31-07-2002 12:38									#151
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I still think Sneak must go around with a piece of Kraft processed cheese on his head.

	31-07-2002 13:35									#152
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Turned into a cheese stick even. Make for a soft touch on the keyboard anyway. The smudges would be a pain to have to wipe off.

	01-08-2002 00:02									#153
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THIS IS WAR!!!!


TILLAMOOK CHEESE & MAGIC PEPPER CHICKEN

5 tablespoons Cajun Magic, Poultry Magic
1 ¼ cups all-purpose flour
2 Chickens cut up, at room temperature
Vegetable Oil for frying
2 cups each chopped Green Bell Peppers and Onions
2 (4 ounce) cans whole Green Chilies, rinsed and chopped
2 Bay Leaves
2 teaspoons minced Garlic
2 tablespoons finely chopped Jalapeno Peppers
4 cups Chicken Stock
1 ½ cups Heavy Cream
1 cup Sour Cream
¾ cups each Tillamook Jalapeno and Monterey Jack, grated
1 ½ cups Tillamook Sharp Cheddar, grated
Mix 1 tbsp. Cajun Magic, Poultry Magic with flour, set aside. Sprinkle remaining (CM, PM) over chicken. Dredge chicken in seasoned flour. Reserve leftover flour. Heat 1/2 inch of oil in skillet to 350 degrees. Fry chicken skin side down until light brown and crisp. Drain on paper towels. Reserve oil, leaving sediment in skillet; return ½ cup oil to skillet. Add bell pepper, onion, and ½ the green chilies; mix vegetables with sediment on pan bottom. Cook onions until brown. Add bay leaves, and garlic. Sprinkle 3 tbsp. of reserved flour on vegetable mixture. Stir in jalapeno peppers; cook 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Stir in 1-cup chicken stock and scrape pan bottom. Stir in 2 more cups of stock. Remove from heat. Place chicken in large saucepan or Dutch oven. Add vegetable mixture and remaining 1-cup stock. Bring to simmer over low heat. Do not scorch. Add remaining green chilies, cream and sour cream. Bring to boil, stirring constantly. Add Tillamook cheeses and cook until cheese melts. Spoon cheese sauce on plate and top with 2 pieces chicken per serving. Garnish with green, red and yellow pepper strips.
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So, now I'm the fat cheese-eatin' pu**sy who couldn't save a houseplant if his own life depended on it?!?
Does wonders for the self esteem.
I will continue to post cheese based recipes and factoids until this harsh and unfair characterization has been rescinded.

	01-08-2002 00:03									#154
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TILLAMOOK BAY CHEESE BAKE

1 lb. Tillamook Monterey Jack, grated
1 lb. Tillamook Medium Cheddar, grated
6 eggs separated
½ lb. fresh bay shrimp
6–8 canned artichoke hearts, quartered
¼ cup chopped green onion
1 cup canned evaporated milk undiluted (or fresh half & half cream)
2 tablespoons flour
½ teaspoon black pepper
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon basil
2–3 medium tomatoes, sliced


Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Combine cheese, shrimp and green onions. Beat egg whites until stiff. In another bowl, combine egg yolks, milk, flour, salt, pepper and basil. Fold beaten egg white into egg yolk mixture, then fold in cheese and shrimp mixture. Turn into well-buttered oblong baking dish (12x8) and arrange artichoke quarters evenly over the casserole. Bake for 30 minutes. Remove from the oven and arrange tomato slices, overlapping slightly, over top of casserole. Bake an additional 15–20 minutes, until set. Cool for a few minutes before cutting into squares and serving.

	01-08-2002 00:03									#155
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LINGUINI WITH SHRIMP AND TILLAMOOK CHEDDAR CHEESE

8 oz. linguine
6 oz. Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, grated
1/8 cup Olive Oil
1 tablespoon dijon mustard
1 lb. medium shrimp deveined
1 cup cream
1 oz. sherry
salt and pepper
1 tablespoon shallot

Cook linguine in a large pot of boiling salt water until just tender, but still firm to bite. Stir occasionally. Meanwhile, heat saute pan with ½ the oil. Add shallot and cook for one minute over medium heat, then add cream and bring to a boil. When cream is just beginning to boil add the grated cheddar, a little bit at a time. Stir continually, until all cheese is melted. Turn to low and let simmer. Add salt and pepper to taste. Put remaining oil in saute pan and heat. Add shrimp and heat slightly. When hot, add the sherry and dijon mustard. Put linguine into a bowl and mix with cheese sauce. Place onto serving plates and top with shrimp mixture. Serve immediately.

	01-08-2002 00:04									#156
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ENGLISH PINEAPPLE CHEDDAR CHEESECAKE

6 Tbsp. Tillamook Butter
1-1/4 cups Graham Cracker Crumbs
2 large Eggs, separated
1/2 cup plus 1 Tbsp. Sugar
1 Tbsp. Lemon Juice
1 tsp. grated Lemon Zest
1/2 cup Heavy Cream, whipped to soft peaks
1 Tbsp. Unflavored Gelatin
3 Tbsp. Cold Water
6 oz. Tillamook Sharp Cheddar Cheese, grated
1 - 8 oz. can Crushed Pineapple, drained
Butter an 8 inch springform, or cake pan. Melt butter, cool lightly,then mix with graham cracker crumbs. Press crumbs onto bottom of pan, but not on sides. Chill. Place egg yolks in a metal mixing bowl or double boiler. Stir in sugar or lemon juice. Over hot, but not boiling water, beat until mixture thickens. Remove from heat and stir in lemon zest. Cool slightly and fold in whipped cream. Mix gelatin and water in saucepan and stir over medium heat until gelatin is completely dissolved. Cool to lukewarm. Fold grated Tillamook Cheddar and pineapple into whipped cream mixture, then quickly fold in dissolved gelatin. Beat egg whites until stiff and fold into mixture. Spoon onto crumb base and chill until set, 3 -4 hours. Cut with a knife dipped in hot water.

	01-08-2002 00:05									#157
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The beauty is, I know Fin's culinary reflex probably overrides his horror reflex, so he is forced to read those.

	01-08-2002 00:08									#158
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	01-08-2002 00:09									#159
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak ENGLISH PINEAPPLE CHEDDAR CHEESECAKE 6 Tbsp. Tillamook Butter 1-1/4 cups Graham Cracker Crumbs 2 large Eggs, separated 1/2 cup plus 1 Tbsp. Sugar 1 Tbsp. Lemon Juice 1 tsp. grated Lemon Zest 1/2 cup Heavy Cream, whipped to soft peaks 1 Tbsp. Unflavored Gelatin 3 Tbsp. Cold Water 6 oz. Tillamook Sharp Cheddar Cheese, grated 1 - 8 oz. can Crushed Pineapple, drained Butter an 8 inch springform, or cake pan. Melt butter, cool lightly,then mix with graham cracker crumbs. Press crumbs onto bottom of pan, but not on sides. Chill. Place egg yolks in a metal mixing bowl or double boiler. Stir in sugar or lemon juice. Over hot, but not boiling water, beat until mixture thickens. Remove from heat and stir in lemon zest. Cool slightly and fold in whipped cream. Mix gelatin and water in saucepan and stir over medium heat until gelatin is completely dissolved. Cool to lukewarm. Fold grated Tillamook Cheddar and pineapple into whipped cream mixture, then quickly fold in dissolved gelatin. Beat egg whites until stiff and fold into mixture. Spoon onto crumb base and chill until set, 3 -4 hours. Cut with a knife dipped in hot water.

how is this, I have never had anything like it

I notice you are using Tillamook cheese (:b

post more vegetarrian recipes

Jon Miller

	01-08-2002 00:12									#160
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Uh...vegetarian is by nature not cheese-inclusive.
Can't say I've tried the dessert recipe...but I'll bet it is pretty good. The picture looked tasty. How about seafood, can you eat that?

LOBSTER TACOS WITH
YELLOW TOMATO SALSA

4 whole Lobsters (1lb. each)
3 tablespoons Corn Oil
6 whole flour Tortillas, 7 inches in diameter
1 cup Tillamook Jalapeno Jack Cheese, grated
1 cup Spinach leaves, shredded
Yellow Tomato Salsa

Yellow Tomato Salsa

4 cups Yellow Cherry Tomatoes or 1 lb. Yellow Tomatoes
1 whole Shallot, large, very finely minced
1 whole Garlic clove, finely minced
2 tablespoons Fresh Cilantro, very finely minced
1 tablespoon Champagne or White Wine Vinegar
2 whole Serrano Chilies, seeded and minced
2 teaspoons Lime Juice
Salt to taste
1 tablespoon Maple Syrup (if tomatoes are not sweet)

To Make Yellow Tomato Salsa
In food processor, using a steel blade, process tomatoes until well chopped. Don’t puree. Combine tomatoes and their juices with shallot, garlic, cilantro, vinegar, chilies, lime juice, salt and mix well. Add maple syrup, if needed, to balance flavor and slightly sweeten. Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or until very cold.

To Make Taco
Fill large stockpot with lightly salted water and bring to a boil over high heat. Add lobsters and cook for about 8 minutes or until just done. Drain and let lobsters cool slightly. Remove meat from lobster tails, careful not to tear it apart. Cut meat into thin medallions (or medium-size dice, if meat breaks art). Heat oil in medium sauté pan, over medium heat and sauté lobster medallions until just heated through. Spoon equal portions warm lobster medallions into center of each warm flour tortilla. Sprinkle each with equal portions of grated cheese and shredded spinach. Roll into a cylinder shape and place each one on warm serving plate with the edge facing the bottom. Surround the Taco with Yellow Tomato Salsa.

	01-08-2002 01:23									#161
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I don't eat seafood

but I am a lacto-ovo vegetarrian so I do eat milk, cheese, and eggs

Jon Miller

	01-08-2002 03:31									#162
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I see...so what you're saying is you'll eat the unborn, but don't mess with the living?

Yuck!

	01-08-2002 03:53									#163
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hmm, I have questions about eggs

but I don't think they are the unborn (since they are not suppose to be fertilized)

Jon Miller

	01-08-2002 04:52									#164
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quote: Originally posted by finbar Turned into a cheese stick even. Make for a soft touch on the keyboard anyway. The smudges would be a pain to have to wipe off.

I hope you don't mean the one in his trousers.

	01-08-2002 04:53									#165
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*Sneak takes the bait like a beauty*

	01-08-2002 04:54									#166
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quote: Originally posted by finbar *Sneak takes the bait like a beauty*

Cheese is obviously good bait for Sneaks.

	01-08-2002 07:02									#167
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I'll leave the obvious conclusion to that theory to Sneak's cheesy imagination.

	01-08-2002 12:06									#168
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On the subject of cheese...

Why is it so difficult to get decent Parmesan round here - we keep buying different brands, but they all end up like tasteless rubber, for Parmesan...

So Finbar, where o where do they hide the good stuff...

	01-08-2002 12:45									#169
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quote: Originally posted by MOBIUS On the subject of cheese... Why is it so difficult to get decent Parmesan round here - we keep buying different brands, but they all end up like tasteless rubber, for Parmesan... So Finbar, where o where do they hide the good stuff...

There's plenty of the legit stuff around. You'll pay $40+ per kilo (or part thereof). I'm just trying to think of somewhere close to you. If you want one of the better cheese selections in Sydney and you feel like a trip to Pyrmont - Simon Johnson Providore, 181 Harris Street, Pyrmont. It's a couple of hundred yards up Harris Street on the LHS, North of Pyrmont Bridge Road.

Apart from that place ... I'll give it some thought. There must be somewhere closer to you.

SJP has an internet site and you can order through the site. If you order a perishable like cheese, though, they sting you heavily for a delivery fee. The address is www.simonjohnson.com.au

It's delicious even just to browse!

	01-08-2002 12:56									#170
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REGGIANO PARMIGIANO 1997 $63.95/kg

Well bugger me sideways!!!

There's some other stuff that's expensive here too:

Bread (all kinds!)
Cherries
Cucumbers - and they all seem to be Lebanese!
Mushrooms
etc...

Guess food prices are a very seasonal thing here...

	02-08-2002 03:05									#171
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No wonder I'm being attacked for my gluttony...you people are obviously deprived down there.
Must have some lousy gardeners and public servants to have such a food crisis.
If only there was some writing talent to tell the world of your dire need for foodstuffs. Must not be much of that around either.

	02-08-2002 04:30									#172
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quote: Originally posted by MOBIUS REGGIANO PARMIGIANO 1997 $63.95/kg Well bugger me sideways!!!

That's the top-of-the-line stuff as per the vintage date. I've got bona fide RP - with the stamp on the rind, et al - for around $40/kg. We bought a slab of it over in Leichardt the other week.

quote: There's some other stuff that's expensive here too: Bread (all kinds!) Cherries Cucumbers - and they all seem to be Lebanese! Mushrooms etc... Guess food prices are a very seasonal thing here...

Lebanese cucumber is a variety - as you know - rather than the (as it were) source. It's commonly called "burpless" cucumber. I certainly wouldn't do my weekly shop at SJ, but it's great for the hard-to-find imported stuff.

I have an idea. I suspect you should pop over here one Saturday morning and we can take you over to Leichardt. Pick up some RP. There's also a t'riffic fruit and veg place - high quality, very reasonable prices. Also show you the blissful AC Butchery, which really is an assault on the senses ... :drools:

	02-08-2002 05:30									#173
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Won't Horse be hurt...and the bed isn't even cold yet.

	02-08-2002 16:36									#174
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Won't Horse be hurt...and the bed isn't even cold yet.

I thought it was 3 in the bed

	05-08-2002 09:16									#175
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Camelia bush still there?

	05-08-2002 09:34									#176
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Camelia bush still there?

As I type this, yes. There's just a tad less of it than there was when you saw it. It's going to disappear branch by branch, ugly red flower by ugly red flower. One day Mrs finbar will walk out the back and discover it's not there anymore. And she won't even know when it actually went.

	05-08-2002 10:32									#177
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You do us all proud, Finbar.

	05-08-2002 10:38									#178
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns You do us all proud, Finbar.

See? Skanky approves - reason alone to stop in my book

	05-08-2002 10:44									#179
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Horse, you should keep trolling...

	05-08-2002 11:52									#180
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Can't you just arrange for it do die in an unfortunate burning accident?
Tell her you were out burning all the unpublished porn you've been secretly writing and the bush got caught up in it.
Mission accomplished, with the added bonus of her adulation for your moral decision.