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Ecthy

Emperor

Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 01:16

#61

Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:21

14-08-2002 02:18

#62

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as you see, Andreas, setting up high standards, when trying to get laid , and then failing miserably , is just another stop on that one way train heading for San Francisco , if you know what I mean.

Ecthy

Emperor

Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 02:32

#63

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If you're goooooooooiiiing to Saaaaan Fraaaanciscooooo

Bereta_Eder

Prince

Oct 2000
time: 07:21

14-08-2002 02:35

#64

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he got the virus.

Dr Zoidberg

King

Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 02:38

#65

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quote:
Originally posted by Ecthelion
Yes there is. Why am I the only guy who can't get laid the normal way?

Welcome to the club, bro

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:21

14-08-2002 02:50

#66

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we've got tens of thousands of branches, worldwide.

Dr Zoidberg

King

Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 02:57

#67

Remove this text

Sex starved nice guys of the world unite!

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:21

14-08-2002 03:06

#68

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sorry , I am with the ugly bastards branch.

Dr Zoidberg

King

Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 03:13

#69

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No sweat, SSNG is a multi-tendency organization...

Provost Harrison

Emperor

The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
time: 05:21

14-08-2002 03:40

#70

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quote:
Originally posted by Kamrat X

Welcome to the club, bro

Yes, and I am the grand poobah and high senior of the international guild of celibacy

Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:21

14-08-2002 03:46

#71

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I tried joining that club, but didn't meet the requirements.

Dr Zoidberg

King

Communist Party of Apolyton
Jan 2002
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 03:49

#72

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quote:
Originally posted by Provost Harrison

Yes, and I am the grand poobah and high senior of the international guild of celibacy

Yep, your a living legend in the organization

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:21

14-08-2002 04:08

#73

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faded glory

King

This trash talking 2 bit dope dealer is about to learn respect for the law
Jan 2001
time: 05:21

14-08-2002 05:43

#74

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I once did barf on a girl. Actually we were kissing, it just happened.. I pulled out just in time to barf on her shoes. I had drank some egg nogg and it was the begining of a horrible week of stomach trouble.

Hookers are dirty. I dont cheat. I wont ever cheat. Cheaters suck ; you cant trust em. Girls that sleep with someone else are just as willing to steal your wallet and car then head to Utah. I think thats the catholic inside of me speaking. As oppose to my d!ck. Which takes over all thought and bodily control from 7pm-9pm

"I used to do the same thing (when I was pretending to be straight, that is... "

lol. you were str8!

Immortal Wombat

Prince

in perpetuity
Dec 2000
time: 05:21

14-08-2002 05:51

#75

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quote:
Originally posted by drake
Sex and being drunk are not a good combo....

Unfortunately, I've solved this by living with neither

I'm joining the organisation too.

bigvic

Prince

Columbia, S.C.
Nov 2001
time: 00:21

14-08-2002 08:42

#76

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think dirty thoughts, or spike ypur booze w/ viagra

Q Cubed

Prince

t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
time: 23:21

14-08-2002 16:55

#77

Got spare money?

perfect solution. purchase one of those blow-up dolls, get absolutely and positively smashed so you can't tell what's what, and then take viagra. you'll end up not knowing who you went to bed with, getting laid, so to speak, and being able to pass it all off as stamina.

Ecthy

Emperor

Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 17:57

#78

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that's why we hate you, SB

MOBIUS

King

Prifysgol Caerdydd
Dec 1999
time: 15:21

14-08-2002 18:12

#79

Increase the size of your Attachments

Caffeine works for me!

But then I never tend to get as far as falling over drunk...

Besides, I always thought foreplay was 'stalling for time' whilst the caffeine kicked in'...

Ecthy

Emperor

Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 18:16

#80

Increase Your PM Length

Members:

Ecthelion
Kamrat X
Azazel
Provost Harrison
Immortal Wombat

Enemies:

Skanky Burns

*Skanky Burns gets beaten to a bloody pulp by all the SSNG members*

Boris Godunov

King

Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:21

14-08-2002 18:18

#81

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quote:
Originally posted by faded glory
I dont cheat. I wont ever cheat. Cheaters suck ; you cant trust em. Girls that sleep with someone else are just as willing to steal your wallet and car then head to Utah. I think thats the catholic inside of me speaking.

Yet you're still friends with that *sshole who cheated on his gf? Is it any different for men?

quote:

"I used to do the same thing (when I was pretending to be straight, that is... "

lol. you were str8!

And you'd know this how?

I had my first crush on a guy when I was 7 years old...

Alexander's Horse

Deity

Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
time: 15:21

14-08-2002 18:26

#82

Enter the AD-FREE zone

Guys, guys, there is no mystery to getting girlfriends.

Of course posting here all the time will probably reduce your strike rate enormously.

Ecthy

Emperor

Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:21

14-08-2002 18:28

#83

Got spare money?

Smartarse, I'm not posting here all the time. In fact it is all in things a lot deeper.

Sava

King

GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
time: 23:21

14-08-2002 18:29

#84

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cheaters do suck and I wouldn't be friends with a guy or girl who cheated... I'm not upset about being sex deprived because I won't have sex with anyone I'm not either in love with or falling in love with. I won't have sex with a girl unless I'm serious about the relationship, but keep in mind I'm talking about intercourse ... I'm currently without a GF, I suppose I have too high standards.

Boris Godunov

King

Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:21

14-08-2002 18:34

#85

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quote:
Originally posted by Ecthelion
Smartarse, I'm not posting here all the time. In fact it is all in things a lot deeper.

Halitosis, acne, or latent homosexuality?

Eli

Emperor

Israel
Jul 2000
time: 07:21

14-08-2002 18:36

#86

Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

quote:
Originally posted by Ecthelion
Members:

Ecthelion
Kamrat X
Azazel
Provost Harrison
Immortal Wombat

Enemies:

Skanky Burns

*joins*

Kamrat X : Are you really 33 years old? I was always sure you're 17, 18...

Alexander's Horse

Deity

Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
time: 15:21

14-08-2002 18:37

#87

Tired of ads?

quote:
Originally posted by Sava
cheaters do suck and I wouldn't be friends with a guy or girl who cheated... I'm not upset about being sex deprived because I won't have sex with anyone I'm not either in love with or falling in love with. I won't have sex with a girl unless I'm serious about the relationship, but keep in mind I'm talking about intercourse ... I'm currently without a GF, I suppose I have too high standards.

Boris Godunov

King

Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:21

14-08-2002 18:39

#88

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Can I be an enemy, since I get laid pretty regularly?

Sava

King

GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
time: 23:21

14-08-2002 18:39

#89

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AH, which part did you find amusing?

Kassiopeia

Emperor

Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:21

14-08-2002 18:41

#90

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quote:
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

Unfortunately, I've solved this by living with neither

Me too. Well maybe I have time yet to rectify the situation but my prospects aren't that good.

We could arrange group discounts for... 'services'.

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