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Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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Halitosis, acne, or latent homosexuality?


A bit of all

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Jan 2002
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*joins*

Kamrat X : Are you really 33 years old? I was always sure you're 17, 18...


Been checking my profile, Eli?

But yes, I am 32 (33 in November ) At least chronologically, mentally I´m 18 at best

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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The first two are very curable.

The last, well...I'm sure red_jon wouldn't mind trekking over to Germany to fulfill your needs there...

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I think it all depends on how much you drink.

If you drink enough to get all s***faced, then doing the "hibbity-bibbity" is a bad idea.

But if you just drink 2 or 3 drinks to calm your nerves so you can go over and talk comfortably with the girl, then that's ok.

Although I have seen it where the girl is all drunk and wanted some lovin'...

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Charm City
Mar 2002
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unfortunately, connor never seems to get laid unless he's wasted, poor guy. Maybe he's just exceedingly nervous, and needs all the alcohol to get his groove on. Vicious circle, that.
Me, thank god, I have no such issues.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Of course, people who never get laid wouldn't have any such issues...

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lol, riiiiiiight

You joking? They're beating down my door!
Hmph.
(stalks off, mumbling discontentedly)

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Hmmm, speaking from firsthand experience, being (absolutely) drunk doesn't help in choosing the girl you wanna hook up with.

I would suggest to work out more and drink less. A fit body=a fit mind=confidence.

me? I'm halfway there to a fit body, not exactly bricks and still soft in some area's but I don't mind talking to new ppl when I get the chance. But just have a coupla drinks to loosen up if your personality is "as stiff as a board".

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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But just have a coupla drinks to loosen up if your personality is "as stiff as a board".


I don't think it's his personality that he's worried about being like that...

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That too... Sometimes you have to get him liquored up just to get him to relax enough to carry a conversation with anyone. Not stiff as a board, really.... just shy.

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yes, shy, that's the word. shy.

and i don't ALWAYS have to get drunk to just get laid. it just seems like that's the recent trend.

. . . well, trend if you can even consider how infrequently i get laid to be a "trend" lol

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I would suggest to work out more and drink less. A fit body=a fit mind=confidence.


Not necessarily. Being in the army, i work out quite regularly. i'm in pretty good shape, physically.

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Apr 2001
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Being in the army, i work out quite regularly. i'm in pretty good shape, physically.





Just kidding.

(PS Amelie was great...husband had hard time keeping up with subtitles...he liked it anyway)

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Seoul Korea
Jan 1970
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Actually, I am in MUCH better shape than I was at DLI. Goodfellow PT is actual real PT, 5 days a week. It's pretty good pt.

I'm even starting to get a six-pack (abs) again, and i've dropped several minutes off my run time since coming here.

Glad you liked Amelie. i thought you'd especially like the very end, when he comes to her apartment, and then leaves and she opens the door and he's still there and she kisses him. Ya know? There was that unspoken thing that you always liked.

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lol, six pack. It's hiding, but I'm sure it's there somewhere.

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Aug 2001
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lol, six pack. It's hiding, but I'm sure it's there somewhere.


Hey, i said STARTING. It is starting to show. It needs love and encouragement.

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Apr 2001
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I don't know what's more comical-- imagining you with a six-pack or you trying to lie about having it.

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Jan 1970
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No, really, it's really starting to look good! Really, it is!

*dammit, why did I invite people that actually KNOW me to come to apolyton.*

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Mar 2001
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I got like a line down the center of my abs and the sides are tone, but I can't get the friggin six pack lines... I've heard only a small percentage of guys have the genes for that anyways.

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well i know that i've got the genes for it, because my dad has one, my brother has one, heck, even my SISTER has one. (she's pretty hardcore in shape. a rower, on a rowing team and all that)

i'm still working off 3 years of college - eating pizza and drinking beer, sitting on my ass playing computer games all day.

before the army, i weight about 205. i currently weigh about 170. and alot more of it is muscle weight.

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Sep 2001
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How tall are you?

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Aug 2002
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Why get a six-pack when you can have the whole barrel?

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Mar 2000
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why drinking cannd beer at all?

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yeah, been exercising too. started when i arm wrestled a friend about my size and a decade younger. to my suprise, beat the crap out of him - his idea, btw. but then my arm was sore for days. started pushups, curls, situps, running (30-40 minutes). Slacked off some lately, because of some minor, irritating illness, but hanging in there. it was amazing the difference when i went into a local bar recently - got lots of "feely" hugs from attractive women. nice. unfortunatley did not have chance to see if i could perform then.....

you know, "performance problems while drunk" is almost a oogp - over obvious generalization of perspective. like, "the milk tastes good because its yummy"

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Ecthelion
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Seoul Korea
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How tall are you?


According to the army (i guess they're pretty accurate) 5'11"

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I don't drink at all, so I'll never have this problem.

Although, I'll probably be too busy carrying my soused friends to my car to talk to any ladies.

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You just need to "accidently" take a drunk female to your car instead of a drunk friend.

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just noticed u r in s. korea. suggestion....get $hitface drunk w/ they guys, stay relatively sober when fishin' for those hot korean babes. compartmentalize your life and enjoy.

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oh en route to s. korea....well, get $hitfaced drunk allu want - you are going to s. korea - gettin chances to perform will be no prob

 
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