26-08-2002 02:00									#151
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Me? What'd I do that was important? heh...

	26-08-2002 03:40									#152
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Nothing

	26-08-2002 03:44									#153
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Puts Mao's picture up on the wall.

Here's your drinks everyone.

	26-08-2002 07:06									#154
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*wanders in*

Mao! What have you been up to lately?

New management huh? *quickly checks to see if his armies are still there in teh cellar* Excellent. Just get me a non-leperous hot chocolate.

Kass! What is this "life" of which you speak? Spam has simply taken a different form of late.

	26-08-2002 07:33									#155
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Thanks Doc

Me? I've been around...around...whee...!!!

	26-08-2002 08:01									#156
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quote: Originally posted by Shadowstrike Just get me a non-leperous hot chocolate.

If you insist.

Sets up karaoke machine.

	26-08-2002 10:48									#157
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Black Widow was the one who was in charge most recently, Dino's a new development.

Haze the new bartender! Haze the new bartender!

	26-08-2002 19:06									#158
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You wouldn't dare.

	26-08-2002 19:24									#159
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you sure now? these are the people who frequent the coffee shop...

	26-08-2002 19:26									#160
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quote: Originally posted by Mao you sure now? these are the people who frequent the coffee shop...

Now I'm starting to get scared.

	26-08-2002 19:45									#161
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* Vlad Antlerkov gets on karaoke machine and starts singing

* Vlad Antlerkov watches as most of the bystanders go insane from his singing voice

Wish me well, I'm off to beat Cthulhu and take his place.

	26-08-2002 19:45									#162
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quote: Kass! What is this "life" of which you speak? Spam has simply taken a different form of late.

Oh, thank the Yods, SS has returned amongst us.

	26-08-2002 19:48									#163
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quote: Wish me well, I'm off to beat Cthulhu and take his place.

Say hi to Zhothaqquah for me?

	26-08-2002 21:05									#164
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Any of the three Prime Evils could kick your arse, Vlad.

	26-08-2002 21:10									#165
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After hearing him sing karaoke, I'd say he should be appointed as the fourth Prime Evil.

	26-08-2002 21:46									#166
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*opens his eyes, and yells:*

GET'EM OUT BY FRIDAY!

*and goes back to sleep*

	26-08-2002 21:57									#167
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc You wouldn't dare.

you're right, i just wanted to see if someone would actually do it

	27-08-2002 00:02									#168
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Looks like no one has taken up your challenge so far.

	27-08-2002 00:10									#169
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia Oh, thank the Yods, SS has returned amongst us.

*sips non-leperous hot chocolate*

Actually this is just a JavaScript speaking. The real Shadowstrike has escaped beyond the Frontier.....
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Joking! You think I'm serious!?

	27-08-2002 00:12									#170
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why's the shop made out of dinosaur bones?

what's a dinodoc?

which dare?

* ColdWizard casts cone of cold on DinoDoc

* ColdWizard rummages behind bar looking for valuables

	27-08-2002 00:15									#171
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A pot of mercury decorated with alchemists' symbols for me, please. Shaken, not stirred. And put one for those little pink paper umbrellas on it.

	27-08-2002 02:27									#172
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*The door flings open*

TA-DA!!!

Barkeep, your strongest capucino with a shot of your finest Frangelico!

A Dwarven Hammerskald and a Thunderdoom Troll in my latest MageKights purchase!

I'M CELEBRATING!!!

	27-08-2002 04:25									#173
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what happened?

	27-08-2002 04:35									#174
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* DinoDoc breaks ColdWizard's spell

Pat: Can you give me a minute to find our pot of power? We don't get much call for it.

* DinoDoc hands a cup of our strongest capucino with a shot of our finest Frangelico to TMM, the geek

While searching for the pot of power, DinoDoc runs into...

	27-08-2002 05:41									#175
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...a cu-out of Mao and Comrade Dan before they tried to purge one another.

The cutouts started strangling each other....

	27-08-2002 08:54									#176
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DinoDoc, horrified by the site of the animated cu-outs, stumbles over the pot of power. He then picks it up and takes it to Pat.

**Wonders why no one is using the karaoke machine**

	27-08-2002 15:19									#177
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*sings using the karaoke machine*

Vain niminä muistamme heidän nyt kulkevan, hämärään kahlaten, ohitse historian, ja nuo olennot kuin oma äänesi, puhuvat sinulle vain kuin et kuuntele....

	27-08-2002 16:17									#178
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*BANG*
*Serb open the door with kick, door is falling.*
- Who said free drinks here?
*he is a bit exited*
- Halyava? I bez menya? Nu yanki, nu huyepleti. Chto, skuchali bez menya, demoni?
*calms dawn*
- Gentelmens, where the f*ck I could find Mr. David Floyd?
* Walking into bartender direction*
- I'm slightly drunk today, and I'm seeking somebody for boxkicking,
*stops, screaching his head*
... asskicking?....butkicking?
*looks into Kassiopeia's direction*

- Who is torturing a cat here? Eto chto eshe za goryachii finskii rapper?
*Kassiopeia still singing*

- Somebody shoot him, I can't concentrate because of this cacophony.
*bang*
*noise of falling body*
- Thank you.

- hmmm...What the f*ck I was talking about? Ah...kickbutting...no.... kickboxing? Yep, for kickboxing.

-Does anyone saw him recently?
*Walking into bartender direction*

-Barmen, you have only three choices:
1) You can call to police -Togda, pizdec vashey policii.
2) You can try something, like tranquilazer darts- Togda, pizdec tvoey zabegalovke.
3) You can give me my "Yoursh" it's "Ruff " on your monkey language. Don't tell me that you don't have vodka and beer- Togda mi prosto milo pobaltaem.
-The choice is yours. Think twice, my words a backed with vaccum bomb.
*place small package on table*

Last edited by Serb on 27-08-2002 at 17:22

	27-08-2002 17:29									#179
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*sigh* karaoke...what's this place come to...

	27-08-2002 18:21									#180
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Shoots the annoying drunk with a tranq dart and puts him in a chair where he won't bother anyone else. His drink is left next to his sleeping body.