23-08-2002 02:25									#61
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no.

	23-08-2002 02:26									#62
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Then here's your drink.

	23-08-2002 02:29									#63
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thankyou

	23-08-2002 02:34									#64
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WHERE'S MY ROOT BEER , WHERE'S MY MAMMOTH JERKY?!!

*Azazel starts to twitch angrily, takes out the plasmagun, and starts firing randomly, creating a little burnt out bald spot on IWs lucious , beautiful fur.*

	23-08-2002 02:39									#65
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Azazel looks like he is in need of an attitude adjustment.

**Shoots Azazel in the behind with fast acting tranq dart**

Here's you're drink and jerky! Leave the weapons outside from now on. Idiot!

	23-08-2002 02:50									#66
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Another one of those darts in the ass , and I am burning this joint down. *tranquilizers kick in* ... but for now... you , you really should... hire some help. * relaxes in his chair, sipping on his root beer *

	23-08-2002 02:52									#67
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*picks dart off floor*

*sticks dart in Dalgetti's arse*

*runs*

	23-08-2002 03:01									#68
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You don't need to shoot a dart in my ass for me to burn this joint down.

*everybody in coffee shop tells Felch to shut up and stay in his corner*

	23-08-2002 03:11									#69
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* waves his plasmagun angrily , then takes aim, only to be stopped by Dinodoc's stern look *

DD: now what did I say? no violence here !
Azazel: But he started it ! And anyway, you shot me with the Tranquilizer gun, you hipocrite!
DD: here, grab another root beer , on the house.
Azazel : cool.
*goes , and sits down in an armchair*

	23-08-2002 03:12									#70
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*shoots Dal again*

	23-08-2002 03:21									#71
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*zap**zap* , and a strong smell of something's-burning fills the air.

IW : oh you're sooo going to pay. That was genuine troll fur coat!! I made it myself !

Azazel: well, you started it.

	23-08-2002 03:35									#72
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...eyes closing , must fight the medication.... arghh...
* Azazel collapses , and Dinodoc takes his Plasmagun*
DD: I'll take it. It will be in safe hands here.

	23-08-2002 04:09									#73
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc H: She hasn't claimed the drink you promised here yet. Do you want me to spike the drink again?

Again?

however, that gives me an idea, would you put some of that liquid nitrogen thats on back order in the drink?

	23-08-2002 04:54									#74
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Let me see if it's in yet.

	23-08-2002 05:06									#75
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You're in luck. The delivery just came. Here's your flash frozen drink.

	23-08-2002 05:35									#76
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc You're in luck. The delivery just came. Here's your flash frozen drink.

it isn't for me, give it to Tia. maybe after that she won't be flaming anyone

	23-08-2002 05:41									#77
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* Vlad Antlerkov points at the plasma gun, causing it to melt

I'm likin' this whole spectre of evil thing

BTW, I know an arms dealer that has a bunch of cutting-edge plasma rifles. You want me to contact him for ya, Azazel?

	23-08-2002 06:21									#78
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*pulls out an old, wooden sign littered with many many many holes.
ah... i knew this would come in handy... just like ol' home sweet home...

*walks over to entrance, hangs up sign:
"NO WEAPONS ALLOWED"

*sips from empty cup again.

	23-08-2002 08:08									#79
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Take the arms dealing outside Vlad!

	23-08-2002 08:35									#80
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower it isn't for me, give it to Tia. maybe after that she won't be flaming anyone

MMMWWWHHHHhhaaaaaa no such luck Tower! **rubs belly to stoke the fires**

I do so enjoy flame throwing. Well I'm stuffed so many knights and seamen. Why do sea men taste so salty? Uggghhhhhhh need something to wash him down with.

	23-08-2002 08:49									#81
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What'll you have?

	23-08-2002 08:59									#82
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I will have a Puff. It's a wonderful new drink I discovered recently on my birthday.

Take a shot glass and fill it with Peppermint Schnapps and add just a dash of club soda. Wait for it to settle for a few seconds and cover and slam on the bar and drink the fizz down. **licks all 5 lips**

	23-08-2002 09:47									#83
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Here's your free drink.

	23-08-2002 12:25									#84
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They're not in yet? Oh, well...

*puts box of white chocolate crossbow bolts away*

	23-08-2002 16:35									#85
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*Azazel wakes up*

Azazel :whoa, how long was I asleep ?

DD: for more than a few hours. .

Azazel : damn.

DD: and Vlad said that he'll be meeting you , something about 'bussiness' to discuss.

Azazel: . well, I sure could use some coffee, Dino. how about an instant?

	23-08-2002 19:12									#86
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**DD slips drugs into Azazel's coffee and goes out to meet Vlad**

	23-08-2002 19:22									#87
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I'm not the one selling the weapons. That squirrel just outside is.

* Vlad Antlerkov points to a squirrel carrying a BFG-9000

	23-08-2002 21:15									#88
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Azazel: hbrrrrf. *shakes head rapidly * whoa, man.. that's some coffee .. wohhhooo , the room looks funny now.... *goes around the room, grabbing chairs, and throws them out side * BAD CHAIRS !!!

	23-08-2002 22:34									#89
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*Azazel grabs chair H Tower was sitting on, making him fall to the floor*

H Tower: Hey!

Azazel: Shut up!

H Tower to Tia: want another free drink? go flame Az then and its yours

	23-08-2002 23:33									#90
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DD (unaware of the violence brewing in his shop): How much for the BFG-9000?

Squirrel: 5000 acorns.

DD: ....

DD: **mutters something about highway robbery** Here's your acorns.

DD takes the BFG - 9000 and heads back to his shop to find...