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Mr. President is offline Mr. President
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The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
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"Do you like fire?"

[several mouse clicks]

"I'm full of it!"

-- Deathwing, in Beyond the Dark Portal

"You never touch the other Elves like that!"
-- Alleria, ibid.

Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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May 1999
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Originally posted by MacTBone
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hello? No, no, no, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD." - War3

"Right-click for hot undead action." - Female voice, same

"I said a bowstring, not a g-string." - Female voice, same

"I'll use my Human call; I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted." - Dryad, same


what is war3?

warcraft3?

I shuold have been paying more attention

Jon Miller

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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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"Power overwhelming" - Archons in Starcraft

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Sep 1999
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Not to mention "obliterate", "annihilate" and "erradicate" which those archons seemed to use instead of "hello".

I like the WC2 goblin sappers...
"We've got explosives, nyaaahh!"

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Prince
Houston, TX
Jan 1970
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"You spoony bard!" - Tellah to Edward, Final Fantasy 2

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Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Sep 2001
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"Don't run, we are your friends!" - Goblin Sappers, war3 (Warcraft 3)

"This.... is..... my..... BOOMSTICK!!!" - Rifleman, war3

"Say hello to my little friend." - Axe Thrower, war2

"Joo want axe?" - Axe Thower, war2 and 3

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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999
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"Vengeance!"

-King Lysandus, from Daggerfall

"Ye got a belly full of haggis!"

-Gryffon Rider, from War2

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Emperor
Minion of the Dominion
Aug 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Proserpine


IIRC this quote is from Duke Nukem


It's from They Live, damnit.

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King
Charlottesville VA
Jan 1970
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"Mooo.... Mooo..... Moo I say!"
The cows of fallout

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Do you have Matt Stairs in your house?
Mar 1999
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"You drink water?" -- Farnham the Drunk, Diablo (when asked about the Poisoned Well quest)

"Umm... so, am I going to die?" -- A man surrounded by burning stuff, Final Fantasy VII

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Dec 1999
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From Diablo 2

"Wait, don't I get three wishes?" - Amazon after Izual leaves.
(this was removed in the x-pac)

"Oops, did I do that?" - Amazon after killing Shenk

"Treasure hunting, pfft. Treasure finding, yeah." - Necromancer after killing the Baroness

"Raising the dead, how odd." - Druid when entering the rogue graveyard for the first time.
(I may have this one wrong)

The following from Baldur's Gate 2. Specifically, how you wish you could put your hands around his throat and squeeze.

"Ah, we are all heroes, you and Boo and I, hampsters and rangers everywhere, Rejoice." - Minsc

Last from Planescape Torment

"If you need me, I'll be over here, bored." - Annah when you didn't do anything for a while.

EDIT - added who

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"They Live!" Great movie. How can you not love Rowdy Roddy Piper?

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" - Duke.

"Ahhhhhhhhh, much better." - Duke.

What about this one? "Don't go, the drones need you. They look up to you." - SMAC

"Another visitor, stay a while, stay forever!" - Impossible Mission

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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
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kass::::

go go go!!!!

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Hope College
Apr 2000
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Civ I: "In the beginning..."

"Your fame exceeds even that of Dan Quayle"

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no longer.
Jul 2001
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"Red warrior needs food badly!" Gauntlet

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My wife used to get pissed at me for playing Commandos because every now and again she would hear:

"comin' right over"

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Jul 2001
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dm:

"Snfff... this is some stuff"... not too sure how that went, actually.

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SF, CA don't call it frisco... Striker!!
Mar 1999
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the only one that has emerged from the PC into my pop culture is from the early 90s game Links386 -

"Looks like you hit the tree, Jim"

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kass: "you need more supply depots"

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Jul 2001
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"All your base are belong to us"

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"Why do you keep touching me?" - male voice, War2 Expansion

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"Hello! My name is Yoshi. On my way to rescue my friends, Bowser trapped me in that egg."
-- Super Mario World

The first time I saw this, I almost died. The SNES had only been out for a few weeks and I had never seen anything as cute as Yoshi before. That's one of the SNES games I still play.

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"Battlecruiser reporting!"

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"erm...sir...could you like...shut up?" - Butthead speaking to principal in a beavis&butthead game (can't remember which one)

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"I love the dead.....frequently."-Necromancer in WC3

"(dwarf)We must defeat the dwarves! (another dwarf)...We are the dwarves.(dwarf)Oh."-Steam Tank in WC3

"Ahh, thats the stuff."-Marine in SC after StimPacking

'My words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"-Civ2

"Stuuuuuuuuupid!"-Various Dark-Elves in Morrowind after you kill them.

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"Looks like you hit the tree, Jim"


That's "Looks like I hit the tree, Jim."

Also, from Diablo 2 - let's see if I can remember...

Gheed:
"I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair..."
"I'm going to party like it's 999!"
"You know, I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

Cain:
"She reminds me of some preistesses of Zakarum I once knew. They don't take vows of chastity, you know..."

There are others, but I'd need to reference them, and I don't have an install currently.

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"Die, strange machine that doesn't belong here!"
-Dink Smallwood, after punching the Save machine

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"Grrahoagrha" - Zerg units.

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"You cannot pass without roadpass" -- Stormtrooper-looking dude, Phantasy Star I

"Barbrian is defeated" -- Phantasy Star I

"I dreamt I was a moron" -- Squall, Final Fantasy VIII

"Found an old issue of Timber Maniacs! ... ... ... You finished reading it!" -- Final Fantasy VIII

Anything Zoah says in Chrono Cross.

"3... 2... 1... Restart! [game appears to restart] Just kidding!" -- Chrono Trigger

"Good night... and RESET... [game resets]" -- Chrono Cross

"No, no, no, no... Stop the music!" -- Dalton, Chrono Trigger

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They're not exactly "one-liners," but M'Aiq the Liar from Morrowind has some interesting information:

Naked Liches: "A horrible thing indeed. If you see one, let M'Aiq know. M'Aiq wants to make sure to look in the other direction."

Nudity: "Ahh... the beauty of the naked form. These Dunmer are rather prudish, are they not? Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, glistening, naked bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red, and it is M'Aiq's birthday."

 
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