12-08-2002 04:01									#31
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quote: Originally posted by connorkimbro You were pretty toasted yourself, if i recall right.

You don't!!

	12-08-2002 04:18									#33
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Come on you two, you don't want another telling off from Mr. Horse do you?

	12-08-2002 04:21									#34
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Eh, wassat? We're not arguing.

	12-08-2002 04:23									#35
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That's what scares him init?

	12-08-2002 04:33									#36
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quote: Originally posted by connorkimbro Yes but other people seem to be ok usually. At least when I talk to people about it. Me, I pretty much go numb. It's wierd. There's like, no feeling, no reaction. Well, not NONE, it's still POSSIBLE, but it's seriously alot more difficult.

The problem is you don't get drunk often enough. The solution is obvious.

	12-08-2002 04:35									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Gibsie Come on you two, you don't want another telling off from Mr. Horse do you?

I, for one, don't give a **** what he thinks about our friendship at all. He's on my ignore and he can feel free to make any bull**** comments he wants to.

	12-08-2002 04:45									#38
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Ha ha - can't see me

Now I can call her a fat cow.

Fat cow, fat cow, fat cow

God I love the ignore list

	12-08-2002 04:56									#40
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quote: Originally posted by connorkimbro Yes but other people seem to be ok usually. At least when I talk to people about it. Me, I pretty much go numb. It's wierd. There's like, no feeling, no reaction.

I would take what they say with a pinch of salt. It is just one of those things of machoism...the thing is, alcohol can give an elevated feeling of wellbeing, so even if they thought they were performing, the truth is probably different

	12-08-2002 05:07									#41
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ok , how to say this in a nice way...
if you have "problems" then turn your attention on her , you do have a mouth and hands don't you ?
and she will be the lucky one to have your attention for the night and she will prob not even know you had any "problems".

	12-08-2002 05:26									#42
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The lady speaks the truth

	12-08-2002 05:27									#43
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Bah! What do I know...

	12-08-2002 05:27									#44
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Oh, i was using my hands and mouth plenty. Sometimes they want a little bit more than hands and mouth. (well, in MY case it's only a little bit, lol)

	12-08-2002 05:32									#45
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Awwww, poor connor and his penile deficiency

	12-08-2002 05:38									#46
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At least i get some, PH.

	12-08-2002 05:42									#47
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There's nowt wrong with the tug of love

	12-08-2002 05:43									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola Erection and sexual performace deterioates rapidly with blood alchohol levels a little above thoses where you should not drive. Lower blood alchol level MAY help sexual perforce by lowering inhibitions and shyness.

In my single days I found a large amount of alcohol and some dope worked wonders.

	12-08-2002 07:15									#49
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No masturbation. At all. That will cure your problem. Bloody ****er.

	12-08-2002 08:16									#50
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just in case anyone's wondering, finkian is a good friend of mine, and actually my roommate too. just so y'all know.

	12-08-2002 08:21									#51
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So he would know

	13-08-2002 22:50									#52
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I always get tired when drunk. And sad as well.

Ergo, I could never bonk a lady in that state.

	13-08-2002 22:57									#53
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It's called lay off the booze you lush......sober sex only way to go. Sex and being drunk are not a good combo....

	13-08-2002 22:59									#54
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well, so much for physical conditions.. it's not like social conditions allow me to have sex anyway

	14-08-2002 00:50									#55
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Ecthy, if you're having trouble getting laid, the time-honored solution is perfectly acceptable: Hire a whore.

	14-08-2002 01:04									#57
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Come on, there's no shame in hiring a prostitute.

	14-08-2002 01:06									#58
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Yes there is. Why am I the only guy who can't get laid the normal way?

	14-08-2002 01:09									#59
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alcohol diminishes sexual performance... DUH!

	14-08-2002 01:13									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion Yes there is. Why am I the only guy who can't get laid the normal way?

1. No, there isn't. Millions of men do it all the time.

2. Who says you're the only one? And for many men, the "normal" way involves lying, deceiving and objectifiying women to an atrocious degree, as well as sleeping with absolute sluts. Does that appeal to you more than going to a hooker?

Still, you probably have set ridiculously high standards, if all you are looking for is to get laid. I used to do the same thing (when I was pretending to be straight, that is... )

Most men don't get laid often at all.