Irish attitute.
Give me 10 of these, and I will conquer the world, if it is not the day after St. Paddys Day.
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Dry
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Brussels
Sep 2000 time: 06:20
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Let me think...(we are speaking about stereotypes here, or rumors, not reality, right?)
Germans... too klingon-like
Russians... too canon fodder
Americans... the best and the worst altogether, too 'dice tossing'.
Brits... too... british, my dear, is it not?
Scots ... do they still wear kilts?
French... errr, don't tell them I'm belgian, say I'm err,...swiss!
Italian ... do they have at least ONE fonctionning machine gun?
Japanese... too small: I'll be the tallest of the army, so I'll be the first shot at...
Finns... is skiing a pre-requisit?.
Spanish ... could you just ask them to stop speaking all together, so I hear what the officer is saying...
So, that leave us with... (a little bit more seriously)...
The Israelis. From few friends being there, Israelis' army seems the best compromise between human consideration and military training. They even don't shot their refuznik...
Israelis.
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