16-08-2002 22:25									#1
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Plenty of games have good dialogue. (or, terrible dialogue, such as the resident evil games). So let's hear your favorites!

"...a few more seconds there and you would have fit nicely into a sandwich!" Barry, from the GC version of Resident Evil

I've got more, but I have to think of the games that go with them...

	16-08-2002 22:27									#2
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hmm, i know fallout has some cool lines, but it has been so long that i don't really remember them well

	16-08-2002 22:30									#3
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"We are rich, sire, rich rich rich!"
-economy advisor, you-know-where

	16-08-2002 22:34									#4
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Here we go:

"You wanna know the difference between you and you five minutes ago? The you five minutes ago had five minutes left to live." Boots, from Anachronox

	16-08-2002 22:36									#5
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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

-Fallout II

"I had to have a perception of 8 to get this dialogue option, and dammit, I'm using it!"

-Fallout II

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"What a fool you are. I am a god. How can you hope to kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence."

-Morrowind

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"All... existence... denied."

- Final Fantasy VIII (just about the only good onliner in the game)

	17-08-2002 00:45									#8
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"Let's kick ass and chew bubble-gum! I'm all out of gum!" - Duke himself

	17-08-2002 00:48									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Juggler "Let's kick ass and chew bubble-gum! I'm all out of gum!" - Duke himself

FO2 stole that line, as loinburger demonstrates.

FO2 is so full of pop-culture references it's silly.

	17-08-2002 01:26									#10
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It had a blues brothers reference as well (when you're getting in the car), but I can't remember exactly how it goes.

	17-08-2002 01:48									#11
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"It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of radaway...".

	17-08-2002 02:20									#12
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I go where I please and i please where i go

D.N.
Hell Duke has all the Good oneLiners

	17-08-2002 03:53									#13
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"My, that was a valient effort." Narrator in Gauntlet.

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"If there's one thing I've learned from this, it's never spend $25 on a computer game" - Guybrush Threepwood, The Secret of Monkey Island (1)

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"Blood Shall Run" CTP Warrior

	17-08-2002 05:26									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Pavlov "It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of radaway...".

Aye, that's the one.

Another one from Fallout II: "This one's my wish, and I'm taking it back!"

	17-08-2002 06:01									#17
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"To the Enterprise!"
-- Cid in Final Fantasy IV

"Our Princess is in another castle!"
-- Toad, no less than seven times in Super Mario Brothers

"All your base are belong to us."
(Does anybody know where this actually comes from?)

"I've got a headache, and with a head this big, that's no joke."
-- Elvis, in Perfect Dark

	17-08-2002 06:22									#18
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Zero Wing.

"Warriors, revive the power of the ORBS!" "Shut up." -- Townsperson and Guy in Final Fantasy II

	17-08-2002 11:57									#19
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum." -Fallout II

That was also in Duke Nukem 3D, no?

	17-08-2002 15:05									#20
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What..?No-one mentions Jagged Alliance 2??
Here's a few funny quotes..there's hundreds of 'em

"Just call me Harry. Dirty Harry" -Gumpy
"There be peoples who need bullet in head!" -Fidel
"Next time I kill someone, I take their lungs" -Maddog when out of breath
"If it wasnt already broken, I'd broke the damn thing! -Maddog
"Last one down, that was better than Reservoir Dogs man" - Gumpy

	17-08-2002 17:04									#21
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"I have not seen such stupidity." - Gaunlet, alleged

	17-08-2002 20:30									#22
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@Mr.President:
Check http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml they should have the story

	17-08-2002 21:32									#23
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"I'd kick the crap out of you, if I wasn't afraid I'd bury us both." -- Cate, from NOLF

In FO2 I particularly liked the bridge of death.

ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid...

	18-08-2002 01:13									#24
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(the civilian ore driver in red-alert): great voice/timing and intonation

	18-08-2002 02:52									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Frogger That was also in Duke Nukem 3D, no?

Yes, and like all of the one-liners in that game it was taken from a movie. The movie it was taken from was They Live.

	18-08-2002 03:24									#26
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"You wanna piece o' me boy?"

"En Taro Adun" (I used to misspell that 'An Tero Dun')

	18-08-2002 06:22									#27
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*Ring* *Ring*
"Hello? No, no, no, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD." - War3

"Right-click for hot undead action." - Female voice, same

"I said a bowstring, not a g-string." - Female voice, same

"I'll use my Human call; I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted." - Dryad, same

	18-08-2002 06:49									#28
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum." -Fallout II -Fallout II

IIRC this quote is from Duke Nukem

	18-08-2002 06:51									#29
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"I'm listening"

- soldier in Knights & Merchants

	18-08-2002 07:05									#30
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"Ack, okay!"

"What dew ye want?"

"Bombs are great!"

"I love blowin things up!"

Dwarves, all from Warcraft.

The Archons said some good things in Starcraft, something like "It burns!"