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Thrawn05 is offline Thrawn05
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When you examine you're PDA in the game, The Dig. Boston Low will say:

"It's the T-1000 Model"


Please note, that the guy who did Boston's voice in The Dig, was the actor who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2. The name escapes me though, if you know please post it.

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In the middle of a fight in NWN when your kicking ass, and your character yells "Nothing Walks Away !"

-edit- ohh ya - Text from an old game on my Apple IIe, I think the game was Zork

It's dark in here. Your likely to be eaten by a grue

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In the middle of a fight in NWN when your kicking ass, and your character yells "Nothing Walks Away !"

I love it.

As for the grue thing, what the ... is a grue?

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I heard starcraft:

"Crawl back to your masters, Aldaris, and huddle with them in darkness!"

Or something like that.

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quote:
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When you examine you're PDA in the game, The Dig. Boston Low will say:

"It's the T-1000 Model"


Please note, that the guy who did Boston's voice in The Dig, was the actor who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2. The name escapes me though, if you know please post it.

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Robert Patrick, was on the X-Files.

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A grue is a horrible monster that lives in the dark and kills things. It's impossible to see, and it can't be killed. At least, that's what's been in all of the games I can think of...

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Thanks, CG.

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Monkey 3:

Murray, the demonic talking skull: I shall stride through the gates of hell with your head on a pike!
Guybrush: Stride?
Murray: Ok, Roll! I shall roll through the gates of hell!

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"Tremble Mortals, and Despair! Doom has come to this world!"- Archimonde, WC3

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The only ones which come to my mind now are from Star (or war) -craft, Duke3D, and Jagged Alliance...

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I'll be there first thing on the morning, and then we'll see what's that madman made of!

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Okay... (BFHUM! Aaaagh!)

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"Find a dance partner!" -- Harvest Moon

"The demented Ludwig von Koopa has played his last symphony." -- Super Mario World

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"Die, strange machine that doesn't belong here!"
-Dink Smallwood, after punching the Save machine


OMG. i thought i was the only one who played that game Loinburger.

"Mighty pirate? You look more like a flooring inspector."

"Re-Elect Govonor Marley: when there's only one candidate, there's only one choice."

"insert disk 125 to continue. 'oh, well. i guess we'll just have to skip that part of the game.'" the secret of monkey island.

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"Don't pick up an herb without thinking what it's for!" - Nina in Harvest Moon

"The dead make excellent soldiers. They never surrender, they don't disobey orders, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off." -- Nevinyrral, Necromancer's Handbook. Text from 7th Edition printing of Drudge Skeletons

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"5 Logs" - The carpenter (?) in monkey island 2 :grin:

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To continue the Monkey Island theme (what a great series. )

Since we haven't had many 'escape' ones:

People: There is no ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND
Guybrush: That's funny, I've escaped from there 3 times already.

This is more funny than it looks, because the phrase in caps is said in a booming 1940s announcing the film voice......and it is every single time within the game those words are said.

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It's dark in here. Your likely to be eaten by a grue


Almost exactly the same message as what you get in dark rooms in ADOM. In that game, if you're doomed, there's a 1/1000 chance of instadeath every turn you spend in the dark.

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Funniest game I've ever played was Full Throttle.

Some of the best one liners:

"No offense, but we need a bigger diversion."

"...I'll bleed all over your driveway."
"Actually, that's good for the decor."

"I hate seeing her like that."
"Why? It's really my best side"

"She's got her hands all over my bike!"
"Jealous?"

"High kicking was never my move."

"I could try but it wouldn't die."

"Maybe you just passed out. You should learn to hold your liquor."

"Somehow I pictured this guy having a bigger refrigerator."

"Candygram."

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"I like girls that are into bondage"
-Crypt Fiend from Warcraft III

"Poke, poke, poke... Is that all you can do?"
-Orc unit (Peon, IIRC) from Warcraft III

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"You make me sea-sick"
- Human Ship from Warcraft II

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"I like girls that are into bondage"
-Crypt Fiend from Warcraft III

"Poke, poke, poke... Is that all you can do?"
-Orc unit (Peon, IIRC) from Warcraft III


Hehe yeah these are cool. If you poke the orc enough times he will say "I'm just not that kind of orc".

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Originally posted by MacTBone
"This.... is..... my..... BOOMSTICK!!!" - Rifleman, war3


Its from the movie Evil Dead!

SMAC is full of good quotes too.. not exactly one liners though..



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