11-08-2002 23:47									#1
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I really like getting drunk, and I also really like peforming. Unfortunately, I've often found myself unable to do both at the same time. Is this common? Is there anything that can be done about it? I mean hey, I can plan to go out and get drunk, but I'm not suave enough to really PLAN on performing. So on those lucky nights that I get a chance to peform, it's likely I'm already drunk.
Ideas?

	11-08-2002 23:51									#2
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"Perform" meaning "get laid," or "perform" meaning "knock them dead with my stand-up comedy routine"?

	11-08-2002 23:52									#3
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Thanks for asking loin burger as i wasnt sure either, and i didnt want to ask for fear of sounding stupid and naive.

	11-08-2002 23:52									#4
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probably the comedy routine. it's a well known fact that the majority of posters here are, shall we say, inexperienced in the ways of women.

	11-08-2002 23:53									#5
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Oh, don't be coy.

	12-08-2002 00:06									#6
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Erection and sexual performace deterioates rapidly with blood alchohol levels a little above thoses where you should not drive. Lower blood alchol level MAY help sexual perforce by lowering inhibitions and shyness.

	12-08-2002 00:09									#7
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Yes but other people seem to be ok usually. At least when I talk to people about it. Me, I pretty much go numb. It's wierd. There's like, no feeling, no reaction.

Well, not NONE, it's still POSSIBLE, but it's seriously alot more difficult.

	12-08-2002 00:11									#8
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well, if you get it up, and it's kinda numb, you can always pass it off as "stamina" later on...

	12-08-2002 01:17									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed well, if you get it up, and it's kinda numb, you can always pass it off as "stamina" later on...

	12-08-2002 01:45									#10
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Just don't end up peeing in some poor girl.

	12-08-2002 01:51									#11
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woah, gross.

	12-08-2002 01:58									#12
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It's happened before!

...not to me.

	12-08-2002 02:01									#13
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I think throwing up on her is equally bad.

	12-08-2002 02:03									#14
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What, as bad as peeing inside a girl?

	12-08-2002 02:16									#15
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Hmmm... come to think of it, peeing inside her might be a bit worse. Then again, I think there are more of that kind that get kicks out of pee then vommit around, so the chance of the blunder actually proving useful is higher with peeing, thus making tossing yer cookies risky business.

	12-08-2002 02:19									#16
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Damn, look what I did to such an upstanding thread

	12-08-2002 02:38									#17
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Maybe if you weren't such a falling-on-your-ass drunk, you wouldn't have such a problem, Connor.

	12-08-2002 03:21									#18
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Just stay the night with her and do it in the morning

	12-08-2002 03:40									#19
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quote: Maybe if you weren't such a falling-on-your-ass drunk, you wouldn't have such a problem, Connor.

Hey, I'm not THAT bad.

	12-08-2002 03:46									#20
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Famous last words of the fall-on-his-ass drunk.

	12-08-2002 03:49									#21
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I don't get very drunk that often.

i'll drink a little bit, on weekends, and then once in a while (like maybe once every 2 months) i'll get almost fall on my ass drunk.

	12-08-2002 03:50									#22
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quote: Just stay the night with her and do it in the morning

Dream on, most people can't stand at all during a delirium tremens, not to mention having parts of them stand.

	12-08-2002 03:53									#23
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I didn't mean you were, like, alcoholic, but I think that everytime you drink enough to feel it at all, you're pretty drunk. Oh, come on, it's more than once every two months!!!

	12-08-2002 03:55									#24
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i don't recall ever getting drunk with you, so how would YOU know

and once a month at the MOST

	12-08-2002 03:56									#25
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did we ever get alcohol when we'd get a hotel? maybe we did. ok, so there was that . . . yeah. . .

	12-08-2002 03:57									#26
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Yes, cinnamon (SP?!) flavored.

	12-08-2002 03:58									#27
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I´m lousy in bed when I´m drunk, it takes like forever to get to the final destination. And the pleasure is all gone...I mean really what´s the point in that case?

	12-08-2002 03:58									#28
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yeah aftershock! that **** was good.

and that was only once, now that i think about it!

You were pretty toasted yourself, if i recall right.

	12-08-2002 03:58									#29
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I don't have to be there while you're drinking to see the effects. Recall dance performance night.

	12-08-2002 04:00									#30
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oh yeah. *embarassed*