23-08-2002 23:49									#91
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.. Vlad tied up to a chair , and Azazel trying ( in vain , due to all that medication ) to shoot him with the plasmagun

	23-08-2002 23:49									#92
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*transforms from squirrel into human form*

*smiles fiendishly*

	24-08-2002 00:06									#93
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You mustn't forget, I'm a 50-foot-tall spectre of evil, remember?

* Vlad Antlerkov breaks the ropes and promptly gets a shot of plasma to the head

Funny, that almost tickled.

* Vlad Antlerkov points at Azazel's plasma gun, vaporizing it

* Vlad Antlerkov goes off to find some more evil coffee

	24-08-2002 00:11									#94
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Oh, these acorns will make a fortune on the Marsupial-Rodent Exchange.

Proprietor, some champagne, please.

	24-08-2002 00:20									#95
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Hey , I am only 8 1/2 feet tall, but I am bad and spiky. Noone does that to me.
* put on that cute invisibility power-up and a railgun from Quake 3*

hahahaahahaha, now you can't see me ....... . this lost all the fun sense right now.

Now where's that bartender?

	24-08-2002 00:23									#96
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quote: Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov You mustn't forget, I'm a 50-foot-tall spectre of evil, remember?

**looks at fingernails while looking bored**

Am I suppposed to be impressed that you are 50 ft tall? I'm a 200 ft tall Dragon with 5 heads and red hair who is prone to PMS. Now who do you think is more evil?? Excuse me for a moment.....

**Tia stands all the way up and pulls all five heads and necks to full extension while breaking through the roof of the coffee shop**

**pokes heads in the front door while still through the roof**

You were saying oh puny one?!? **snigger**

Yes your 50ft size does not impress me unless......well.....other body parts are 50ft....then we can talk

	24-08-2002 00:23									#97
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DD shoots Azazel in one of his legs for being an arse and gives champagne to a disturbingly familiar looking Kassiopeia.

	24-08-2002 00:31									#98
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Danke schön. *sips champagne*

Tia, y'know, Vlad's a minor 'n all.

*takes a look at his drink*

Then again... *shrugs and drinks the rest* Who am I to blame?

	24-08-2002 00:38									#99
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DD: how about a drink instead ?

	24-08-2002 00:39									#100
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What'll you have?

	24-08-2002 00:40									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia Danke schön. *sips champagne* Tia, y'know, Vlad's a minor 'n all. *takes a look at his drink* Then again... *shrugs and drinks the rest* Who am I to blame?

Well I always have liked them young But I will behave while the baby is in the shop

	24-08-2002 01:16									#102
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Azazel: a vodka please. and some olives, and a pretzel with it.
DD: A pretzel.
Azazel: yes , a Pretzel!

	24-08-2002 03:08									#103
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DD: Wierd bastard.

Hands Azazel his drink and then turns around to find a...

	24-08-2002 03:14									#104
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Wombat, requesting a top-up

	24-08-2002 03:31									#105
	Got spare money?

I'd like a dose of reality and a chocalte shake

	24-08-2002 03:35									#106
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H Tower: Sorry. We don't stock any doses of reality. Here's your chocolate shake however.

IM: Your top-up is coming right up. Would you like anything else?

	24-08-2002 03:35									#107
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wow. heavy drinker

	24-08-2002 03:36									#108
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yes. id like a .44 and a slice of pizza

	24-08-2002 03:59									#109
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Got any buckets of wood back there? And I'll have 12 puffs. You do remember how to make them yes.......?

	24-08-2002 04:14									#110
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*buuurrrrp*

how about another vodka, and some Ox balls?

	24-08-2002 07:59									#111
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Here's your drink and food, IM. Would like a gun to go with the .44?

Tia: I'll go check on the wood but your drinks will be ready in a moment.

Azazel: You've had enough for the day. I'm cutting you off.

At which point, a dejected Azazel walks away from the bar and into a...

	24-08-2002 11:54									#112
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Azazel: You've had enough for the day. I'm cutting you off. At which point, a dejected Azazel walks away from the bar and into a...

women's bathroom where he disguises himself as Black Widow

	24-08-2002 15:22									#114
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See, the resemblance is astonishing

	24-08-2002 15:23									#115
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Azazel : Hi everyone !
DD: Hiya , Blackwidow can I have your autograph?
Azazel : Sure. And a kiss as well.
*Azazel kisses DD *
DD:
Tiamat: yo, Azazel, what's with the wig?!
DD:
Azazel: No!!!! My evil plans have been ruined!!!
*goes changing back*

	24-08-2002 18:16									#116
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What a silly place this is. Good work so far.

	24-08-2002 20:47									#117
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Thanks Kass.

DD searches for something to wash the memory of the kiss away and finds...

	24-08-2002 20:54									#118
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...a leper

	24-08-2002 20:59									#119
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The leper is so startled that he completely goes to pieces.

	24-08-2002 22:49									#120
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Hmm... rollicking good times, it appears.


Coffee. Lotsa cream. Lotsa sugar.